do you have a DPE?

according to wiki it's fairly common so don't be ashamed to admit it to watmm... maybe during the course of this poll, we can expose more than 1 sufferer and they can start a support group?

so if you do have a downwards pointing erection(DPE) can you post pictures of it and explain the pros and cons of life with a downwards pointing erection(DPE)?

for example, going for a piss with a downwards pointing erection(DPE) sounds hassle free, with a more steady and direct aim into the bowl.

and a new realm of sexual positions is laid before you awaiting your downwards pointing erection(DPE).

  On 6/18/2010 at 3:56 PM, Joyrex said:

Anyone who has a DPE has either had their fundiform ligament torn or cut due to penis enlargement surgery.

 

Now, mine tends to point downward due to it's massive weight and length, so I don't think that counts here

mine points upwards despite it's massive weight and length. it defies gravitational forces (science).

The very concept inspires me to do a "Christian Side Hug" remix ...

Also, its.

  On 6/18/2010 at 4:01 PM, encey said:

The very concept inspires me to do a "Christian Side Hug" remix ...

 

Also, its.

damnit

i can't bring myself to vote no

No, I have a healthy leftward angle.

now if anyone is going to have muscles in their penis, rambo is that man

I vote before I knew what it stood for. But I stand by my choice.

  On 6/18/2010 at 4:16 PM, chassis said:

I vote before I knew what it stood for. But I stand using my DPE as a stool.

Well no sense putting it off. What saw would you recommend for cutting ligaments? Ive got a hacksaw, will that do?

  On 6/18/2010 at 4:33 PM, chassis said:

Well no sense putting it off. What saw would you recommend for cutting ligaments? Ive got a hacksaw, will that do?

can you take a picture of it before you hacksaw it off please?

if you get a sweatpants DPE it would look more like you've shat your pants

You could walk around with confidence sporting a DPE.

  On 6/18/2010 at 4:36 PM, keltoi said:

  On 6/18/2010 at 4:33 PM, chassis said:

Well no sense putting it off. What saw would you recommend for cutting ligaments? Ive got a hacksaw, will that do?

 

can you take a picture of it before you hacksaw it off please?

 

if you get a sweatpants DPE it would look more like you've shat your pants

I could probably do a kick ass dick slang dance.

I lied.

I actually have an UPE. I think the main advantage of UPEs is that it rubs the G point with more strength.

Also i think joyrex penis is just old and flaccid, there is no glory in a penis pointing downward (+ he probably have to manually push his penis inside because it is too sluggish) .

  On 6/18/2010 at 5:15 PM, Babar said:

I lied.

I actually have an UPE. I think the main advantage of UPEs is that it rubs the G point with more strength.

Also i think joyrex penis is just old and flaccid, there is no glory in a penis pointing downward (+ he probably have to manually push his penis inside because it is too sluggish) .

it's sadly true that a penis becomes sluggish with age.

the g-point? i heard of that... it's deep inside a man's colon yeah?

"i took my throbbing DPE and inserted into the bowl of hot, sticky, inviting custard"

"my DPE is especially handy for making perfect holes in fresh soil for planting seedlings"

you could jump rope with my wiener

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lol that was a low punch.

it really depends on the type of porn I'm watching.

tub girl or 2 girls 1 cup is a definite DPE.

Lemon Party is a definite UPE.

mine's straight as a ruler

  On 6/18/2010 at 11:06 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

mine's straight as a ruler

Which one... Prince Albert?

genital piercings are übernasty