can't stop eating my fuckin beard

we don't not :( ... or I should rather say :#

  On 6/8/2010 at 4:27 PM, encey said:

Does anyone here wax their mustache part of their beard? I'm trying to grow out my mustache, but it just curls into my fuckin mouth! I'm trying the wax, but it won't stay all day, esp. if I decide (which I do) to use a napkin. Anti-beard-eating tips? (Besides 'shave it'; I've already thought of that one.)

could never figure it out. i just ate it. it actually used to get stuck in my teeth, but that's what being a fucking man is all about. i grow my own god damn dental floss.

on my face.

  On 6/8/2010 at 10:25 PM, essines said:

  On 6/8/2010 at 4:27 PM, encey said:

Does anyone here wax their mustache part of their beard? I'm trying to grow out my mustache, but it just curls into my fuckin mouth! I'm trying the wax, but it won't stay all day, esp. if I decide (which I do) to use a napkin. Anti-beard-eating tips? (Besides 'shave it'; I've already thought of that one.)

could never figure it out. i just ate it. it actually used to get stuck in my teeth, but that's what being a fucking man is all about. i grow my own god damn dental floss.

 

on my face.

You have the correct perspective. Facial hair or death.

just steer clear of horse whippings

The Whore Whipperer

encey, what you need is a fine toothed comb to comb the mustache away from your mouth. that should help at least a little.

right now i'm cultivating a new mustache and it's not quite at the stage where i get it in my mouth all the time yet. i know your pain though.

yeah, bread is so good

I'm in the same place too, my moustache is all in the sides of my mouth. I kind of like it but not when I'm eating food. I like to eat stache and food separately. I have a job interview on friday and I really should clean up my face but the salary is pretty bad so I'm just gonna walk in there chewing on my beard like 'what?'

oh, encey, try and eat an ice cream cone if you haven't already.

ice cream cones are the bane of all beards.

of course you should first put ice cream in the cone.

how do you stop it itching like a motherfucker about 3 days in?

  On 6/9/2010 at 1:28 AM, loganfive said:

how do you stop it itching like a motherfucker about 3 days in?

You man up and power through it. No one said growing a beard was easy....

there is a short period of itch, i find if you use conditioner in the shower it can cut down on this. if you cowboy up and man out those couple days though the prize is glorious.

  On 6/9/2010 at 1:32 AM, hautlle said:

  On 6/9/2010 at 1:28 AM, loganfive said:

how do you stop it itching like a motherfucker about 3 days in?

 

You man up and power through it. No one said growing a beard was easy....

i'd do a burt reynolds except it itches too much.

fuck it, i prefer shaven.

both me and her.

I never itched when I grew my mighty, manly beard.

Because I'd put some Pantene on it in the shower.

I'm afraid that if I grow out a beard, some of my mindpower will become absorbed in the hairs and it might strangle me in my sleep.

i had the itch thing in grade twelve... now it flows like a fish in a river

my beard pretty much rules my food life, sok tho

people like to stroke it

my brother posts on the beard forum.

My link

I think this is a problem that comes up from time to time. Those of us with beards should post there too.

  On 6/8/2010 at 8:11 PM, encey said:

goin for this yall!

 

The look in his eyes says it all.

  On 6/9/2010 at 1:50 AM, Capsaicin said:

I'm afraid that if I grow out a beard, some of my mindpower will become absorbed in the hairs and it might strangle me in my sleep.

Lol

I'd be worried for you too.

  On 6/9/2010 at 2:07 AM, yek said:

now it flows like a fish in a river

poetry.

is it improper to braid a mustache?

It's not improper but it's borderline sexy.

  On 6/9/2010 at 12:40 AM, taxman said:

encey, what you need is a fine toothed comb to comb the mustache away from your mouth. that should help at least a little.

 

right now i'm cultivating a new mustache and it's not quite at the stage where i get it in my mouth all the time yet. i know your pain though.

I comb the shit out of it, but the direction it grows is just straight loop into the mouth. The wax is working, a bit. Just wears off after some napkin usage.

  On 6/9/2010 at 12:53 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

I'm in the same place too, my moustache is all in the sides of my mouth. I kind of like it but not when I'm eating food. I like to eat stache and food separately. I have a job interview on friday and I really should clean up my face but the salary is pretty bad so I'm just gonna walk in there chewing on my beard like 'what?'

lol!

  On 6/9/2010 at 1:24 AM, essines said:

oh, encey, try and eat an ice cream cone if you haven't already.

 

ice cream cones are the bane of all beards.

 

of course you should first put ice cream in the cone.

Yeah, that is some tough shit there -- I also eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch every day, so my napkins are absolutely smeared stained with brown and purple ... lol.

I do like drinking beer, though, because after I gulp it down, I get some foamy head slurp aftertaste.

(In other words, I suck cock and eat jizz every two hours, yes.)

  On 6/8/2010 at 5:33 PM, GORDO said:

I used to trim it with my teeth :)

Haha, I do that when I get a stray hair or two.

Also, trim it with scissors about once a week (mine doesn't grow that fast).

I just recently shaved my idm beard after growing it for a couple of months and not trimming at all. I did the mustache snacking thing too.