if my girlfriend drinks my urine, could she fail a drug test?

Obviously the hospital is a private employer, but in Missouri at least, it seems pretty clear that for a first offense public employees are required to undergo rehab:

http://www.moga.mo.gov/statutes/C100-199/1050001105.HTM

Juss sayin!

if my girlfriend eats my poop, will her poop be a her poop/my poop hybrid?

  On 10/15/2010 at 1:17 AM, MildewOnRice said:

if my girlfriend eats my poop, will her poop be a her poop/my poop hybrid?

yo dawg, we heard you like poop so we put poop in your poop so you can poop while you poop.

The purpose of this thread was just 'I've got a girlfriend, look at me I'm normal' self-aggrandisement, wasn't it?

if i eat my girlfriend.

then what