Guest cardan Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 To beat off, or beating off, to beat it, is slang in America for MASTURBATE, is it used in the UK too? Is that where it's from? What is the story of this unscrupulous term? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 no, to bash one out or rub one out is more common Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 "Bash one out" is new to me. Sounds painful, but I like it. Will use. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 of course beat off is used in the UK.... it's origins are technically English I guess, but probably used more frequently in the US. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Ooooooghhhh I'M A MAN I BEAT AND BASH MY DICK AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH RAW POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ricky Downtown Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 i say jerk it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I say strangling kojak. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 as someone who has lived in various different parts of the UK (Essex, Widnes, St. Helens, Birmingham, Burton-upon-Trent) and has frequented surrounding areas, i can say that i haven't ever heard anyone say the phrase "beating off" or any variation including the word "beat" in the context of masturbation Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 On 10/22/2010 at 7:42 AM, kaen said: no, to bash one out or rub one out is more common I'd say "have a wank" is the most common English term for it ... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442524 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I genuinely thought this was going to be a discussion on the terms used by American and English 'beat' poets. Like a Beat Off. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 i say pleasure myself Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I never hear English people saying 'beat off'. 'Have a wank' is probably the most common. And the most obvious to what you are doing. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 fap Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I think the nearest Ive ever heard is 'beat your meat' but then the middle school phoned and demanded their juvenile euphemism back. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442565 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 From kottke.org today: Quote Prime ministers I have known Unless you're from the UK (or watched Spitting Image and all sorts of other British comedies on PBS as an impressionable youth in Wisconsin), the observations of Parliamentary sketchwriter Simon Hoggart about the prime ministers he has covered might be too inside baseball, but I couldn't help sharing this Thatcher anecdote about her unwitting skill with double entendre: Quote But Thatcher saved the best of all for her victory tour of the Falkland Islands. She was taken to inspect a large field gun, basically a ride-on lawnmower with a barrel several feet long. It was on a bluff, overlooking a plain on which another Argentine invasion might one day materialise. She admired the weapon, and the soldier manning it asked if she would like to fire a round. "But mightn't it jerk me off?" she replied. Chris Moncrieff of the Press Association, who was covering the visit, recorded the manful struggle of the soldier to keep his face, indeed his whole body, straight. Actually, all the Thatcher stories are quite good. (thx, tom) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ranky Redlof Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 expert dick twiddling Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
colunga Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 "Beat Off" is used a lot here in the US. I just say "jerk" or "jack off". When I was in Laredo TX I heard "Throw a wack" often enough for me to think it's common place down there. But when referring to eating they used to say "throw a munch" also...so maybe it's just about throwing things...maybe it was just a particular circle. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 i masturbated my penis Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Rub one out wank spank one out proper westie Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 proper westie? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tontonz1's signature Hide all signatures http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Dustbowl/135410776569898 -- My college radio show Deltatones - Delvitude Le porn Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 playing An Arched Pathway Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 "would you say that you are having sex with your own dick or would you say that your dick is having sex with you?" - Helen Mirren Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442665 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 That's like asking, 'Would you say that you are having a conversation with your friend or would you say that your friend is having a conversation with you?' -- Mirren (or her character) misunderstands the logic of 'having sex.' :( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 sorry encey, i think i made that up Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60819-beat-off-slang-of-american-or-british-origin/#findComment-1442673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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