Guest Conor74 Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said: Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 how do you get michael barrymore to shag your bird? Reveal hidden contents shit in her fanny Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 ummmm Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 8:25 PM, messiaen said: how do you get michael barrymore to shag your bird? Reveal hidden contents shit in her fanny Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 They call me mellow yellooow. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide wahrk's signature Hide all signatures website soundcloud facebook patreonnew wahrk music threadKarakasa Music Aleph9 DEFUNKT TX Chip Quote abusivegeorge | WAHRK STRANGENESS AND CHARM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said: Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. NSFW Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
plisb Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 took me by surprise Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide plisb's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wake Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 10:33 PM, wahrk said: They call me mellow yellooow. Best joke in thread. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said: Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. Man that's brilliant, I'm so gonna have to steal that Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 8:24 PM, Joy Rex said: On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said: Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop shitting'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos yer shitting all over the place'. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 Wait doctors don't ask people to perform...... ????? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 (edited) What's the last thing that goes through a bee's mind when it runs into a window? Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents double joke right there since we're telling shitty jokes It's ass. The new doctor in town told me I'd have to take my clothes off so he could examine me. I said, "sorry doc, I can't do that. I don't even undress in front of my wife." "Okay," he said. "I'll turn off the lights, then," and I agreed. So he did. I said, "Doc, where do you want me to put my clothes?" He says, Reveal hidden contents "Over there in the corner... Reveal hidden contents on toppa mine." . Edited September 3, 2010 by happycase Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1407577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 conor, you make that joke up? Its fucking classic. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 I can totally imagine gilbert gottfried telling conor's joke. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said: Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. sounds like something a latter day Henry Youngman would say. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 hehe haven't heard a dumb joke like that in sooo fucking long, makes me feel like I'm 14. thanks for the ricky retardo radicalness Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 I walked in to a barbers once and sat down the barber ask me what I would like I said a hair cut. I saw a guy driveing a car and he had a really massive head but then I relised he had one of them new prescription windscreens fitted. A person once said smokeing will kill you I said yes I know, Then why do it why smoke she said so I dont have to lisen to you when I die. Driveing my car once my mum ask me what direction we were going in I replied to her were going forwards. A girl in a bar said hi am Carmen because I like cars and men I replied my name is Johnny Rubber weircunt. The tooth brush said I have a really shit job the toilet paper shouted back my job is just shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 (edited) On 9/3/2010 at 4:28 AM, yek said: On 9/2/2010 at 8:24 PM, Joy Rex said: On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said: Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop shitting'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos yer shitting all over the place'. Ahaha, I laughed so hard I spat all over my monitor. Edited September 4, 2010 by impakt Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 wtf craig Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Wow Craig. Those are all really bad. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide wahrk's signature Hide all signatures website soundcloud facebook patreonnew wahrk music threadKarakasa Music Aleph9 DEFUNKT TX Chip Quote abusivegeorge | WAHRK STRANGENESS AND CHARM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 does mr, explanderspun still feel unloved ?? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 On 9/5/2010 at 12:02 AM, delet... said: does mr, explanderspun still feel unloved ?? Kinda my life has been a complete fail this week, I just hope I dont get referred to fail blog site for any other failure Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 (edited) you're such a troll Edited September 5, 2010 by impotentwhitecapitalist Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide vertsk8er419's signature Hide all signatures youtube • last.fm Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 can craig be banned or at least warned for his NFSW sig that DOESN'T have NSFW tags?? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59328-masturbating-joke/#findComment-1408973 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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