Masturbating joke

Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'.

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said:

Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'.

how do you get michael barrymore to shag your bird?

ummmm

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:25 PM, messiaen said:

how do you get michael barrymore to shag your bird?

 

 

 

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shit in her fanny

 

They call me mellow yellooow.

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said:

Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'.

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took me by surprise

  On 9/2/2010 at 10:33 PM, wahrk said:

 

They call me mellow yellooow.

Best joke in thread.

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said:

Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'.

Man that's brilliant, I'm so gonna have to steal that

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:24 PM, Joy Rex said:

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said:

Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop shitting'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos yer shitting all over the place'.

Wait doctors don't ask people to perform...... ?????

What's the last thing that goes through a bee's mind when it runs into a window?

The new doctor in town told me I'd have to take my clothes off so he could examine me. I said, "sorry doc, I can't do that. I don't even undress in front of my wife."

"Okay," he said. "I'll turn off the lights, then," and I agreed. So he did.

I said, "Doc, where do you want me to put my clothes?"

He says,

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conor, you make that joke up? Its fucking classic.

I can totally imagine gilbert gottfried telling conor's joke.

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said:

Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'.

sounds like something a latter day Henry Youngman would say.

hehe haven't heard a dumb joke like that in sooo fucking long, makes me feel like I'm 14. thanks for the ricky retardo radicalness

I walked in to a barbers once and sat down the barber ask me what I would like I said a hair cut.

I saw a guy driveing a car and he had a really massive head but then I relised he had one of them new prescription windscreens fitted.

A person once said smokeing will kill you I said yes I know, Then why do it why smoke she said so I dont have to lisen to you when I die.

Driveing my car once my mum ask me what direction we were going in I replied to her were going forwards.

A girl in a bar said hi am Carmen because I like cars and men I replied my name is Johnny Rubber weircunt.

The tooth brush said I have a really shit job the toilet paper shouted back my job is just shit.

  On 9/3/2010 at 4:28 AM, yek said:

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:24 PM, Joy Rex said:

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said:

Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop shitting'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos yer shitting all over the place'.

Ahaha, I laughed so hard I spat all over my monitor.

wtf craig

Wow Craig. Those are all really bad.

does mr, explanderspun still feel unloved ??

  On 9/5/2010 at 12:02 AM, delet... said:

does mr, explanderspun still feel unloved ??

Kinda my life has been a complete fail this week, I just hope I dont get referred to fail blog site for any other failure

you're such a troll

can craig be banned or at least warned for his NFSW sig that DOESN'T have NSFW tags??