because this is the place to ask

if you take a dump and it's so large it's rising above the bowl water... is there a word for that?

there are many terms, all of which have escaped me. the Viz profanisaurus will undoubtedly list them though...

i'm not sure either but those suck as they have a base stink multiplier of 10x

off the top of my head I can think of amusing connotations to do with the formation of a volcanic island and those stilts you put houses on.

urban dictionary suggests:

periscope, breach and humpback....none of which will be as funny as my yet to be formalised volcanic island euphemism.

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I overshat my crappers and then ...

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  On 8/23/2010 at 5:41 PM, BCM said:

the Viz profanisaurus will undoubtedly list them though...

Indeed. The magazine also has a regular feature called "Fuck Knows" in which one can ask if there is a term for "something you've seen, something you've done or something that's come out of your arse".

When I was in college, someone on my dorm floor took a dump that was so big that it was not only above the water but was also protruding from the bowl, resting against the seat. It obviously clogged the toilet and our resident assistant had to chop it up in pieces with a plastic ruler to get it to flush.

  On 8/23/2010 at 7:24 PM, jefferoo said:

When I was in college, someone on my dorm floor took a dump that was so big that it was not only above the water but was also protruding from the bowl, resting against the seat. It obviously clogged the toilet and our resident assistant had to chop it up in pieces with a plastic ruler to get it to flush.

post of the month

i think the term for a shit that is so big it rests on the seat is a slinky.

  On 8/23/2010 at 7:24 PM, jefferoo said:

When I was in college, someone on my dorm floor took a dump that was so big that it was not only above the water but was also protruding from the bowl, resting against the seat. It obviously clogged the toilet and our resident assistant had to chop it up in pieces with a plastic ruler to get it to flush.

my innards are all weird right now... i was constipated on friday, then this morning it flowed like the finest wine!

I had explosive, gut-wrenching diarrhea for 4 days straight. What is that called?

A shit

I had nachos with chili, jalapeños and salsa for dinner. I know what's gonna happen at work tomorrow morning.

  On 8/23/2010 at 9:41 PM, impakt said:

I had nachos with chili, jalapeños and salsa for dinner. I know what's gonna happen at work tomorrow morning.

some wicked excel spreadsheets are gonna get dunked on?

  On 8/23/2010 at 9:18 PM, patternoverlap said:

I had explosive, gut-wrenching diarrhea for 4 days straight. What is that called?

"Spiggot Ass". I should know. I'm an expert.

a shiceberg

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:26 PM, keltoi said:

a scheißberg

there you go!

A "semi-submerged"

A "peek-a-poo"

or a "gasping for breath"

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:26 PM, keltoi said:

a shiceberg

This is good too.

Kablage meaning "cable" in swedish is a normal good dump.

Not 100% sure on the spelling but in our school a "Kablachente" was alwas peaking above the water surface.

If it was connected to the anus while bumpin in to the bottom of the bowl this was a "touch down".

its called bergin. as in iceberg but its a verb.

i just took a shit and it was bergin'

How about calling it "a Titanic"?

as in:

I just dropped a Titanic. Ka-pow.

yeah or you can say.

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I'm gonna release Nelson Mandela

that rather applies to constipation than diarrhea though.

a Loch Ness.