Pigeon Poops Into Kings of Leon's Bassist's Mouth

kings of leon used to be ok right? like that first album? then everything started to suck right? AMIDOINITRITE?

what a right puss! i've been pooped on by pigeons on several occasions and i continued doing what i was doing! eating a burger, mackin' to a lady, mowing the lawn... etc.

  On 7/25/2010 at 6:18 PM, Fred McGriff said:

LOL

lol

Sanitary rock n roll eh?

my ex's mom got pooped on in her eye and face and it burned. it was the most hilariously tragic thing ever, i had to walk away so i wasn't laughing at her. she is such a sweet lady but lol. yelling "IT'S BURNING! IT'S BURNING!!" in a crwoded Victoria street whilst covered in pigeon shit.

a herring gull took a dump on me once and it was like having a mug of tepid tipex thrown over the back of my head.

yeah... despite me getting an earful and shoulder covered in bird shit, i still got me some play!

  On 7/25/2010 at 6:18 PM, Fred McGriff said:

looks like that pigeon is disposing of a kfc double down properly

I want see high quality slow motion video of this almost as bad as I would like to see footage of this actually happening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA

douches get served thank you nature

did that really happen??? that's fucking lol if it did...... good on that Pigeon! :D

they say it's good luck to be shat on by a bird.. (in England) but dunno about being shat on in the mouth tho! LOL

  On 7/25/2010 at 6:56 AM, cardan said:

..pussy..

take a swig and keep playing

Exactly. What a pompous fucking cunt.

I bet he ran offstage and cried like a little bitch-baby.

I want to shit in his mouth now to find out.

  On 7/25/2010 at 4:53 PM, verticalhold said:

Call yourself rock'n'roll, son?

Exactly also.

lol. get shat in the mouth by a bird and then comment! lmao, rock 'n roll......

ozzy once snorted ants and piss.... but c'mon.. bird shit directly inot your mouth?? when u least expect it??? lol,

that's gotta be enough to make anyone freak out lol

i'd puke right there and then. fuck rock 'n roll lol

I would let a bird shit in my mouth right now, no tears no fear dawg

slow mo close up video please

Well he spewed enough of it out on the last album. Going back where it belongs I guess.

It should have been Hootie and the Blowfish emptying their tour bus toilet into his mouth (wasn't it Hootie who emptied their toilet onto a crowd or something?

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:22 PM, Joyrex said:

It should have been Hootie and the Blowfish emptying their tour bus toilet into his mouth (wasn't it Hootie who emptied their toilet onto a crowd or something?

Yes, they called them songs though.

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:23 PM, chassis said:

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:22 PM, Joyrex said:

It should have been Hootie and the Blowfish emptying their tour bus toilet into his mouth (wasn't it Hootie who emptied their toilet onto a crowd or something?

 

Yes, they called them songs though.

zole

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:23 PM, chassis said:

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:22 PM, Joyrex said:

It should have been Hootie and the Blowfish emptying their tour bus toilet into his mouth (wasn't it Hootie who emptied their toilet onto a crowd or something?

 

Yes, they called them songs though.

HA!

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:22 PM, Joyrex said:

It should have been Hootie and the Blowfish emptying their tour bus toilet into his mouth (wasn't it Hootie who emptied their toilet onto a crowd or something?

i think that was Dave Matthews Band

and lol @ fred

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:28 PM, Superstix said:

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:23 PM, chassis said:

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:22 PM, Joyrex said:

It should have been Hootie and the Blowfish emptying their tour bus toilet into his mouth (wasn't it Hootie who emptied their toilet onto a crowd or something?

 

Yes, they called them songs though.

 

HA!

lol

I think it was Dave Matthews Band, though-- I remember reading that their tourbus voided its shit tank, full of 800 pounds of turd, while crossing a bridge in Chicago. The end result being a pleasant little harbor cruise or something was drenched in excrement pouring through drainage grates in the bridge.

edit: was not in before adjective

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:46 PM, Adjective said:

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:22 PM, Joyrex said:

It should have been Hootie and the Blowfish emptying their tour bus toilet into his mouth (wasn't it Hootie who emptied their toilet onto a crowd or something?

i think that was Dave Matthews Band

 

and lol @ fred

That's right! I knew it was some shitty band like Hootie...

(pun intended)

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:23 PM, chassis said:

  On 7/26/2010 at 6:22 PM, Joyrex said:

It should have been Hootie and the Blowfish emptying their tour bus toilet into his mouth (wasn't it Hootie who emptied their toilet onto a crowd or something?

 

Yes, they called them songs though.

ZING!

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND COVERED ME IN SHIT - still the greatest headline i have ever read