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What a man DI Canio is

Balotelli again

http://www.dailymail...o=feeds-newsxml

Absolute LAD

We have to give the guy his own thread at some point.

Balotelli subforum

  On 10/22/2011 at 7:59 PM, jhonny said:

Balotelli subforum

This.

Jesus

@bluevibe

"Mario Balotelli is currently driving around Manchester City Centre in a convertible Bentley (music blaring, top down), high fiving City fans"

From twitter via 365

Story Of The Day

'I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks...OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs.

Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc." Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis."

So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?"

Then a big John Lewis van arrives...van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set'

Is Balotelli a high-functioning retard?

Naw, just a kid with a lot of money.

  On 10/25/2011 at 7:40 AM, azatoth said:

Is Balotelli a high-functioning retard?

  On 10/25/2011 at 7:42 AM, chenGOD said:

Naw, just a kid with a lot of money.

I think its a mixture of both.

He's good a darts though

  On 10/25/2011 at 8:10 PM, Jimbob said:

He's good a darts though

LOL twooth!

  On 10/25/2011 at 8:10 PM, Jimbob said:

He's good a darts though

not to mention helping to shame Man U at the "Theater of Nightmares".

we need a terry falling over gif

  On 10/30/2011 at 6:13 PM, chassis said:

we need a terry falling over gif

Thank you

shat myself while watching the highlights. We had to rewind it loads of times.

To be fair that was a terrible back pass from Malouda. I think RVP might have nicked it anyways.

My da reckoned he fell over on purpose because he was obviously going to get skint.

  On 10/30/2011 at 8:27 PM, chassis said:

My da reckoned he fell over on purpose because he was obviously going to get skint.

  On 10/30/2011 at 8:27 PM, chassis said:

My da reckoned he fell over on purpose because he was obviously going to get skint.

Definitely. Terry is so fucking slow, I'm amazed it doesn't get picked on more often.

  On 10/31/2011 at 12:38 AM, tec said:

  On 10/30/2011 at 8:27 PM, chassis said:

My da reckoned he fell over on purpose because he was obviously going to get skint.

 

Definitely. Terry is so fucking slow, I'm amazed it doesn't get picked on more often.

Well he is now. he was a great sweeper though. You can't deny that.