rofl

I thought that was pretty funny and the whole accent thing is just Joey being Joey. The first time he did it I think he was a bit embarrassed. Now he's just having fun with it.

Interstellar advice for Arsene (apologies if this is what the above Youtube clip is, it's blocked in my office but I'm a thrill-seeking risk-taker so I'm ploughing on regardless):

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10298749.Aliens_are_helping_to_fix_the_economy_and_offering_advice_to_Arsene_Wenger__Bromley_woman_says/

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Stephany Cohen is in constant communication with extra terrestrial races, including Grays, Cat People and the half-reptile, half-alien Reptilians.

...

She said: "The Grays offer guidance to Mr Wenger.

"At the moment they are telling him he needs to get rid of a whole lot of people and bring in a stronger squad - especially in the defence.

"He also needs to let assistant manager Steve Bould do his job.

"Mr Wenger likes to do everything but he is not good at everything."

Extraterrestrial insight. Thanks Grays. Thgrays.

From 2006:

http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/weird/717047.liverpool_alien_orgasms_and_dead_footy_stars_kop_that/

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DEAD football star Emlyn Hughes is using a former policewoman to contact Liverpool FC manager Rafa Benitez.

Stephany Cohen says she has been contacted by the spirit of the former England and Liverpool captain. She says he is desperate to speak to the European Cup-winning manager and wants her to set up a meeting.

...

She has emailed Liverpool FC telling them Question of Sport star Mr Hughes, who was nicknamed Crazy Horse, has something important to say.

Although the spiritual healer does not know what he wants to say, she is willing to let his spirit enter her body.

Miss Cohen said: "My body is like a car and if I let another person control the car then they control the car and the spirit.

"Emlyn Hughes' spirit would take over my body and then anybody would be able to ask questions.

Sports-based questions? Home or away, guess the mystery person who's shaving his sidies while listening to Phil Collins, etc?

LOL

FLOL

John Terry

racist against knees too.

fucking kneeist

  On 4/1/2013 at 10:52 PM, Ceerial said:

John Terry

Jlolhn Terry

edit: I lol more every time I watch that. possible gif of the year that one.

lol. same - i thought it was decent the first few watches, but now, after about 100 cycles, it's just incredible.

  On 4/1/2013 at 10:53 PM, chassis said:

racist against knees too.

 

fucking kneeist

surely that would be a kneegrist?

Nolberto Solano on Sir Bobby Robson: "I used to phone up his mobile and play my trumpet down the phone to him. He didn't know it was me".

Fucking lol, seriously lol lol lol, thats one of the greatest quotes of all time

JOEY BARTON'S TWITTER

"Have to take back what I said about Thiago Silva being over rated today. Been immense tonight. Still looks like a overweight ladyboy though!"

lol sad the media got up in arms about that tweet as it's 100% accurate. All of it.

And Joey Barton looks like a german nazi.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2013/apr/04/afc-cup-own-goal-video

He was just compensating for his hand ball. Fair play and all.

lol

  On 4/4/2013 at 6:00 PM, azatoth said:

He was just compensating for his hand ball. Fair play and all.

lol

unbelievable Jeff!

bahahaha! how the hell does he miss the follow-up?! wonder if the keeper saw red?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2013/apr/08/manager-books-referee-steals-cards-video

watched the Manchester derby last night. ahh memories.