do you have a DPE?

  On 6/18/2010 at 11:06 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

mine's straight as a ruler

this.

  On 6/19/2010 at 7:35 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 6/18/2010 at 11:06 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

mine's straight as a ruler

 

this.

straight up or straight down?

  On 6/18/2010 at 5:36 PM, xxx said:

  On 6/18/2010 at 5:15 PM, Babar said:

I lied.

I actually have an UPE. I think the main advantage of UPEs is that it rubs the G point with more strength.

Also i think joyrex penis is just old and flaccid, there is no glory in a penis pointing downward (+ he probably have to manually push his penis inside because it is too sluggish) .

 

Well, I'll stay out of Joyrex's penis specifics but I have the most fierce, upward curved fish-hook of a tuss. As a lad, I really sweated it because the first porno I ever saw was called (NSFW Link) Eat At The Blue Fox and it fucking had Ron Jeremy in it so I had this to look at

You know it's NSFW

 

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Then, "Clueless" came out in 1995 and I had still not gotten jiggy with the ladies quite yet. Brittany Murphy's (RIP) character said something like "the one thing you don't want...is his thing to be all...crooked...like this" and then she holds up a banana and everyone laughs. Maybe I was to be a penile leper? I thought. Well, I got into the pussy business and no mention was ever made of it--I dunno, maybe to protect my ego? I've had women come like crazy on my Captain Hook because if they ride on top and lean forward a little, I can tag the shit out of the upper vaginal wall (G-Spot land) and they went absolutely nuts for it.

 

I had this one chick who would purposely get an extremely full bladder before fucking so that the pressure of her bladder would collide with the thrust of my curvaceous tuss and since the clitoris and G-spot all reside inbetween, it was like maximum get-off time. She actually had to hold off and wait for me to come since she had perfected that technique The result? Synchronized orgasms everytime; I just had to say the word, like "3,2,1 let's go!!" Now, I've never gotten it like that since and may never will again but at least I am no longer sad about my upcurved tuss. He and I have been having a good go thus far, I hope we have many more good pegging times together before it's time for The Great Beyond.