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"Beat off" . . . Slang of American or British origin?


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as someone who has lived in various different parts of the UK (Essex, Widnes, St. Helens, Birmingham, Burton-upon-Trent) and has frequented surrounding areas, i can say that i haven't ever heard anyone say the phrase "beating off" or any variation including the word "beat" in the context of masturbation

  On 10/22/2010 at 7:42 AM, kaen said:

no, to bash one out or rub one out is more common

I'd say "have a wank" is the most common English term for it ...

I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily.

I never hear English people saying 'beat off'.

 

'Have a wank' is probably the most common. And the most obvious to what you are doing.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

From kottke.org today:

 

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Prime ministers I have known

 

Unless you're from the UK (or watched Spitting Image and all sorts of other British comedies on PBS as an impressionable youth in Wisconsin), the observations of Parliamentary sketchwriter Simon Hoggart about the prime ministers he has covered might be too inside baseball, but I couldn't help sharing this Thatcher anecdote about her unwitting skill with double entendre:

 

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But Thatcher saved the best of all for her victory tour of the Falkland Islands. She was taken to inspect a large field gun, basically a ride-on lawnmower with a barrel several feet long. It was on a bluff, overlooking a plain on which another Argentine invasion might one day materialise. She admired the weapon, and the soldier manning it asked if she would like to fire a round.

 

"But mightn't it jerk me off?" she replied. Chris Moncrieff of the Press Association, who was covering the visit, recorded the manful struggle of the soldier to keep his face, indeed his whole body, straight.

 

Actually, all the Thatcher stories are quite good. (thx, tom)

  essines said:
i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread.

"Beat Off" is used a lot here in the US. I just say "jerk" or "jack off".

 

When I was in Laredo TX I heard "Throw a wack" often enough for me to think it's common place down there. But when referring to eating they used to say "throw a munch" also...so maybe it's just about throwing things...maybe it was just a particular circle.

That's like asking, 'Would you say that you are having a conversation with your friend or would you say that your friend is having a conversation with you?' -- Mirren (or her character) misunderstands the logic of 'having sex.' :(

  essines said:
i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread.
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