google, you are adorable...

ET your trolling kung fu is weak. You'll never be a jswift.

So what's the deal between bundle of sticks and et and their similarities?

dupes? friends? acquaintances? altavista employees?

its closer than you think

wake the fuck up

Bundle of sticks is ET's gf.

lol altavista

the truth is out there

There is absolutely no camera device on, installed or near my computer whatsoever, because it's too old. In fact I know plenty of folks who don't have any camera hardware also.

Theory void. Same goes for microphone.

in the words of wolfgang pauli, et/bundle of sticks are not even wrong.

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:57 PM, ET said:

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:30 PM, GORDO said:

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:20 PM, kaini said:

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:18 PM, ET said:

no its all true. microsoft has been recording people with the mics and cameras too. and how naive of someone to think that NSA/CIA wouldnt be storing the data. that is exactly what they are there for. do some research on this stuff people, its too easy to post a picture of a guy in a tin foil hat. it takes work to go find the truth, and then realize how fucking crazy it is

 

do you know how complicated it would be to install a rootkit on every computer to hide the process for this fictional webcam-monitoring software? oh yeah i forgot, microsoft and the webcam/driver manufacturers are in on it too. and linus torvalds and the entire linux kernel mailing list. and everyone over at apple.

 

 

not as complicated as it would be to extract actual useful information from all those recordings.

 

 

 

 

STOP LIVING IN DENIAL PEOPLE!

 

if thats youtube (google owned) beta software, imagine what the NSA has. ever heard of echelon?

 

wake the fuck up

you don't understand my point: if have lots and lots of information it is hard to see it as something other than noise. extracting information from noise is not easy and the massive quantities you are talking about would make it more trouble than it's worth to try. unless specific targets are set the idea is pretty much useless.

things like google are great in increasing the signal to noise ratio but it works with digital text and ranking algorithms that aren't really based on the type of information but of how relevant they appear to be, even with things like image search. google works because of how the internet references itself not because it actually analyzes and sorts information. for that you still need a thinking human.

image recognition algorithms are still very primitive, and the same for audio. the more information of the type you recollect the more useless it becomes because it's harder and harder to obtain what you are looking for, the best you can do is make broad generalizations based on statistics and that is the furthest you can get to an actual invasion of privacy.

and appart from applications to targeted marketing I see no other possible evil in it anyway.

think simple instead of complex, it will help you understand things better.

hmmm. ok. well i dont really know much about the technical side of it all, you seem to have a better grasp. i do know this though. they are using computers that are decades ahead of ours, in terms of processing speed, and complex software algorithms. theyve had faster computers than us for years, and so i can assume they have also been working on advanced software before we even had computers. google for instance, is just old NSA technology. theyve had their own little google for a lot longer than weve had ours, but basically when you google, youre just using a limited section of the real NSA search software

i didnt want to respond like this, but i cant help but just repeat my argument over, as what you are describing, is that technology isnt as advanced as i was speaking of earlier. again though, they have way more sophisticated computer technology than we will probably ever see. the sky is the limit, and theyve exceeded even that. i know this is true, so im sorry, but i cant accept your argument, solely on the fact that you hadnt considered hidden technology. and lets not get into arguments about "if they have advanced technology or not", they do ok? they have crazy shit that we couldnt even conceive

reality is stranger than fiction, and it happens to be the most insane story youve ever heard

  On 8/24/2010 at 4:41 AM, ET said:

reality is stranger than fiction, and it happens to be the most insane story youve ever heard

i saw this and thought: "i agree with that", i agree with this

then again i also agree with this,

  On 8/24/2010 at 4:41 AM, ET said:

reality is stranger than fiction, and it happens to be the most insane story you could ever imagine

We need an ET emoticon, a green/bug-eyed version of the or smiley

there used to be an alien one, but i think joyrex eventually removed it. he couldnt stand the fact that i had my own emoticon

its ok, i still have this, , and nobody, not even joyrex, can take that away from me

  On 8/24/2010 at 4:41 AM, ET said:

i didnt want to respond like this, but i cant help but just repeat my argument over, as what you are describing, is that technology isnt as advanced as i was speaking of earlier. again though, they have way more sophisticated computer technology than we will probably ever see. the sky is the limit, and theyve exceeded even that. i know this is true, so im sorry, but i cant accept your argument, solely on the fact that you hadnt considered hidden technology. and lets not get into arguments about "if they have advanced technology or not", they do ok? they have crazy shit that we couldnt even conceive

o rly? who are they?

if they have a name or anything, hook it up? I'd like to see if they're hiring.

Hey ET ! any good UFO footage to share ?

edit : there is absolutely no cynisme in my previous post, if you can remember of a good footage, please send me the link ( no cropcircles, no tiny crappy light balls, no conspiracies, just pure raw amateur footage though.) thanks

charkhóum

Sure I know about Echelon. That's the system where if you type out words like bomb, president, assassination, nuclear or terrorist, the black helicopters come to tak%T)))))NO CARRIER

'Translate?' or 'Nope'

cute, indeed.

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean you have interesting conspiracy theories.

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:46 PM, ET said:

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:15 PM, eugene said:

your life is boring and insignificant, no one needs your private information.

 

edit: ET is typing a message.

 

 

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:20 PM, GORDO said:

here's something i only found out about recently: you know that circle of lil circles that appears on youtube videos when they are buffering? well, if you press an arrow key they will turn into a game of snake!

 

  On 8/23/2010 at 11:18 PM, ET said:

no its all true. microsoft has been recording people with the mics and cameras too. and how naive of someone to think that NSA/CIA wouldnt be storing the data. that is exactly what they are there for. do some research on this stuff people, its too easy to post a picture of a guy in a tin foil hat. it takes work to go find the truth, and then realize how fucking crazy it is

 

ironically, you can do all your research using google

 

do you realize how fucking useless that would actually be?

 

you have to look at the bigger picture for it to make sense. into the future. of course they dont fucking care about eugene and gordo, individually. what they do care about though is putting every single fucking person on this planet into a centralized computer database, where they basically know everything about everyone. i mean fucking everything dude. all your school records, your health records, all your ID #'s and other forms of ID. your history, your address history, everything youve ever bought with a debit or credit card, all your internet traffic, and everything currently occuring they also know about. and thats just the shit you cant even fucking take in right now because your in such a deep state of denial. theyve been secretly taking the blood of you and everyone you know, at birth, and storing it in huge UN database, in which they have extracted your DNA, and have patented your very genetic code...they own you, literally. this is why they staged the plane bombing in detroit at christmas last year, so that they had a pretense to put full body scanners in all major airports around the world. not only do they fry you with deadly amounts of radiation (that is the softkill eugenics aspect), the real purpose is to record a 360 degree biometric image of your body. these images are then stored as well. in the near future, they will use peoples body image which is now scanned, to be able to track and record your movements and behavior. so for instance they will be putting up specialized cameras in the next several years, which will be able to scan your body walking down a sidewalk, and the police/government will instantly know who you are, even if youre wearing a mask. once they have everyones body image they will be able to find you from satellites in space. they can already radiate a single person to death from space

 

do you understand whats happening? they are setting up a global surveillance grid, so sophisticated and advanced, its unimaginable. we have a small amount of time left, to enjoy what we have left of freedom. they are going to stage horrific crises around the planet, or stage one big global crisis. lots of people will die, many others will be sick and injured, and everyone else is going to get raped by FEMA. either they will quarantine you in your neighborhood until you starve to death, or they will round everyone up and throw you in a death camp. and for those who escape this, they are left to tear each other apart

 

this is very real

So?

If any of it is actually true then what? You can't really do anything about it.

It's pretty ironic that ET probably found his avatar while googling and looking at the first image result of "alien avatar"

That's like ten thousand spoons, man.

Even he can't not use google

its closer than you think

wake the fuck up

well, if this super-sophisticated intelligence AI system is anything like google voice's voicemail transcription, we've got nothing to worry about.

"hey frog. i libertine cordial assasinate. name. angry. fell you can thursday. call fuss don't cap tree cancel cancel. calming when you better chance. fresh."

the internet scares me

  On 8/24/2010 at 10:13 PM, triachus said:

Even he can't not use google

most excellent sentence in this thread.