how do you think you'll die?

don't know if we've done this thread before, but i was relentlessly reminded of my own mortality after watching The Road last night. since i was in a major car accident, i've had this fear that's how i would go someday, but my brother and i were recently kidding about being 90 year old farts someday and still smoking pot and playing whatever passes for videogames in the distant future. anyone else have their own theories or fears?

plane crash over siberia on saturday night :/

cancer from eating too many microwave curry meals

heart attack from eating too much JUNK

murdered... by watmm members maybe

This thread is too macabre even for me...

death by mau mau

ass cancer

check this 103 year old

http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/05/25/bts.103.yr.old.driver.wpvi?hpt=C2

i honestly think i'll get mauled to death by a moose while landing my hang glider too close to her kids.

HOPEFULLY ON PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS.

excessive prayer will give me leg cancer

car accident... i'm sure of it

probably cancer like everyone else

it really doesnt matter because i just watched LOST the other night and i learned that i will be a new person after i die and i will have children and a different family and different name and the most important people in my life will be strangers from an airplane.

  On 5/26/2010 at 4:55 PM, Rambo said:

excessive prayer will give me leg cancer

This might be how Lance Armstrong received prostate cancer.

Not sure how but I'm thinking 60-68 lethargy induced malady.

Death by Snu Snu

fighting the good fight

I will probably masturbate to death.

  On 5/26/2010 at 5:16 PM, jefferoo said:

I will probably masturbate to death.

This has killed lizards but for humans it might be good for your testicular cancer.

I'll die quietly, probably in my sleep, due to old age or some other boring ailment

  On 5/26/2010 at 5:16 PM, jefferoo said:

I will probably masturbate to death.

absolutely killer av.

uh oh uh oh uh oh uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh

Chevy Chase autograph session gone horribly wrong

typing thi

  On 5/26/2010 at 5:26 PM, Calx Sherbet said:

typing thi

lol. well played.

  On 5/26/2010 at 5:25 PM, jules said:

  On 5/26/2010 at 5:16 PM, jefferoo said:

I will probably masturbate to death.

 

 

absolutely killer av.

 

 

uh oh uh oh uh oh uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh

Thanks bro.

I was inspired by this youtube video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTxdVaZR2Jw

The dancing ninja comes at around 1:23 when the beat drops.

Massive chewn.

3rd November 2064 at the age of 94 resulting from a chest infection. I'll also have end stage renal failure, COPD and stomach-churning pressure ulcers.

  On 5/26/2010 at 5:26 PM, Rambo said:

Chevy Chase autograph session gone horribly wrong

Comic genius in Rambo's inimitable style.

I've resigned myself to the thought that it will be by my own hand that I'll pass.

Not "if", but "when".