encey Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Does anyone here wax their mustache part of their beard? I'm trying to grow out my mustache, but it just curls into my fuckin mouth! I'm trying the wax, but it won't stay all day, esp. if I decide (which I do) to use a napkin. Anti-beard-eating tips? (Besides 'shave it'; I've already thought of that one.) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildewOnRice Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Just chew it, man. Embrace the beard. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 something makes me think this guy has read the rules already Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I feel any product would ruin the look but I'm an amateur, a mere three weeks into my attempt to look like a Scandinavian trawlerman, so I'll just sit down and ready my notepad. MildrewOnRice just has that look on his face that says he knows what he's talking about. p.s pasta's on today's menu. Gonna get this moustache reeeal saucy. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Have you tried styling gel? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 You need to trim dude! Just keep the length down not the volume. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 On 6/8/2010 at 5:11 PM, encey said: what the fuck is this ? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 On 6/8/2010 at 5:27 PM, Babar said: On 6/8/2010 at 5:11 PM, encey said: what the fuck is this ? lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I used to trim it with my teeth :) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345056 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 free mustache rides, should help to condition it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Is there any problem face-sitting can't solve? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 ya, just use scissors and trim 'stache along your lip line. That's what I do I would never adulterate my beard with any kind of homo styling product... Maybe if there was some kind of gentlemens 'stache wax or something?? IDK Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hautlle's signature Hide all signatures Albums/EPs Free to DL or stream Newest stuff is on Soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 On 6/8/2010 at 5:27 PM, Babar said: On 6/8/2010 at 5:11 PM, encey said: what the fuck is this ? I know this, where's it from? Homestarrunner or something? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipper Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) Terpentintollwut said: Homestarrunner yep. Edited June 8, 2010 by tipper Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tipper's signature Hide all signatures On 6/9/2010 at 4:26 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said: Daniel Johnston > Lady Gaga Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 just trim the upper lip with something. it doesn't mean you have to lose the beard... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 shave it off. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I will shave it soon! But not yet. I want to grow out the mustache ('moustache'?) part. Maybe I simply have to suffer through this lip-pube buffet. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Don't suffer. Keep the 'stache trimmed around your pie-hole. You'll look much better, and you'll feel much better. Incidentally, massive disappointment that this thread is not about pica/trichophagia. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scrambled Ears Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 ya shit get a trimmer and just do the edges. the stache was not meant for covering the mouth unless youre one of those guys that prefers the havent been kissed in 3 years look Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 goin for this yall! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 On 6/8/2010 at 8:11 PM, encey said: goin for this yall! Man, those are some epic fucking eyebrows! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) I thought that said "I can't stop eating fucking bread". Edited June 8, 2010 by EDGEY Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted June 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 i'm in the same boat right now. i'm growing it out more, not trimming it till july at least. was eating my beard last night. i think you just have to deal. i actually thought of you and essines last night. like how the fuck do these guys not get food all up in their beard and beard all up in their mouth Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56972-cant-stop-eating-my-fuckin-beard/#findComment-1345259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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