Dear Mr. James,

Make with the fucking album already.

Yours sincerely,

CapriBuddha

Dear Mr CapriBuddha,

Read the rules

  On 8/7/2010 at 4:23 PM, oscillik said:

 

Read the rules

I'll get right on it

-Richard

  On 8/7/2010 at 5:03 PM, azatoth said:

I'll get right on it

 

-Richard

Hello, Richard.

-Sean & Rob

Hmm, that wasn't quite the response I was looking for...

Also, could somebody point out which rule I've broken? I didn't know writing comically angry messages to Aphex Twin for our collective amusement would be frowned upon. No offense intended, obviously.

  On 8/7/2010 at 6:11 PM, CapriBuddha said:

Hmm, that wasn't quite the response I was looking for...

 

Also, could somebody point out which rule I've broken? I didn't know writing comically angry messages to Aphex Twin for our collective amusement would be frowned upon. No offense intended, obviously.

i'm definitely amused

I'm amused, too. It reminded me of Dragon's ultimatum for BoC.

Dear God,

Please make it stop.

Yours sincerely,

CapriBuddha

  On 8/7/2010 at 6:22 PM, vproc said:

I'm amused, too. It reminded me of Dragon's ultimatum for BoC.

Dragons BoC ultimatum was genuinely amusing, LoL.

  On 8/7/2010 at 5:13 PM, vproc said:

  On 8/7/2010 at 5:03 PM, azatoth said:

I'll get right on it

 

-Richard

 

Hello, Richard.

 

-Sean & Rob

Hey S/R

How about we finish that mindblowingly awesome collab that we are never going to release.

  On 8/7/2010 at 7:36 PM, azatoth said:

  On 8/7/2010 at 5:13 PM, vproc said:

  On 8/7/2010 at 5:03 PM, azatoth said:

I'll get right on it

 

-Richard

 

Hello, Richard.

 

-Sean & Rob

 

Hey S/R

 

How about we finish that mindblowingly awesome collab that we are never going to release.

Just make sure Mike and Marcus don't hear about it!

  On 8/7/2010 at 6:11 PM, CapriBuddha said:

Hmm, that wasn't quite the response I was looking for...

 

Also, could somebody point out which rule I've broken? I didn't know writing comically angry messages to Aphex Twin for our collective amusement would be frowned upon. No offense intended, obviously.

listen mate, i know you seem to be very passionate about the music of our dear Arsex Twonk, and you want to express this passion and anxiety for a new release amongst the rest of us. but it seems that you really do need to take a few minutes to read the rules

  On 8/7/2010 at 7:57 PM, vproc said:

  On 8/7/2010 at 7:36 PM, azatoth said:

  On 8/7/2010 at 5:13 PM, vproc said:

  On 8/7/2010 at 5:03 PM, azatoth said:

I'll get right on it

 

-Richard

 

Hello, Richard.

 

-Sean & Rob

 

Hey S/R

 

How about we finish that mindblowingly awesome collab that we are never going to release.

 

Just make sure Mike and Marcus don't hear about it!

mike and marcus vik?

You always said I wouldn't stay

I guess you saw the way

Before it all began

I've always been a changin' train

And when you think on this

You might forgive me then

Thanks for Chicago Mr James

And all the shiny suits

And all the shiny names

The things a country boy can't grace

Without the look of shame

Upon a city face

And you needed more

Than the smile I wore

You picked me up on my way down

The dusty one horse town

I won't forget the jail

The mayor's wife and the Cadillac

The sheriff on my back

'til you put up the bail

Thanks for Chicago Mr James

You got a lot of grace

But you're an empty place

The dawn falls hard on my face

I'll move as I began

Through face without a palm

Thanks for Chicago Mr James

That world of grey and cold

That watched you growing old

The things I never saw I see

To think that I'm still free

And I'm not feeling cold

jus round the wee bitty bend ..

steinvord dude

coming this autumn

  On 8/7/2010 at 4:19 PM, CapriBuddha said:

Make with the fucking album already.

 

Yours sincerely,

CapriBuddha

Dear Mr. Buddha,

I am currently on tour. Ask me again when I am done.

Yours sincerely,

Richard D. James

Dear Mr D. James

Read the rules.

Yours Truly,

Joyrex

Dear Mr James could you please play the Electric Picnic festival in Ireland, would dearly luv to see ya there, it occurs the week after the LED festival on the 3rd to 5th of September, you would love it seriously it is the Irish Celtic Glastonbury.

Dear James,

move to Germany.

Shettup, nobody needs wives and children.

I need you, Mr. James.

I want you.

Dear Aphex Twin Subforum,

Shut up.

  On 8/9/2010 at 4:48 PM, chassis said:

Dear Aphex Twin Subforum,

 

Shut up.

I dont get it, chassis, we are just having a little fun and banter about Aphex Twin which is harmless why is this so annoying to the forum. I have read the rules, the rules state that you can talk about the artist, speculating new releases, old releases or possible performances and live recordings. So I presume you dont want to see the man at Electric Picnic, I certainly do, he was nothing short of mind blowing at RockNess and he never ever tours enough to properly satisfy his solid fan base. What exactly are the rules anyway, do we have to constantly have intellectually stimulating discussions about Aphex Twins music or something. Maybe Mr James might look at these threads if everyone wasnt trying to fathom and calculate exactly what his music means all the time.