because this is the place to ask

i call it, i donno wattoeat and soi eat anythingican get my handson which usery hases no fibber, fibber is crucial for proper poops, go head andeny it all ya life, you know u be needin itz. no fibre = no life. just try to go out and get laid, girlks can detect this shit like theyve got the force. they be knowin if youve been shiting. it has to do with your demeanor, your body language, your ability to pretend like you dont have to take a massive shit, and your style. just be cool dude, shit or not, be cool. and for gods sake admit to yourself that you need to go take a shit, and then actually take the initiative to actually go to the bathroom and do it, rather than pretending that you dont have to take a shit, then wonder why yours always unhappy and fat. well genius, it might have something to do with the fact that you dont shit like a normal organism, at least not normal relative to all the other species on this planet...oh but i forogt, your "special", and you dont shit liek everyone else. you are an elite shitter, you shit only on gold toilets and when theres nobody around, becasue if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there well i guess it didnt even fucking happen, forget the sound. oh my goodness gracious im getting drunk and im having the time of my life (with the help of syntheme vol 2)

et i don't think that's very practical...

let's try:

"haha hey dude, you'll never guess what I just did...i just took the biggest i donno wattoeat and soi eat anythingican get my handson which usery hases no fibber, fibber is crucial for proper poops, go head andeny it all ya life, you know u be needin itz. no fibre = no life. just try to go out and get laid, girlks can detect this shit like theyve got the force. they be knowin if youve been shiting. it has to do with your demeanor, your body language, your ability to pretend like you dont have to take a massive shit, and your style. just be cool dude, shit or not, be cool. and for gods sake admit to yourself that you need to go take a shit, and then actually take the initiative to actually go to the bathroom and do it, rather than pretending that you dont have to take a shit, then wonder why yours always unhappy and fat. well genius, it might have something to do with the fact that you dont shit like a normal organism, at least not normal relative to all the other species on this planet...oh but i forogt, your "special", and you dont shit liek everyone else. you are an elite shitter, you shit only on gold toilets and when theres nobody around, becasue if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there well i guess it didnt even fucking happen, forget the sound. oh my goodness gracious im getting drunk and im having the time of my life (with the help of syntheme vol 2) EVER!!!!"

nope i don't think it's gonna work.

  On 8/24/2010 at 11:21 AM, ryanmcallister said:

et i don't think that's very practical...

 

let's try:

 

"haha hey dude, you'll never guess what I just did...i just took the biggest i donno wattoeat and soi eat anythingican get my handson which usery hases no fibber, fibber is crucial for proper poops, go head andeny it all ya life, you know u be needin itz. no fibre = no life. just try to go out and get laid, girlks can detect this shit like theyve got the force. they be knowin if youve been shiting. it has to do with your demeanor, your body language, your ability to pretend like you dont have to take a massive shit, and your style. just be cool dude, shit or not, be cool. and for gods sake admit to yourself that you need to go take a shit, and then actually take the initiative to actually go to the bathroom and do it, rather than pretending that you dont have to take a shit, then wonder why yours always unhappy and fat. well genius, it might have something to do with the fact that you dont shit like a normal organism, at least not normal relative to all the other species on this planet...oh but i forogt, your "special", and you dont shit liek everyone else. you are an elite shitter, you shit only on gold toilets and when theres nobody around, becasue if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there well i guess it didnt even fucking happen, forget the sound. oh my goodness gracious im getting drunk and im having the time of my life (with the help of syntheme vol 2) EVER!!!!"

 

nope i don't think it's gonna work.

lols: this thread is full of them

a blobshit

excaliturd

Archipooplago

  On 8/24/2010 at 4:07 PM, keltoi said:

excaliturd

lol

  On 8/24/2010 at 6:31 PM, baph said:

Archipooplago

lol

Rising Dump.

Jacob's ladder.

Mont Marron

Leviathan

Viz Profanisaurus offers:

dead otter n. A single stool of immense proportions.

dreadnought n. Even bigger than a dead otter (qv).

Meatloaf's daughter euph. See dreadnought.

bottom log n. A scuttled dreadnought (qv) that hits the sea bed whilst still exiting the windward passage.

build a log cabin euph. To pass an enormous, solid stool. As in: 'I wouldn't go in there mate, someone's just built a log cabin'.

bunker buster n. 1. An exceedingly large turd that feels like, if dropped from a great height could break through 20 metres of re-enforced concrete. 2. American bomb used to root out turds.

U blocker n. A turd so big it causes a jobbie jam in the plumbing system.

Breather