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  On 12/13/2011 at 4:20 AM, kaini said:

i had a similar solar-powered shower when i lived in a caravan

 

it didn't recommend enemas on the packaging though iirc.

 

what are you, a caveman? solar shower in a bag with no enema attachment?

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

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  On 12/13/2011 at 3:23 AM, Rambo said:
  On 12/13/2011 at 12:02 AM, chassis said:

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Imagine having a huge dinner party and making a dish that looked identical to that and then strategically leaving that book lying around so that someone would discover it at some point during the evening.

 

fucking genius.

 

  On 12/13/2011 at 5:23 PM, Fred McGriff said:
  On 12/13/2011 at 3:23 AM, Rambo said:
  On 12/13/2011 at 12:02 AM, chassis said:

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Imagine having a huge dinner party and making a dish that looked identical to that and then strategically leaving that book lying around so that someone would discover it at some point during the evening.

 

fucking genius.

 

it was interesting, I was talking with one of my foodie friends about cooking with semen, and how I'd be willing to try it on myself. and he seemed repulsed, that it was cannibalism of some sort, but my argument was more like it's closer to breast milk and therefore not completely morally repugnant. it got pretty philosophical and shit.

I shudder of the time when Mass Effect 3 comes out and I will need to use shitty Origin. Fuck EA. I don't want every publisher to have their shoddy versions of Steam, when Steam works so well and there is no reason to force gamers to use their shitty versions of the same contend delivery method.

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Steam is a big enough asshole that Origin is fucked and even shittier. I dislike steam.

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

  On 12/13/2011 at 12:29 AM, data said:
  On 12/13/2011 at 12:02 AM, chassis said:

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These are all from that whatIfounfatworktoday tumblr

 

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

 

 

fucking whaaat?

 

http://www.lulu.com/...recipes/5198959

 

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I received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.

 

yeah there's some gold in the reviews

i didnt really get the nice tits thread, i mean, if you cant find nice tits on the internet then you are probably too old or stupid to get a boner anyway.

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