got MILF's e-mail address on a napkin

  On 7/8/2010 at 5:37 PM, theSun said:

she looks like she enjoys giving a thorough anal fisting

well either or, sounds like an adventure not to be missed

You should definitely e-mail her.

You should definitely keep WATMM intimately up-to-date*.

*For example:

Take pictures of her when you meet up. Perhaps record the date on a dictaphone. Maybe get some video of her walking away so that we can judge her personality.

i think you need to take control. for example don't say "how abut thursday? where do you want to meet?" say "Thursday. [location]."

and good luck

good god this thread fucking delivers.

more, please. please follow through and update us with as many pics as possible.

this has probably already been mentioned but:

give the napkin to oscillik. He needs it more than you.

Yeah, she might be 40, tops.

If so, she'll be tossing your salad in the shower before you even know what hit you.

  On 7/8/2010 at 3:20 PM, Rambo said:

Dear babe,

 

at the end of Best of the best (the first one) Tommy has the chance to finish of the bad Korean guy with the eye patch. The Korean baddie is barely able to stand and is at Tommy's mercy but his close friend and teammate, played by Alex Roberts, is like "Tommy.... No" "no...... NO" and the American team coach played by James Earl Jones (voice of Vader) is saying "NO!" Alex Roberts turns to James Earl Jones and says "he's gonna kill him!" and then the timer runs out and the Korean falls to the floor.

 

Message me back if you want to take this further, Phling

if you dont just forward this, you are a moron. this is most certainly the most surefire angle to take. damn rambo, well played.

Rambo consistently makes the funniest posts of any WATMMer imo.

  On 7/8/2010 at 2:13 AM, phling said:

i can give photo

 

 

need more wattum advice

 

will sleep now, wake up tomorrow

that´s her? no way she is in her mid-thirties. I´m in my mid-thirties and i look 30 years younger than her.

  On 7/9/2010 at 11:34 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 7/9/2010 at 4:45 AM, lumpenprol said:

this has probably already been mentioned but:

 

give the napkin to oscillik. He needs it more than you.

i always wondered what it'd be like to jack off onto a napkin...

Rough.

Edit: and Saddening.

It's like "You Could Hear It In The Sky". It's great, but something feels wrong.

Be confident, be mysterious. Don't ruin your chances with too much talk. Now you're just a piece of meat!

The last time I got a pamphlet from a female it said "Leave me alone you Cunt". I could only recover my lost pride by watching her squirm in a tar pit.

"pamphlet"

*shudders*

  On 7/10/2010 at 12:46 AM, kaen said:

"pamphlet"

 

*shudders*

LOL

  On 7/10/2010 at 12:34 AM, thejacketloose said:

The last time I got a pamphlet from a female it said "Leave me alone you Cunt". I could only recover my lost pride by watching her squirm in a tar pit.

let's make this short and concise:

mail her and take pics of the date. post them here as proof afterwards.

in the mail, if i were you, i'd go the (politically) honest way (you got a napkin from your friends with her address that night and that you'd be interested to have a drink with her at the next match in the same place...etc etc)

now gogogogo!!

you are running out of time!

MORE INFORMATION ALREADY, GUY

Phling,

Once you get her address send her a package of

  On 7/8/2010 at 1:19 AM, phling said:

i went for a pee pee.

What's with the baby talk? Come to think of it, I met a Korean kid who had been adopted by French folks, he said "pee pee" as well.

Anyways, in English - say piss, or if you must use pee, then one will suffice.

  On 7/8/2010 at 2:13 AM, phling said:

 

 

 

need more wattum advice

 

 

Get better taste in women.

  On 7/10/2010 at 6:16 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 7/8/2010 at 1:19 AM, phling said:

i went for a pee pee.

 

What's with the baby talk? Come to think of it, I met a Korean kid who had been adopted by French folks, he said "pee pee" as well.

Anyways, in English - say piss, or if you must use pee, then one will suffice.

 

 

  On 7/8/2010 at 2:13 AM, phling said:

 

 

 

need more wattum advice

 

 

 

Get better taste in women.

You nailed it

meet for a cup of coffee is the best pick up line period

Fuck her from behind, pretend like you're coming and pull out. Then, spit on her back and when she turns around cum in her face = win!

  On 7/11/2010 at 12:24 AM, Brachiosaur said:

Fuck her from behind, pretend like you're coming and pull out. Then, spit on her back and when she turns around cum in her face = win!

win.