Manchester police tweeting all incidents today

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/oct/14/greater-manchester-police-tweets

Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman

Call 674 confused man reporting his tv not working

Call 673 missing teenager turned up at school

should have probably looked there first

Call 666 Theft of electricity in Salford

Call 663 - Concern for woman in Stockport

presumably just because she is in Stockport?

Call 655 man making offensive comments from a car in Bolton

  On 10/14/2010 at 12:02 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

 

Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman

This wasn't a call, surely?

  On 10/14/2010 at 12:02 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/oct/14/greater-manchester-police-tweets

 

Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman

 

Call 674 confused man reporting his tv not working

 

Call 673 missing teenager turned up at school

should have probably looked there first

 

Call 666 Theft of electricity in Salford

 

Call 663 - Concern for woman in Stockport

presumably just because she is in Stockport?

 

Call 655 man making offensive comments from a car in Bolton

Christopher Morris

  On 10/14/2010 at 12:15 PM, Obel said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 12:02 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

 

Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman

 

This wasn't a call, surely?

Maybe it was a policeman that shouted it and then radioed in to brag about it

  On 10/14/2010 at 12:02 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Call 663 - Concern for woman in Stockport

presumably just because she is in Stockport?

PROPER LOL

call 1471 male arrested for indecent exposure in Rochdale

call 1429 Children stealing sweets from shop in Trafford

call 1423 Suspicious man in the garden on Tuesday night in Wigan

call 1421 Off-road motorcycle crashed into car and drove off, Manchester

hardcore

call 1417 Advice requested about the age of babysitters, Stockport

call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton

call 1334 reports of horses being injured with knife in Bury

call 1333 reports of dustbins being moved in Droylsden

Best one yet.

Call 33 Angry woman stabbing poster of the 118 118 men at telephone box screaming "WHY DONT THEY DIE!?" #gmp24

you'd think they wouldb't tweet until the incident has been dealt with. If you were a criminal, you could use the twitter feed to your advantage in certain situations.

gmp24_3: call 1787 Report of man taking photos of youths in Tameside #gmp24

So that's where Joshier's been

gmp24_3: call 1794 Report of youths playing football and kicking a ball in a garden, Stockport #gmp24

Which one of you lot called that in?

I can see some comedy gold in the making if 4chan gets ahold of this..

LOL

/twitter

  On 10/14/2010 at 5:22 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

call 1471 male arrested for indecent exposure in Rochdale

Sean Booth, just what have you been up to?

They are brilliant. They were announcing goodens all over radio 2 today.

HAHAHA. Fucking idiots

call 1537 male refusing to leave in Salford

what, so is Salford asking him to leave?

AHHHHH THAT IS HYSTERICAL!

* edit * really tempted to report something Batcock related

Call 956 Theft from a fruit machine at a pub in Salford

i am well pissed off. I've been skimming really fast, looking for gems. I thought that said theft of a fruit machine damn it

It's all going down in Salford today

call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton #gmp24

twitter feeds like this are the stuff dreams are made of. They should do this everywhere.

  On 10/14/2010 at 8:23 PM, Jimbob said:

It's all going down in Salford today

 

call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton #gmp24

a no bedroomed semi or a really shit bungalow i'd imagine

Call 950 Man making threats at a house in south Manchester

Jimbob, we have just found 2 incidents that personify houses within the space of a few minutes. I don't know if we should be awarded but it's a feat i dont see being replicated in the near future.

Fuck you chimney!

Call 577 duplicated log #gmp24

Fuck, someone duplicated a log.

FUCK GUYS

This thing is a fucking goldmine. Seriously.

Call 560 harrassment via post in Bury #gmp24

  On 10/14/2010 at 8:23 PM, Jimbob said:

It's all going down in Salford today

 

call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton #gmp24

has it been trying to act hard on the internet?

Must be