some dick is trying to steal my bike

Step 1. Lock tire of crappy stolen bike to nice expensive bike.

Step 2. Come back at midnight.

Step 3. Unlock, cut other locks.

So, I've been here 3 hours now, waiting for security to show up and cut this asshole's lock off my bike. It's raining. :\

Yay android phone.

Step 1. Remove sock from left foot and fill 1/3 with stones.

Step 2. Wait until midnight.

Step 3. Unleash a world o' hurt.

  On 6/12/2010 at 8:04 PM, chaosmachine said:

 

Yay android phone.

hmmm... not certain why he'd want to steal yours tho, he's is better. it has suspension and a stand.

Lol :(

maybe you should take his bike off the wheel and throw it into traffic while you wait

Beat him up, bro!

YEAH KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!!

  On 6/12/2010 at 8:29 PM, 24ourange said:

maybe you should take his bike off the wheel and throw it into traffic while you wait

definitely this.

unless, of course, the thief is attempting to steal two bikes, and the other one just belongs to an innocent.

definetly, take your wheel and get your bike, take his wheel and take his bike, you'll get 2 bikes missing 1 wheel in each, i think you come out a winner!!!

after that sell YOUR bike and buy a new wheel for your NEW bike ;)

... while you're at it, you may as well take that blue one too.

WAIT, YEAH ! BE A DICK AND STEAL HIS BIKE ! ! !

START STEALING PEOPLES BIKES ! HELLO NEW JOB !

Some Bike is trying to steal my Dick!

NSFW

i will paypal you €20 for the one with suspension and stand.

deal?

  On 6/12/2010 at 8:58 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

definetly, take your wheel and get your bike, take his wheel and take his bike, you'll get 2 bikes missing 1 wheel in each, i think you come out a winner!!!

 

after that sell YOUR bike and buy a new wheel for your NEW bike ;)

genius

  On 6/12/2010 at 9:12 PM, Plum said:

... while you're at it, you may as well take that blue one too.

the blue one is a lady's bike

btw you don't need to sell any of those bikes, you'll have YOUR front wheel and a NEW/STOLEN back wheel

i really thought i had this figured out, but there was one possibility i didn't see coming.

management finally showed up to cut the lock. "clearly intentional" they said. i agreed.

they have bolt cutters, but they're not big enough to cut the lock. so they went off to get a gas powered cutter.

i went inside to use the bathroom. when i came out, there's this guy unlocking his bike from mine. he looks stunned. no, I realize... he IS stunned! mentally. fucking. retarded.

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

i try to explain the situation to him, that i'd been waiting there 5 hours for him, and these guys were about to come and power cut his lock off, but i don't think he really got it...

what a waste of 5 hours.

so you LOSE?!?!

  On 6/12/2010 at 10:35 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

so you LOSE?!?!

yes. yes. i lose.

Happy endings all around.

He saw you taking pix so he aborted the theft and executed his backup plan "Operation Corky" and you fell for it. You are dealing with a master.

ah man... what a pain in the ass.

all that trouble and he didn't even loose his lock.

seconding operation corky. severely mentally challenged people don't ride bikes. this is like the time my cousin pretended to be retarded when he got caught cutting in line at disneyland.

man i can't believe you considered stealing a retard's bike. that's pretty shitty!

you monster.