Klyxn - who was she?

prick.

  On 6/13/2010 at 4:24 PM, keltoi said:

*tucks penis between legs*

*recommends surgeon in thailand*

this has been a fantastic read.

my initial response is that he has no idea how to properly communicate with people, which is why we all think he's a prick.

excellent posts all around, in my opinion.

  On 6/13/2010 at 4:59 PM, SecondaryCell said:

OK - got it worked out...

 

To those who took my request seriously, many thanks!

 

To those who posted negative and nasty responses, your comments (throughout this forum) speak volumes about your insecurities, immaturity and personal hangups. However, you do cause my thread views to rise - and there is a direct correlation between the thread views here and the page views and sales on the FEM Records website, so thanks for that!

LOL

  On 6/13/2010 at 7:56 PM, essines said:

prick.

+1

  On 6/13/2010 at 9:57 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

this has been a fantastic read.

 

my initial response is that he has no idea how to properly communicate with people, which is why we all think he's a prick.

 

excellent posts all around, in my opinion.

A+ would read again, spot on.

Pretty good thread indeed, would be better if you could stir up some actual anger from SecondaryCell instead of just hostile remarks.

  On 6/13/2010 at 4:59 PM, SecondaryCell said:

However, you do cause my thread views to rise - and there is a direct correlation between the thread views here and the page views and sales on the FEM Records website, so thanks for that!

Ok then well, it looks like you owe us some money.

double guitars

  On 6/13/2010 at 11:11 AM, Masonic Boom said:

 

But stupid shit like the stuff all over this thread is the kind of thing that actually makes it harder for musicians who happen to be female.

 

What stupid shit?

So it's harder for female musicians? That's not a very pro-feminist thing to say is it?

My work in this thread is done.

All for now,

SC

LOL !

  On 6/13/2010 at 12:57 PM, Bubba69 said:

I mean, isn't it pretty obvious what happened already? Dude pretends to be girl and gets on label, realizes at some point he will be figured out that she doesn't exist, kills her off as to escape from this and become infamous, scam gets figured out anyways, desperate attempts are made to get rid of evidence by deleting myspace etc. Who cares who it actually is?

yeah that seemed the most obvious conclusion. it's like being black and making wonky, electro or dubstep, 10x more likley to get popular

  On 6/13/2010 at 10:58 PM, tht tne said:

double guitars

When you say "double guitars" do you mean like The Allmand Brothers Band?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfM6nRVBvGs

or do you mean like Steve Vai?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY8wyKuLY2k

  On 6/14/2010 at 2:47 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 10:58 PM, tht tne said:

double guitars

 

When you say "double guitars" do you mean like The Allmand Brothers Band?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfM6nRVBvGs

 

or do you mean like Steve Vai?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY8wyKuLY2k

i mean like iron maiden

YOU MEAN LIEK THIN LIZZY YOU FUCKING SEXIST PIG

Ok, I admit it. I was Klyxn.

CUNNILINGATE MY KLYTORIS

This just in - future signings to FEM records to be subject to "gender test"

  On 6/14/2010 at 4:10 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 4:59 PM, SecondaryCell said:

To those who posted negative and nasty responses, your comments (throughout this forum) speak volumes about your insecurities, immaturity and personal hangups. However, you do cause my thread views to rise - and there is a direct correlation between the thread views here and the page views and sales on the FEM Records website, so thanks for that!

this just reeks of insecurity

I know, but I didn't want to coin the phrase "steeped in irony" because I was afraid someone would make fun of my height.

does anyone else get painful wood when they listen to female electronic music artists?

  On 6/14/2010 at 5:46 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 6/14/2010 at 4:10 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 4:59 PM, SecondaryCell said:

To those who posted negative and nasty responses, your comments (throughout this forum) speak volumes about your insecurities, immaturity and personal hangups. However, you do cause my thread views to rise - and there is a direct correlation between the thread views here and the page views and sales on the FEM Records website, so thanks for that!

this just reeks of insecurity

 

I know, but I didn't want to coin the phrase "steeped in irony" because I was afraid someone would make fun of my height.

steeped in irn-bru

viral marketing ahoy!

Yeah, this all smacks of some dudes pet project/marketing strategy. I wouldn't be surprised if all of the artists were just him or his buddies making tracks and finding some small-time model pics and making some fake profiles to help sell the tracks.

interesting...

or perhaps this is all a clever scheme by SecondaryCell to lure male watmmers into making fake female personas and thereby expanding his label's roster (not unlike Operation Corky)

  On 6/14/2010 at 8:34 PM, patternoverlap said:

Yeah, this all smacks of some dudes pet project/marketing strategy. I wouldn't be surprised if all of the artists were just him or his buddies making tracks and finding some small-time model pics and making some fake profiles to help sell the tracks.

Anglez... dey haz dem.