If everyone in the world disappeared... except you

  On 10/23/2010 at 10:54 PM, gaarg said:

I just remembered what I might do.

 

Free all animals that live in captivity, before they died out of starvation. It wouldn't do much on the long run, but it would serve as a purpose in a lonesome life.

this is coming from the cunt who has a picture of fucking gammon on his profile

fly plane to the netherlands/plunder coffeeshops

fly plane to wendy carlos' house/plunder synths

fly plane to frank lloyd wright's museum of modern art

relax

  On 10/24/2010 at 2:44 AM, kaini said:

fly plane to the netherlands/plunder coffeeshops

fly plane to wendy carlos' house/plunder synths

fly plane to frank lloyd wright's museum of modern art

relax

who's gonna fly the plane ya plank

i will, i have at least five hours logged on microsoft flight simulator a couple of years back.

Every time I try to realistically imagine a world where everyone has disappeared, it all comes down to the same thing: I would die. I'm sure I could think of loads of cool stuff to do if I could get past the fact that I would starve to death, or freeze to death, or get bored because there's no electricity.

If living forever was part of the fantasy, it would be much cooler. I will make it so. I would spend copious amounts of time working on vast projects, like building a vehicle that could take me anywhere in the world. Then I would explore everything. Everything. I don't think I would have a home, I would just explore and do crazy shit. It would also be pretty cool to watch evolution as it happens, and I would keep a record of all the different species as they flourished and faded away. Though it might be depressing watching them constantly die while I live on. OK, now I can really get behind this. I'm gonna think of some more stuff to do later.

dig a hole

row boat to japan, search for sex robot

explore north korea

Try to build as large a rube goldberg contraption as possible, using metro trains, heavy machinery, explosives...it would end with rolling an olive into a martini.

Go to headquarters of voluntary human extinction movement, hang large banner saying "Mission Accomplished!" Alternately, find where Osama Bin Laden was hiding, hang similar banner.

Rebuild the world trade centers at actual size using legos - Never Forget!

irl minecraft

read

consider myself Legend

i would learn how to fly

make cookies

drive cars

become half-robot

live in a castle

invent a more efficient language

learn how to bend space around me, the last glorious living human

dance..

http://www.percussionlab.com/sets/daedelus/live_from_webster_hall_studio

stick my dick in a horses nostril

there was a movie in the 80's from australia that was about this

I think I would try to see the entire world on foot/bike/motorcycle, crossing the continents by speedboat.

Climbing the highest mountains and living on the sickest beaches.

I would also get into simple machinery and carpentry.

I'd definitely plunder some music shops, load the gear into semi trucks, set up massive concert rigs in football stadiums and pretend I was Pink Floyd.

I'd definitely sped a lot of time walking the streets of big cities, buck-ass naked... with a boom-box everywhere I go.

I'd also definitely pull some "Dawn of the Dead" shit and live in shopping malls... and fancy hotels.

I'd also hot-wire cars and go for crazy joyrides until the cars were too fucked to drive.

  On 10/24/2010 at 6:23 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

consider myself Legend

lol

  On 10/24/2010 at 7:06 AM, marf said:

there was a movie in the 80's from australia that was about this

Yes there was, it amazed me at the time, with the best end sequence a pre-drug-use kid can see:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089869/

The Quiet Earth is really fucking good and i heartily recommend it. it's from New Zealand though...

guess i'd cry a lot

and fap

cry fap myself to death

I would hook a video game console up to an IMAX screen

then masturbate off the tallest building I could find

  On 10/24/2010 at 5:16 PM, Fishtank said:

I would hook a video game console up to an IMAX screen

then masturbate off the tallest building I could find

sperm would simply disintegrate itself before reaching the ground

  On 10/23/2010 at 2:15 PM, ruiagnelo said:

find richard's house where old tapes and archives are located.

I usually hate fanboy posts, but this is actually an excellent idea.

I'd also get a sex bot from Japan.

Eat really healthy, at least for a while.

Figure out how to turn on gas pumps, so I can keep driving.

Pirate/find a copy of a flight simulator. Use it. I hope the internet works for googlemaps purposes.

Go places, and try to find people.

Or just kill myself. I'd miss human interaction.

Oh yea, hang out with my dogs I guess too. Grab some more pets. Maybe train an elephant. Give up vegetarianism.

  On 10/24/2010 at 6:58 PM, Murveman said:

  On 10/23/2010 at 2:15 PM, ruiagnelo said:

find richard's house where old tapes and archives are located.

I usually hate fanboy posts, but this is actually an excellent idea.

I'd also get a sex bot from Japan.

Eat really healthy, at least for a while.

Figure out how to turn on gas pumps, so I can keep driving.

Pirate/find a copy of a flight simulator. Use it. I hope the internet works for googlemaps purposes.

Go places, and try to find people.

 

Or just kill myself. I'd miss human interaction.

 

Oh yea, hang out with my dogs I guess too. Grab some more pets. Maybe train an elephant.

lol i am actually no fanboy, but that just seemed like a wonderful idea.

you would get to be the number one fan and possibly the only one having access to and enjoying the tunes.

well you'd be the only fanboy