what THREE people would you invite to a dinner party?

Chomsky, Foucaulte and a french interpreter. Ah fuck, Foucaulte's dead now apparently... well so much for that. Without him I don't know if I want Chomsky there.

OH!

David Cronenberg, Tom Waits, Stephen Colbert.

I definitely wanted Cronenburg, but without someone cool and easy like Waits I'd be way to intimidated to enjoy dinner. I was trying to think of someone who could bridge the gap between those two and Colbert was the only personality I could think of that sort of fits. It's an odd mix, but all my first choices are dead.

  On 9/2/2010 at 1:42 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Chomsky, Foucaulte and a french interpreter. Ah fuck, Foucaulte's dead now apparently... well so much for that. Without him I don't know if I want Chomsky there.

i was just going to say how about derrida instead... and found out derrida is dead as well.

  On 9/2/2010 at 1:42 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

David Cronenberg, Tom Waits, Stephen Colbert.

this is a most excellent one.

clive barker, stephen king, matthew holness (the fella who plays garth merenghi)

  On 9/1/2010 at 2:41 PM, vasio said:

A libtardcutoutdissection.com

A neonaziSarah Palin

A prostituteMiley Cyrus

Then I would sew my own mouth shut and videotape the results of them killing themselves verbally. Survival of the fittest at work right there.

Rachel Bilson

Christina Hendricks

Scarlett Johannson

it wasn't that hard to come up with really.

Larry David

Thom Yorke

Raven Riley

....and they would bring all their friends

nicolas cage

daniel tosh

richard james

  On 9/2/2010 at 12:48 AM, kaini said:

alternate 3 for me:

 

jandek

will oldham

philip glass

i second you on that jandek guy. just looked up his wiki, very interesting... and jandek... such a beautiful name....

the Giant Bomb bombcast crew

Leonard Susskind

Stephen Hawking

Eddie Murphy

Bill Murray

Bret Easton Ellis

Patton Oswalt

That would be stimulating!

julian assange

richard d james

Jacques Loussier

your grandma

your mom

your sister

^ and what do you plan on doing afterwards??...!!

Yoko Kanno

John Williams

Gift of Gab

Mostly just because I want to cut open their heads and feast on their brains. Gain their powers, yadda yadda, etc. I could probably think of better ones than Williams or Gab if I thought about it more. Yoko Kanno is a must though, and preferably with a good translator, as I hear her English isn't top notch.

Alizee

Arno

RDJ

The Dalai Lama

Phillip Glass

Charles Manson

  On 9/1/2010 at 3:38 PM, joshuatxuk said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1eW0xc1-M

this is amazing, i want yoko at my dinner. maybe my mum and brother, that could be a blast, me, yoko, my mum and brother.

David LaChapelle

Philip Roth

Bjork

  On 9/13/2010 at 9:44 PM, funkaholic said:

this is amazing, i want yoko at my dinner. maybe my mum and brother, that could be a blast, me, yoko, my mum and brother.

As long as it's Yoko Kanno.

Far superior to Ono.

i cant decide, yoko kanno would be there too now, anyone got a 3rd recomedation? it must a japanese woman of age as well.

Kate Asabuki

kate bush

squarepusher

kool keith

Michelle Rodriguez

David Byrne

Mick Foley

jizmak da gusha

elephant man

paris hilton