chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Step 1. Lock tire of crappy stolen bike to nice expensive bike. Step 2. Come back at midnight. Step 3. Unlock, cut other locks. So, I've been here 3 hours now, waiting for security to show up and cut this asshole's lock off my bike. It's raining. :\ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Yay android phone. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Step 1. Remove sock from left foot and fill 1/3 with stones. Step 2. Wait until midnight. Step 3. Unleash a world o' hurt. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 On 6/12/2010 at 8:04 PM, chaosmachine said: Yay android phone. hmmm... not certain why he'd want to steal yours tho, he's is better. it has suspension and a stand. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Lol :( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 maybe you should take his bike off the wheel and throw it into traffic while you wait Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Beat him up, bro! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 YEAH KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 On 6/12/2010 at 8:29 PM, 24ourange said: maybe you should take his bike off the wheel and throw it into traffic while you wait definitely this. unless, of course, the thief is attempting to steal two bikes, and the other one just belongs to an innocent. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 (edited) definetly, take your wheel and get your bike, take his wheel and take his bike, you'll get 2 bikes missing 1 wheel in each, i think you come out a winner!!! after that sell YOUR bike and buy a new wheel for your NEW bike ;) Edited June 12, 2010 by THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 ... while you're at it, you may as well take that blue one too. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347973 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 WAIT, YEAH ! BE A DICK AND STEAL HIS BIKE ! ! ! START STEALING PEOPLES BIKES ! HELLO NEW JOB ! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Some Bike is trying to steal my Dick! NSFW Reveal hidden contents Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 i will paypal you €20 for the one with suspension and stand. deal? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 On 6/12/2010 at 8:58 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said: definetly, take your wheel and get your bike, take his wheel and take his bike, you'll get 2 bikes missing 1 wheel in each, i think you come out a winner!!! after that sell YOUR bike and buy a new wheel for your NEW bike ;) genius Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347983 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 (edited) On 6/12/2010 at 9:12 PM, Plum said: ... while you're at it, you may as well take that blue one too. the blue one is a lady's bike Edited June 12, 2010 by THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 btw you don't need to sell any of those bikes, you'll have YOUR front wheel and a NEW/STOLEN back wheel Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1347999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 i really thought i had this figured out, but there was one possibility i didn't see coming. management finally showed up to cut the lock. "clearly intentional" they said. i agreed. they have bolt cutters, but they're not big enough to cut the lock. so they went off to get a gas powered cutter. i went inside to use the bathroom. when i came out, there's this guy unlocking his bike from mine. he looks stunned. no, I realize... he IS stunned! mentally. fucking. retarded. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: i try to explain the situation to him, that i'd been waiting there 5 hours for him, and these guys were about to come and power cut his lock off, but i don't think he really got it... what a waste of 5 hours. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1348027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 (edited) so you LOSE?!?! Edited June 12, 2010 by THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1348029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 On 6/12/2010 at 10:35 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said: so you LOSE?!?! yes. yes. i lose. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1348034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Happy endings all around. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1348035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 He saw you taking pix so he aborted the theft and executed his backup plan "Operation Corky" and you fell for it. You are dealing with a master. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1348038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 ah man... what a pain in the ass. all that trouble and he didn't even loose his lock. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1348039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 seconding operation corky. severely mentally challenged people don't ride bikes. this is like the time my cousin pretended to be retarded when he got caught cutting in line at disneyland. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1348067 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 man i can't believe you considered stealing a retard's bike. that's pretty shitty! you monster. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57081-some-dick-is-trying-to-steal-my-bike/#findComment-1348072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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