some dick is trying to steal my bike

  On 6/12/2010 at 9:30 PM, Plum said:

man i can't believe you considered stealing a retard's bike. that's pretty shitty!

 

you monster.

Are you really that surprised? There's a clear moral equivalence between stealing a retard's bike and setting up secret subforums. Chaosmachine is watmm's abyss.

double monster.

  On 6/12/2010 at 9:35 PM, kakapo said:

  On 6/12/2010 at 9:30 PM, Plum said:

man i can't believe you considered stealing a retard's bike. that's pretty shitty!

 

you monster.

 

Are you really that surprised? There's a clear moral equivalence between stealing a retard's bike and setting up secret subforums. Chaosmachine is watmm's abyss.

I did it all for you kakapo, all for you.

would read again

this would be a good one page android advertisement

  On 6/12/2010 at 9:35 PM, kakapo said:

  On 6/12/2010 at 9:30 PM, Plum said:

man i can't believe you considered stealing a retard's bike. that's pretty shitty!

 

you monster.

 

Are you really that surprised? There's a clear moral equivalence between stealing a retard's bike and setting up secret subforums. Chaosmachine is watmm's abyss.

obsessed much?

  On 6/12/2010 at 7:06 PM, placidburp said:

Some Bike is trying to steal my Dick!

 

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How horrid is this?

I had some great advice too. I'll save it up for the next time someone records their bike being stolen over the course of several hours.

  On 6/12/2010 at 11:17 PM, Rambo said:

I had some great advice too. I'll save it up for the next time someone records their bike being stolen over the course of several hours.

He will be back for chaos' bike tomorrow, having lulled him into a false sense of security with Operation Corky

i own a car lol

  On 6/12/2010 at 11:17 PM, Rambo said:

I had some great advice too. I'll save it up for the next time someone records their bike being stolen over the course of several hours.

lol

I think he really is a corky. I mean, look at the bike. And the way he locked it.

let's go rescue the orphan gears man!

maybe i am an idiot, but this seems to be the worst way to steal a bike ever.

edit*

scratch that, just read that he was 'tarded. my bad.

  On 6/13/2010 at 12:57 AM, thanks robert moses said:

maybe i am an idiot, but this seems to be the worst way to steal a bike ever.

 

edit*

scratch that, just read that he was 'tarded. my bad.

haha my thoughts exactly

someone better fucking steal a bike b'fo i get pissed!

/bikestealing

any pics of the guy chaos?

  On 6/13/2010 at 3:13 AM, Producer Snafu said:

someone better fucking steal a bike b'fo i get pissed!

I don't have a bike... so, what do I get if I steal one for WATMM? I could do it tonight if you want me to.

EDIT: Btw. I'm 100% serious.

I could beat your ass. Hows that?

So this guy went full retard on you and you bought it?

  On 6/13/2010 at 2:01 PM, Squee said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 3:13 AM, Producer Snafu said:

someone better fucking steal a bike b'fo i get pissed!

I don't have a bike... so, what do I get if I steal one for WATMM? I could do it tonight if you want me to.EDIT: Btw. I'm 100% serious.

Do it for the rush and the adaptation. The general backwardsness of the act comes when you get caught and have to feign mental retardation.

  On 6/13/2010 at 4:19 PM, futuregirlfriend said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 2:01 PM, Squee said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 3:13 AM, Producer Snafu said:

someone better fucking steal a bike b'fo i get pissed!

I don't have a bike... so, what do I get if I steal one for WATMM? I could do it tonight if you want me to.EDIT: Btw. I'm 100% serious.

 

Do it for the rush and the adaptation. The general backwardsness of the act comes when you get caught and have to feign mental retardation.

Epic bike steal!

[ytmnd]corky stole my bike[/ytmnd]

When I lived in Boston, I found a bike mark in my u-lock that looked as if someone tried taking a handsaw to it.