keltoi Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 11:11 PM, abusivegeorge said: On 6/16/2010 at 2:40 PM, keltoi said: On 6/16/2010 at 12:47 AM, abusivegeorge said: On 6/15/2010 at 5:23 PM, Babar said: On 6/15/2010 at 4:17 PM, abusivegeorge said: On 6/15/2010 at 9:13 AM, Babar said: how was the wank george ? Did you ejaculate or did you prefer injaculating . I know you know what i'm talking about and how it feels so i really appreciate being able to discuss these kind of topics with people on the same level as me rather than with easily-shocked bigots. How was it ? I actually injaculated, continued to wank and then came, it was a mindblower, in fact my wanks over the last 2 months have been pretty spectacular, but my balls are beginning to hurt and I feel this may be injaculatory induced so I am going to stop doing it for a while! How have your wanks been mate? I can still feel the pain from last night's session but damn, that's worth it ! I'm still far from becoming an injaculation master as i've only been through stage 2 but well i think I've understood which method to fellow. Instead of gradually training my pubo-coccything muscle days after days I decided to adopt a new approach to my wanks. To me it is clear that every masturbation relies on three main steps: -1. touching your wiener getting it erected. -2. pre-ejaculation pleasure. Theoretically it could last last forever -3. unloading. My technique is to titillate the third stage without actually entering it. From here, there are two possibilities : A) you ejaculate but quite don't feel it. B) you (injaculate and) go back to stage one. The problem is there is the thickness of a pube between A and B. it's all about knowing your body. That's what i do. Getting to know my body, making new discoveries. cheers ! I often find that my injaculation is mastered by teasing to the point of cum, but removing my hand and stopping it from shooting out. It really is difficult sometimes, but you can have and feel the orgasm, if however the tiniest breath from my mouth were to skim the brow of my head at this point I would definetly unload, it is such a fine line between pulling away your hand and accidentally going that one stroke too far. Babar, as you say, it is all about knowing your body and I am only able to do this because I can feel that exact moment of pressure in my penis and I know there and then that one more stroke and i'll unload, I know the orgasm is happening but i'm using my actual penis muscle to hold that sperm within me. It's so good, it's a shame you're not near me or we could meet up and exchange technique. george there is no muscle in the penis. There are muscles within the penis though, and it's these which give us the strength to have some sort of control over it's contraction. seriously though, there are NO muscles within yours or anyone elses penis. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1352605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 please change title to... i'm currently wanking in the UK English Pull Championship. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1352608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 On 6/17/2010 at 1:17 PM, keltoi said: On 6/16/2010 at 11:11 PM, abusivegeorge said: On 6/16/2010 at 2:40 PM, keltoi said: On 6/16/2010 at 12:47 AM, abusivegeorge said: On 6/15/2010 at 5:23 PM, Babar said: On 6/15/2010 at 4:17 PM, abusivegeorge said: On 6/15/2010 at 9:13 AM, Babar said: how was the wank george ? Did you ejaculate or did you prefer injaculating . I know you know what i'm talking about and how it feels so i really appreciate being able to discuss these kind of topics with people on the same level as me rather than with easily-shocked bigots. How was it ? I actually injaculated, continued to wank and then came, it was a mindblower, in fact my wanks over the last 2 months have been pretty spectacular, but my balls are beginning to hurt and I feel this may be injaculatory induced so I am going to stop doing it for a while! How have your wanks been mate? I can still feel the pain from last night's session but damn, that's worth it ! I'm still far from becoming an injaculation master as i've only been through stage 2 but well i think I've understood which method to fellow. Instead of gradually training my pubo-coccything muscle days after days I decided to adopt a new approach to my wanks. To me it is clear that every masturbation relies on three main steps: -1. touching your wiener getting it erected. -2. pre-ejaculation pleasure. Theoretically it could last last forever -3. unloading. My technique is to titillate the third stage without actually entering it. From here, there are two possibilities : A) you ejaculate but quite don't feel it. B) you (injaculate and) go back to stage one. The problem is there is the thickness of a pube between A and B. it's all about knowing your body. That's what i do. Getting to know my body, making new discoveries. cheers ! I often find that my injaculation is mastered by teasing to the point of cum, but removing my hand and stopping it from shooting out. It really is difficult sometimes, but you can have and feel the orgasm, if however the tiniest breath from my mouth were to skim the brow of my head at this point I would definetly unload, it is such a fine line between pulling away your hand and accidentally going that one stroke too far. Babar, as you say, it is all about knowing your body and I am only able to do this because I can feel that exact moment of pressure in my penis and I know there and then that one more stroke and i'll unload, I know the orgasm is happening but i'm using my actual penis muscle to hold that sperm within me. It's so good, it's a shame you're not near me or we could meet up and exchange technique. george there is no muscle in the penis. There are muscles within the penis though, and it's these which give us the strength to have some sort of control over it's contraction. seriously though, there are NO muscles within yours or anyone elses penis. i feel bad like i've told a little kid there is no santa. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1352623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 What is an erection? A man gets an erection when the penis enlarges and stiffens. It is a complex process that happens as a result of changes within the muscles, nerves and blood vessels of the penis. The regulation of blood flow into and out of the penis is what makes an erection possible. 1. Specialised tissues in the shaft of the penis trap blood. This increases the pressure within the penis and causes it to lengthen and then become firm. 2. Following orgasm or the withdrawal of sexual stimulation, the process is reversed. Blood flows out of the penis and back into your circulation so the penis becomes soft. http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/erectiledysfunction/penis.htm Now I feel like I've told a little kid there is no santa. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1353261 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Bumped for keltoi Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1353498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 On 6/17/2010 at 11:03 PM, abusivegeorge said: What is an erection? A man gets an erection when the penis enlarges and stiffens. It is a complex process that happens as a result of changes within the muscles, nerves and blood vessels of the penis. The regulation of blood flow into and out of the penis is what makes an erection possible. 1. Specialised tissues in the shaft of the penis trap blood. This increases the pressure within the penis and causes it to lengthen and then become firm. 2. Following orgasm or the withdrawal of sexual stimulation, the process is reversed. Blood flows out of the penis and back into your circulation so the penis becomes soft. http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/erectiledysfunction/penis.htm Now I feel like I've told a little kid there is no santa. that's wrong. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1353670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 wikirection Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1353675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 no muscle mention there^. holy downwards pointing erection! read this quote... Quote Although many erect penises point upwards, it is common and normal for the erect penis to point nearly vertically upwards or nearly vertically downwards or even horizontally straight forward, all depending on the tension of the suspensory ligament that holds it in position. does anyone around here have a nearly vertically downwards pointing erection? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1353676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 i bet babar's warty penis sports downwards pointing wood. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1353694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 I bet my penis points vertically upward. How much do you want to bet ? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1353708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 £900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1353713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 i think i need to see a downwards pointing erection before i can believe such a thing exists. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1353756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 (edited) On 6/18/2010 at 12:32 PM, keltoi said: no muscle mention there^. holy downwards pointing erection! read this quote... Quote Although many erect penises point upwards, it is common and normal for the erect penis to point nearly vertically upwards or nearly vertically downwards or even horizontally straight forward, all depending on the tension of the suspensory ligament that holds it in position. does anyone around here have a nearly vertically downwards pointing erection? You're right man there isn't, and I use netdoctor for a lot of things, it seems to be the best site around for this sort of stuff. Now I don't know what to believe. But what I do know is that there is no mention of muscle on the wiki. So I'm going to belive you. Word. Also, lol and wtf. I have to see a vertically downwards erection before I die but I'm too fearful to google. Edited June 18, 2010 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1354215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 On 6/18/2010 at 11:19 PM, abusivegeorge said: On 6/18/2010 at 12:32 PM, keltoi said: no muscle mention there^. holy downwards pointing erection! read this quote... Quote Although many erect penises point upwards, it is common and normal for the erect penis to point nearly vertically upwards or nearly vertically downwards or even horizontally straight forward, all depending on the tension of the suspensory ligament that holds it in position. does anyone around here have a nearly vertically downwards pointing erection? You're right man there isn't, and I use netdoctor for a lot of things, it seems to be the best site around for this sort of stuff. Now I don't know what to believe. But what I do know is that there is no mention of muscle on the wiki. So I'm going to belive you. Word. Also, lol and wtf. I have to see a vertically downwards erection before I die but I'm too fearful to google. lol wiki never lies. i googled, couldn't find any dpe but i felt really gay. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1354605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) Lol, it's all been made clear in the mspaint thread. of joyrex's genitals. Edited June 19, 2010 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1354810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Just browsing through this with my current girlfriend I completely forgot about injaculation until now, it's been too long and I feel I should start giving my penis the attention to detail it deserves. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1733636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Shit I've jsut realised with the new forum rules I may have gone and got myself a warn. Can I bump the joyrex genitals thread please? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1733639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 reading this thread has put me off wanking for a while Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1733643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 bumped for george Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1733687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 reading this thread has made me miss the old watmm, when humor was permitted Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1733787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 (edited) I really want to bump the mspaint of joyrex genitals thread but I'm almost certain it's a surefire way to get a Joy-spanking. Edited January 17, 2012 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1733827 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 On 1/17/2012 at 9:34 AM, tauboo said: reading this thread has put me off wanking for a while 7 On the contrary I suggest you try it more often and give injaculating a go! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57158-my-current-ranking-in-the-uk-english-pool-championship/page/2/#findComment-1736234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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