"Beat off" . . . Slang of American or British origin?

I think he's at home, abusing himself.

  On 10/22/2010 at 7:30 PM, Rambo said:

sorry encey, i think i made that up

I'm still gonna fantasize now about Hellen Mirren scodging me ol' codger

edit: wrong emoticon

jinx

gotta be American. you made up other weird terms like "jerk off", etc. so it must be you lot.

has 'knocking one out' been said yet? or 'choking the chicken', or 'bashing the Bishop' ......... interesting.

Empty the Bone of Me

baph off

  On 10/22/2010 at 9:16 PM, baph said:

Empty the Bone of Me

lol. that's good one.

Peen Expels

I think British also use "beating off", cuz ya gotta remember this classic moment in Brass Eye: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGbxFmK_LA

I always referred to it as "fisting my urethra."

  On 10/22/2010 at 9:54 PM, Xyrofen said:

"fisting my urethra."

This is a favorite.

Throbbing Gristle have a song called Five Knuckle Shuffle.

  On 10/22/2010 at 9:53 PM, vproc said:

I think British also use "beating off", cuz ya gotta remember this classic moment in Brass Eye: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGbxFmK_LA

Lol reminds me so much of martin freeman on the office asking gareth 'could you give a man a lethal blow?'

I always use the term masturbate or pleasuring myself/yourself.

  On 10/23/2010 at 2:35 AM, The Pod said:

I always use the term masturbate or pleasuring myself/yourself.

you serious? you're sick. nobody really masturbates. you're going to hell. ! ;)

pocket pinball

paint the ceiling

Flog the log.

ringing the bell of Love.

shaking hands with the unemployed

..something to do with benefits.. and free time on your hands.. that i can't quite forumlate in my mind just yet..

juicing the clam

flipping the switch

coming into your own

taking captain picard to warp speed

Peeps "jack off" around here unless they're from the Internet, in which case they say "fap".

Also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ2odkGZQRY