post something you would never do

  On 7/2/2010 at 3:41 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

*fakes the funk on a nasty dunk*

  On 7/2/2010 at 12:37 PM, xxx said:

I am in a dicksucking uroburos!

lol

I would never dive into a swimming pool filled with hummus, no matter what flavor, no matter what sum of money is offered.

I would never enlist in the military.

  On 5/27/2011 at 12:15 AM, Candiru said:

I would never dive into a swimming pool filled with hummus, no matter what flavor, no matter what sum of money is offered.

Sounds like a pretty good time, imo.

honestly, aside from obvious evil acts, i can't think of anything i'd never do.

(i saw Yes Man recently)

go to a shopping mall

eat red meat

drunk dairy

be mean /cruel to animals

liten to mario lanza or the firestone xmas special lps

*watches the ride, prik face*

Put my dick in a donkeys arse

Tattoo my bell end

Fuck a woman over 60

Fuck any man

Put my nuts in a mouse trap

Never say IDM

reveal my dupe

Not post this now.

stop peering in the windows of your home

ur mum

Give you up.

Let you down.

Run around and desert you.

Make you cry.

Say goodbye.

Tell a lie and hurt you.

  On 5/27/2011 at 4:55 AM, dean789 said:

 

Fuck a woman over 60

 

You are going to be a sad, lonely old man.

You might already be a sad, lonely old man.

listen to modern day RnB

Take Piers Morgan off my hit list

Wear socks to bed

Have enough knowledge

Eat green eggs and ham in the dark, with a fox, in the rain, in a car, in a box, with a mouse or even in a tree.

lol

ask watmm for advice on women.

  On 5/28/2011 at 12:45 AM, kaini said:

ask watmm for advice on women.

  On 5/29/2011 at 8:33 PM, o00o said:

  On 5/28/2011 at 12:45 AM, kaini said:

ask watmm for advice on women.

  On 5/29/2011 at 9:27 PM, Glunk said:

  On 5/29/2011 at 8:33 PM, o00o said:

  On 5/28/2011 at 12:45 AM, kaini said:

ask watmm for advice on women.

  On 5/27/2011 at 9:29 PM, spratters said:

 

Take Piers Morgan off my hit list

 

unless you "hit" him

I would never sit through an entire episode of friends. That shit makes my skin crawl and my ears/eyes/every other hole BLEED.

Say "never" again.