Manchester police tweeting all incidents today

  On 10/14/2010 at 6:41 PM, Rambo said:

FUCK GUYS

 

This thing is a fucking goldmine. Seriously.

 

Call 560 harrassment via post in Bury #gmp24

 

lol

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gmp24_3: call 1976 woman fears for safety over drugs debt in Oldham #gmp24

about 1 hour, 22 minutes ago

With three accounts running for 24 hours, there should be enough here to feed the internet meme machine for at least 4 days.

call 1498 report of overnight working in Bolton #gmp24

call 1530 a complaint of antisocial behaviour by youths in Withington #gmp24

call 1785 Suspicious package reported in ladies toilets in Bury #gmp24 (Rambo, have you left a present in one of the stalls?)

call 1744 youths acting suspiciously while looking for a ball in Wigan #gmp24

call 1722 mattress on hard shoulder of motorway in Salford #gmp 24 (silly mattress, you should be in a shop, or a bed).

Are people that afraid? I mean, I imagine that if police did this in a metropolis in Canada or the US the calls would be similar in nature..but fuck's sakes....

No reports of Mcdonalds running out of chicken nuggets yet......

  On 10/14/2010 at 7:40 PM, Jimbob said:

No reports of Mcdonalds running out of chicken nuggets yet......

But no gravy at the carvery!

Reminds me of the time a wee lad came into the pub and complained that we didn't have any scrumpy. As if such a thing was beyond his comprehension.

Call 384 report of man holding baby over bridge - police immediately attended and it was man carrying dog that doesn't like bridges #gmp24

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Call 018 - Abandoned 999 call. Something about "help I'm being kidna". No action taken. #gmp24

 

Call 009 - Reported missing child turned up at school. Parents "didn't think to look there". Fair enough. #gmp24

 

Call 002 - Reports of an ice cream vendor dead; found to have been covered in chocolate sauce and nuts. We reckon he's topped himself #gmp24

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:22 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton

 

call 1333 reports of dustbins being moved in Droylsden

oh god lol. not the dustbins!!

  On 10/15/2010 at 5:52 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:22 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton

 

call 1333 reports of dustbins being moved in Droylsden

 

oh god lol. not the dustbins!!

Thread delivers.

My cousin told me a guy got attacked because he was listening to justin bieber. Does any one have the original tweet ?