Masturbating joke

why don't i see this sig? the one i see is a link in a spoiler tag?

  On 9/4/2010 at 8:41 PM, impakt said:

  On 9/3/2010 at 4:28 AM, yek said:

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:24 PM, Joy Rex said:

  On 9/2/2010 at 8:09 PM, Conor74 said:

Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop shitting'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos yer shitting all over the place'.

 

Ahaha, I laughed so hard I spat all over my monitor.

im really, really tired and i can't fucking stop laughing.

Ive told the masturbate joke to a bunch of people FB and email. SOme laughed, some I haven't heard from since.

  On 9/4/2010 at 7:45 PM, Craig Anderson said:

I walked in to a barbers once and sat down the barber ask me what I would like I said a hair cut.

 

I saw a guy driveing a car and he had a really massive head but then I relised he had one of them new prescription windscreens fitted.

 

A person once said smokeing will kill you I said yes I know, Then why do it why smoke she said so I dont have to lisen to you when I die.

 

Driveing my car once my mum ask me what direction we were going in I replied to her were going forwards.

 

A girl in a bar said hi am Carmen because I like cars and men I replied my name is Johnny Rubber weircunt.

 

The tooth brush said I have a really shit job the toilet paper shouted back my job is just shit.

-- Richard D. James