Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/oct/14/greater-manchester-police-tweets Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman Call 674 confused man reporting his tv not working Call 673 missing teenager turned up at school should have probably looked there first Call 666 Theft of electricity in Salford Call 663 - Concern for woman in Stockport presumably just because she is in Stockport? Call 655 man making offensive comments from a car in Bolton Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/14/2010 at 12:02 PM, Coalbucket PI said: Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman This wasn't a call, surely? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/14/2010 at 12:02 PM, Coalbucket PI said: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/oct/14/greater-manchester-police-tweets Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman Call 674 confused man reporting his tv not working Call 673 missing teenager turned up at school should have probably looked there first Call 666 Theft of electricity in Salford Call 663 - Concern for woman in Stockport presumably just because she is in Stockport? Call 655 man making offensive comments from a car in Bolton Christopher Morris Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/14/2010 at 12:15 PM, Obel said: On 10/14/2010 at 12:02 PM, Coalbucket PI said: Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman This wasn't a call, surely? Maybe it was a policeman that shouted it and then radioed in to brag about it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/14/2010 at 12:02 PM, Coalbucket PI said: Call 663 - Concern for woman in Stockport presumably just because she is in Stockport? PROPER LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 call 1471 male arrested for indecent exposure in Rochdale call 1429 Children stealing sweets from shop in Trafford call 1423 Suspicious man in the garden on Tuesday night in Wigan call 1421 Off-road motorcycle crashed into car and drove off, Manchester hardcore call 1417 Advice requested about the age of babysitters, Stockport call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton call 1334 reports of horses being injured with knife in Bury call 1333 reports of dustbins being moved in Droylsden Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Best one yet. Call 33 Angry woman stabbing poster of the 118 118 men at telephone box screaming "WHY DONT THEY DIE!?" #gmp24 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 you'd think they wouldb't tweet until the incident has been dealt with. If you were a criminal, you could use the twitter feed to your advantage in certain situations. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 gmp24_3: call 1787 Report of man taking photos of youths in Tameside #gmp24 So that's where Joshier's been gmp24_3: call 1794 Report of youths playing football and kicking a ball in a garden, Stockport #gmp24 Which one of you lot called that in? I can see some comedy gold in the making if 4chan gets ahold of this.. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 LOL /twitter Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/14/2010 at 5:22 PM, Coalbucket PI said: call 1471 male arrested for indecent exposure in Rochdale Sean Booth, just what have you been up to? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dragon's signature Hide all signatures faith <3 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 They are brilliant. They were announcing goodens all over radio 2 today. HAHAHA. Fucking idiots Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 call 1537 male refusing to leave in Salford what, so is Salford asking him to leave? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436556 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 (edited) AHHHHH THAT IS HYSTERICAL! * edit * really tempted to report something Batcock related Edited October 14, 2010 by Jimbob Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Call 956 Theft from a fruit machine at a pub in Salford Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 i am well pissed off. I've been skimming really fast, looking for gems. I thought that said theft of a fruit machine damn it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436569 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 It's all going down in Salford today call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton #gmp24 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 twitter feeds like this are the stuff dreams are made of. They should do this everywhere. On 10/14/2010 at 8:23 PM, Jimbob said: It's all going down in Salford today call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton #gmp24 a no bedroomed semi or a really shit bungalow i'd imagine Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 (edited) Call 950 Man making threats at a house in south Manchester Jimbob, we have just found 2 incidents that personify houses within the space of a few minutes. I don't know if we should be awarded but it's a feat i dont see being replicated in the near future. Edited October 14, 2010 by Rambo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Fuck you chimney! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Call 577 duplicated log #gmp24 Fuck, someone duplicated a log. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 FUCK GUYS This thing is a fucking goldmine. Seriously. Call 560 harrassment via post in Bury #gmp24 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/14/2010 at 8:23 PM, Jimbob said: It's all going down in Salford today call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton #gmp24 has it been trying to act hard on the internet? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Must be Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60542-manchester-police-tweeting-all-incidents-today/#findComment-1436625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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