if my girlfriend drinks my urine, could she fail a drug test?

serious answers only please

yes

but why not just smoke a joint ?

edit: got it, drinking piss is the goal, not the mean.

is that a testicle?

didn't know you were this kinky hahathat.

I'm not sure they check for trace urine in those drug tests.

my god

lol

kinky mothafucka.

You should make that post in that freaky shit thread.

let's not go throwing around accusations here, everyone. I assume it's for a novel he is writing.

As long as you drink her piss at the same time she's drinking your piss and stop on an odd number of piss drinking cycles you guys should be fine.

it's possible, though extremely unlikely.

I would say no, but I'm no expert.. you can get some fairly cheap drug tests to try it out though?

Or ask on erowid. They know just about everything there is to know about drugrelated shit.

If she's drinking your piss, you've got bigger problems.

errr

if you actually had a girlfriend, then maybe

  On 10/12/2010 at 8:22 PM, Braintree said:

If she's drinking your piss, you've got bigger problems.

srsly try keeping the toilet lid down when youre not using it

I could never do that to a girlfriend lol. I'd just feel like I was treating her like nothing. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

  On 10/12/2010 at 6:47 PM, baph said:

As long as you drink her piss at the same time she's drinking your piss and stop on an odd number of piss drinking cycles you guys should be fine.

Finally someone with a modicum of common sense.

I would also recommend the Valtstein method where the urine is filtered through a raw onion before consumption, as the onion will draw any drugs out of the urine.

not if she washes it down with something soild

watmm not down with the watersports, shame on you

Give her apple juice without letting her know before she gulps it. Then...............

good plan. do this.

XXX that's fucked that she can be fired for one valium. She didn't appeal? Cause unless there is systematic abuse and/or complaints about her work ethic/behaviour I'd say she should have gotten herself a good lawyers and sued the shit out of the hospital for wrongful termination.

  On 10/12/2010 at 9:47 AM, Al Hounos said:

is that a testicle?

  On 10/12/2010 at 10:44 AM, BCM said:

didn't know you were this kinky hahathat.

Perhaps it's for the eating of the sacred Amanita Muscaria mushroom... after which the tribe drinks the urine of the shaman to trip the fuck out.