Females; do they work hard?

i fall in love with very intelligent women..Its a track record now

  On 6/29/2010 at 10:53 PM, marf said:

i fall in love with very intelligent women..Its a track record now

And do unintelligent women fall in love with you?

  On 6/29/2010 at 10:51 PM, troon said:

the man - the myth - the legend ...joshier

 

 

(hold the bacon)

How can you phrase that without full captialisation. I don't know why I bother coming here.

Every time you use capitals a little baby cow dies. Thats why Troon doesn't use them. That's why I always use them.

The joshier steps over the baby cow

  On 6/29/2010 at 11:28 PM, joshier said:

I don't know why I bother coming here.

well I'm glad we are all on the same page.

THE WOMAN IS A DOCILE CREATURE

i just noticed we don't have a woman emoticon

what a horrible oversight.

  On 6/30/2010 at 12:03 AM, troon said:

i just noticed we don't have a woman emoticon

 

what a horrible oversight.

Thats your own fault for automatically assigning yellow circles with features a male gender.

Edit: All the emoticons are female, because men don't have emotions

  On 6/30/2010 at 12:00 AM, Funktion said:

THE WOMAN IS A DIDACTIC CREATURE

So when women communicate with the hive mind are they picking up objective information or is it more of kind of a casual email thinge\?

the bearded lady

I noticed some years ago that women cant fully bend their elbows. If you are in college or the workplace tomorrow, ask any girl to put their arms by their sides and then in the exact same way you would lift a dumbell (bicep curl), bend up and touch their shoulders with their fingers while holding their upper arms perfectly still. You will see that they cant do it.

I am still baffled by joshier.

  On 6/30/2010 at 12:16 AM, troon said:

the bearded lady

Joshier was dropped as a baby and his mum didn't catch him because of her rigid elbow joints

fucking females, how do they work?

  On 6/30/2010 at 1:02 AM, Philip Glass said:

fucking females, how do they work?

too late

  On 6/29/2010 at 5:12 PM, Masonic Boom said:

Traditional Neolithic tight bod, circa 22000 B.C.E

 

I think that the emphasized areas on that figure are meant to signify fertility and are not an actual indication of ancient man's sexual desires.

  On 6/30/2010 at 1:44 AM, Lascaille said:

  On 6/29/2010 at 5:12 PM, Masonic Boom said:

Traditional Neolithic tight bod, circa 22000 B.C.E

 

 

I think that the emphasized areas on that figure are meant to signify fertility and are not an actual indication of ancient man's sexual desires.

i think, once upon a time, those two things were one and the same.

makes the most biological sense.

fat neanderthals weren't able to run fast enough to avoid bears and wolves

wolves don't actually exist, unicorn face.

  On 6/29/2010 at 5:35 PM, Babar said:

  On 6/29/2010 at 5:17 PM, Masonic Boom said:

  On 6/29/2010 at 5:14 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 6/29/2010 at 5:12 PM, Masonic Boom said:

Traditional Neolithic tight bod, circa 22000 B.C.E

 

 

I like that - it appears to have no mouth

 

And NO FEET so she can't run away!

 

nah it just has been twiddle and groped by generations and generation of masturbating cavemen.

http://www.jhalpe.com/items/view/00873

I've been with some females who can work-it pretty hard.

  On 6/30/2010 at 2:46 AM, essines said:

wolves don't actually exist, unicorn face.

but bears do exist and they're hungry

  On 6/29/2010 at 5:05 PM, Hoodie said:

we know what the enemy is here, gentlemen. it's only a matter of deciding whether to let women follow their petty fantasies of "equality" and wallow under disgusting fat cows for the rest of our lives, or to embrace the culture our ancestors had for thousands of years, a culture which yielded many a tight bod.

you would be put to jail if you would say that in public in germany.