My current ranking in the UK English pool championship

Current place 1st

Games won - 707

Games lost - 303

Games played - 1010

Also, let's have some drum and bass reggae

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8F0IQ2vaa0&feature=related

I'm going for a wank.

how was the wank george ? Did you ejaculate or did you prefer injaculating . I know you know what i'm talking about and how it feels so i really appreciate being able to discuss these kind of topics with people on the same level as me rather than with easily-shocked bigots.

How was it ?

is this a joke or are you really good at pool?

you should use Roland as your pool pseudonym.

I was 183 in the Northern Irish rankings.

Yes, that is as shit as it sounds.

  On 6/15/2010 at 9:13 AM, Babar said:

how was the wank george ? Did you ejaculate or did you prefer injaculating . I know you know what i'm talking about and how it feels so i really appreciate being able to discuss these kind of topics with people on the same level as me rather than with easily-shocked bigots.

How was it ?

I actually injaculated, continued to wank and then came, it was a mindblower, in fact my wanks over the last 2 months have been pretty spectacular, but my balls are beginning to hurt and I feel this may be injaculatory induced so I am going to stop doing it for a while!

How have your wanks been mate?

  On 6/15/2010 at 9:41 AM, bigs said:

is this a joke or are you really good at pool?

I'm really good at pool, but to be honest it's not an official tournament or anything (there isn't an offical UK English pool tournament), it's just a pub circuit and Rileys tournament, I've been in it since I was 17.

I have played better players outside of those entered in the tournament. Seriously. The reason for this is because the tournament is pub/rileys club challenge you actually get a lot of pissheads who are half-good at pool and just enter for the fun of it. I am way better at American pool, but alas that is an official tournament, and I am nowhere near good enough to get into even the countries top rankings let alone be entered into the tournament. I hope this gives you some perpesctive.

And yes those are my genuine scores, hence the thread, with the correlation in numbers

perspective*

  On 6/15/2010 at 4:17 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 9:13 AM, Babar said:

how was the wank george ? Did you ejaculate or did you prefer injaculating . I know you know what i'm talking about and how it feels so i really appreciate being able to discuss these kind of topics with people on the same level as me rather than with easily-shocked bigots.

How was it ?

 

I actually injaculated, continued to wank and then came, it was a mindblower, in fact my wanks over the last 2 months have been pretty spectacular, but my balls are beginning to hurt and I feel this may be injaculatory induced so I am going to stop doing it for a while!

 

How have your wanks been mate?

I can still feel the pain from last night's session but damn, that's worth it ! I'm still far from becoming an injaculation master as i've only been through stage 2 but well i think I've understood which method to fellow. Instead of gradually training my pubo-coccything muscle days after days I decided to adopt a new approach to my wanks. To me it is clear that every masturbation relies on three main steps:

-1. touching your wiener getting it erected.

-2. pre-ejaculation pleasure. Theoretically it could last last forever

-3. unloading.

My technique is to titillate the third stage without actually entering it. From here, there are two possibilities :

A) you ejaculate but quite don't feel it.

B) you (injaculate and) go back to stage one.

The problem is there is the thickness of a pube between A and B. it's all about knowing your body. That's what i do. Getting to know my body, making new discoveries.

cheers !

LOL

The combination of Babar and *perspective really brought this thread around for me

  On 6/15/2010 at 6:34 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Current place 1st

 

Games won - 707

 

Games lost - 303

 

Games played - 1010

 

I don't understand the point system, but you can swim really good, yeah?

instead of playing 1,010 games of billiards, i would have sex 1,010 times, but to each his own

  On 6/15/2010 at 5:23 PM, Babar said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 4:17 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 9:13 AM, Babar said:

how was the wank george ? Did you ejaculate or did you prefer injaculating . I know you know what i'm talking about and how it feels so i really appreciate being able to discuss these kind of topics with people on the same level as me rather than with easily-shocked bigots.

How was it ?

 

I actually injaculated, continued to wank and then came, it was a mindblower, in fact my wanks over the last 2 months have been pretty spectacular, but my balls are beginning to hurt and I feel this may be injaculatory induced so I am going to stop doing it for a while!

 

How have your wanks been mate?

 

I can still feel the pain from last night's session but damn, that's worth it ! I'm still far from becoming an injaculation master as i've only been through stage 2 but well i think I've understood which method to fellow. Instead of gradually training my pubo-coccything muscle days after days I decided to adopt a new approach to my wanks. To me it is clear that every masturbation relies on three main steps:

-1. touching your wiener getting it erected.

-2. pre-ejaculation pleasure. Theoretically it could last last forever

-3. unloading.

 

My technique is to titillate the third stage without actually entering it. From here, there are two possibilities :

A) you ejaculate but quite don't feel it.

B) you (injaculate and) go back to stage one.

 

The problem is there is the thickness of a pube between A and B. it's all about knowing your body. That's what i do. Getting to know my body, making new discoveries.

 

cheers !

I often find that my injaculation is mastered by teasing to the point of cum, but removing my hand and stopping it from shooting out. It really is difficult sometimes, but you can have and feel the orgasm, if however the tiniest breath from my mouth were to skim the brow of my head at this point I would definetly unload, it is such a fine line between pulling away your hand and accidentally going that one stroke too far.

Babar, as you say, it is all about knowing your body and I am only able to do this because I can feel that exact moment of pressure in my penis and I know there and then that one more stroke and i'll unload, I know the orgasm is happening but i'm using my actual penis muscle to hold that sperm within me.

It's so good, it's a shame you're not near me or we could meet up and exchange technique.

Have I been doing it wrong for 15 years? What the fuck is injaculation?

  On 6/16/2010 at 12:55 AM, tec said:

Have I been doing it wrong for 15 years? What the fuck is injaculation?

It's the art of orgasming without unloading, you can in effect continue to wank after the orgasm, causing a succession of multiple orgasms, but without unloading, the final masterpiece though, when you do unload, is an orgasm that will leave you paralysed in ecstacy.

It's not healthy, I may well have replaced my alcoholic addiction with injaculation, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a weak heart, but goddamn it feels good.

  On 6/16/2010 at 12:47 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 5:23 PM, Babar said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 4:17 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 9:13 AM, Babar said:

how was the wank george ? Did you ejaculate or did you prefer injaculating . I know you know what i'm talking about and how it feels so i really appreciate being able to discuss these kind of topics with people on the same level as me rather than with easily-shocked bigots.

How was it ?

 

I actually injaculated, continued to wank and then came, it was a mindblower, in fact my wanks over the last 2 months have been pretty spectacular, but my balls are beginning to hurt and I feel this may be injaculatory induced so I am going to stop doing it for a while!

 

How have your wanks been mate?

 

I can still feel the pain from last night's session but damn, that's worth it ! I'm still far from becoming an injaculation master as i've only been through stage 2 but well i think I've understood which method to fellow. Instead of gradually training my pubo-coccything muscle days after days I decided to adopt a new approach to my wanks. To me it is clear that every masturbation relies on three main steps:

-1. touching your wiener getting it erected.

-2. pre-ejaculation pleasure. Theoretically it could last last forever

-3. unloading.

 

My technique is to titillate the third stage without actually entering it. From here, there are two possibilities :

A) you ejaculate but quite don't feel it.

B) you (injaculate and) go back to stage one.

 

The problem is there is the thickness of a pube between A and B. it's all about knowing your body. That's what i do. Getting to know my body, making new discoveries.

 

cheers !

 

I often find that my injaculation is mastered by teasing to the point of cum, but removing my hand and stopping it from shooting out. It really is difficult sometimes, but you can have and feel the orgasm, if however the tiniest breath from my mouth were to skim the brow of my head at this point I would definetly unload, it is such a fine line between pulling away your hand and accidentally going that one stroke too far.

 

Babar, as you say, it is all about knowing your body and I am only able to do this because I can feel that exact moment of pressure in my penis and I know there and then that one more stroke and i'll unload, I know the orgasm is happening but i'm using my actual penis muscle to hold that sperm within me.

 

It's so good, it's a shame you're not near me or we could meet up and exchange technique.

george there is no muscle in the penis.

THIS THREAD =

  On 6/16/2010 at 1:14 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 6/16/2010 at 12:55 AM, tec said:

Have I been doing it wrong for 15 years? What the fuck is injaculation?

 

It's the art of orgasming without unloading, you can in effect continue to wank after the orgasm, causing a succession of multiple orgasms, but without unloading, the final masterpiece though, when you do unload, is an orgasm that will leave you paralysed in ecstacy.

 

It's not healthy, I may well have replaced my alcoholic addiction with injaculation, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a weak heart, but goddamn it feels good.

A jar of liver, a shoehorn, some babyoil

  On 6/16/2010 at 2:40 PM, keltoi said:

  On 6/16/2010 at 12:47 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 5:23 PM, Babar said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 4:17 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 9:13 AM, Babar said:

how was the wank george ? Did you ejaculate or did you prefer injaculating . I know you know what i'm talking about and how it feels so i really appreciate being able to discuss these kind of topics with people on the same level as me rather than with easily-shocked bigots.

How was it ?

 

I actually injaculated, continued to wank and then came, it was a mindblower, in fact my wanks over the last 2 months have been pretty spectacular, but my balls are beginning to hurt and I feel this may be injaculatory induced so I am going to stop doing it for a while!

 

How have your wanks been mate?

 

I can still feel the pain from last night's session but damn, that's worth it ! I'm still far from becoming an injaculation master as i've only been through stage 2 but well i think I've understood which method to fellow. Instead of gradually training my pubo-coccything muscle days after days I decided to adopt a new approach to my wanks. To me it is clear that every masturbation relies on three main steps:

-1. touching your wiener getting it erected.

-2. pre-ejaculation pleasure. Theoretically it could last last forever

-3. unloading.

 

My technique is to titillate the third stage without actually entering it. From here, there are two possibilities :

A) you ejaculate but quite don't feel it.

B) you (injaculate and) go back to stage one.

 

The problem is there is the thickness of a pube between A and B. it's all about knowing your body. That's what i do. Getting to know my body, making new discoveries.

 

cheers !

 

I often find that my injaculation is mastered by teasing to the point of cum, but removing my hand and stopping it from shooting out. It really is difficult sometimes, but you can have and feel the orgasm, if however the tiniest breath from my mouth were to skim the brow of my head at this point I would definetly unload, it is such a fine line between pulling away your hand and accidentally going that one stroke too far.

 

Babar, as you say, it is all about knowing your body and I am only able to do this because I can feel that exact moment of pressure in my penis and I know there and then that one more stroke and i'll unload, I know the orgasm is happening but i'm using my actual penis muscle to hold that sperm within me.

 

It's so good, it's a shame you're not near me or we could meet up and exchange technique.

 

george there is no muscle in the penis.

There are muscles within the penis though, and it's these which give us the strength to have some sort of control over it's contraction.

  On 6/16/2010 at 12:47 AM, abusivegeorge said:

It's so good, it's a shame you're not near me or we could meet up and exchange technique.

i tried to contract the MUSCLE INSIDE MY PENIS today, but instead i just sprayed my fluid all over the room. I think i should try to use a cap of some sort.

*examines chantilly spray*

yeah, this is gonna make it.

*put spray cap in pocket*

Lol, caps don't work, it just causes the sperm to sit in the head of the penis until the cap is removed and then it just dribbles out.

You have to contract and contain within.

  On 6/16/2010 at 11:20 PM, abusivegeorge said:

Lol, caps don't work, it just causes the sperm to sit in the head of the penis until the cap is removed and then it just dribbles out.

 

You have to contract and contain within.

contract and contain within.

i'm just glad sperm is not a kind of superfluid. That would be such a mess every time you wank.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z6UJbwxBZI&feature=PlayList&p=C730315C648C1B54&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=33

contract and contain within

contract and contain within

contract and contain within

...

LOL, best thread I've ever made.

I won't be advocating injaculation, but, well, sometimes you'd like to avoid this kind of awkward situation:

nsfw