how to get someone to shut up without being rude?

What if you just try to tell her it's not comforting, she's distracting you from having a good time at work and if could please take that into consideration?

Have a fit. On the floor violent convulsions. That'll shake her up good.

Say she's taken a handful of the nice biscuits home with her every night, sexually harassed you, logged onto a jihadi message board during work hours, told you an offensive joke about "gypos" and that she doesn't like Yellow Magic Orchestra very much, then showed you a video of a group of Mediterranean men mistreating a horse on her mobile and get her fired.

Or tell her loose lips suck dicks and play the Crystal Maze theme with your flies.

i thought ignoring the person was the usual course of action?

Don't let her finish any sentence without interrupting like a slightly aggressive tv interviewer.

start speaking in tongues

tranq darts work pretty well. they usually don't remember what happened. (usually)

Yeah I second that. Sedatives normally do the trick

say : " i killed a man, a man that looked like me"

  On 10/4/2010 at 8:33 PM, BCM said:

start speaking in tongues

and put one half of a pretzel in your sleeve, worked for me.

  On 10/4/2010 at 9:08 PM, Jimbob said:

Yeah I second that. Sedatives normally do the trick

winning answer. roofies it is then.

  On 10/5/2010 at 10:58 AM, keltoi said:

  On 10/4/2010 at 9:08 PM, Jimbob said:

Yeah I second that. Sedatives normally do the trick

 

winning answer. roofies it is then.

lol it would be so much fun to just put some in front of here like this:

Try to find out all you can about various kinds of Lichen, and study some Lichenometry, Lichenology, and Ethnolichenology

And just talk to her about lichens. Constantly. Whatever she says, try and direct the conversations towards it.

"Oh, you mean like the Xanthoria Elegans, right? I think it's awesome that they exposed Xanthoria Elegans to the vacuum of space with its widely fluctuating temperatures and cosmic radiation, and it returned to the earth unharmed. That's pretty awesome! Amiright?"

"Hey, that reminds me. Did you know that lichens are being used for many different purposes by human cultures on every continent, with the possible exception of Australia? Well, the reason for that is..."

".. And then Bob thought, get this right, he thought, well, that the FOLIOSE lichens, were in fact ... CRUSTOSE lichens! Haha! Amiright? Totallies. Anyway, what was I talking about? Ah yes, the geochronologic date determination of a rock with some Rhizocarpon geographicum, well..."

Perhaps it will shut her up, I don't know.

It will be an interesting social experiment.

she's off today.

*listens*

nothing but blissful quietude.

maybe she read this thread

or just say 'Amiright?' a lot

show cock in the middle of her talking, until it's just a few inches from her face

observe effect

enjoy the silence.

  On 10/5/2010 at 4:14 PM, ruiagnelo said:

show cock in the middle of her talking, until it's just a few inches from her face

so stand about 3 feet away? amirite?

  On 10/5/2010 at 4:16 PM, keltoi said:

  On 10/5/2010 at 4:14 PM, ruiagnelo said:

show cock in the middle of her talking, until it's just a few inches from her face

 

so stand about 3 feet away? amirite?

if you don't feel like giving a few steps back, just wrap it around her neck.

i believe the effect will be the same, or better.

should i sport wood?