The Dark Knight Rises

  On 7/9/2012 at 7:59 PM, yek said:

ok so we're going the next day at a more reasonable time. hopefully 3d, fingers crossed.

It's not a 3D movie. Nolan flimed a lot of it in IMAX, though.

  On 7/9/2012 at 7:46 PM, Frankie5fingers said:

  On 7/9/2012 at 7:33 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Nolan has officially squashed the Justice League rumors following him around. Do we really need that film anyway?

 

http://m.yahoo.com/w...=US&.lang=en-US

i'd like it. but i doubt anyone would be able to make a JL movie without turning it into shit. but to answer your question, no we really don't need a JL movie. DC is doing just fine with their movies and Marvel's Avengers, while a pretty good movie in my opinion, did not last long enough to hurt DC in any way. This new batman movie will smack Avengers right in the face. or more accurately put, Batman will kick the Avengers right in the balls.

DC will definitely be taking a page out of the Marvel playbook. Nolan won't do anymore Batman's (Batmen?) and those were the only DC film properties making money. They'd be crazy not to try to follow the same formula.

  On 7/9/2012 at 9:07 PM, azatoth said:

  On 7/9/2012 at 7:59 PM, yek said:

ok so we're going the next day at a more reasonable time. hopefully 3d, fingers crossed.

 

It's not a 3D movie. Nolan flimed a lot of it in IMAX, though.

oh, oh well then

This just in: The Dark Knight Rises receives standing ovation...from 40-50 bloggers.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jul/09/dark-knight-rises-early-screening

i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces.

BAT MAN

'bateman

  On 7/9/2012 at 9:44 PM, The Overlook said:

This just in: The Dark Knight Rises receives standing ovation...from 40-50 bloggers.

 

http://www.guardian....early-screening

 

 

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a standing ovation from "bloggers." yeah. what a turn off.

  On 7/9/2012 at 11:11 PM, zaphod said:

i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces.

lol, I had to read this aloud. My girlfriend simply replied, 'pretty stupid'.

'So much awesome' … @tommcauliffe on The Dark Knight Rises.

when ever someone says something like that - "so much awesome" - I know that thing is probably going to suck, at least for me

regards,

nolan

hahhaha

I don't know how they did it but they tricked a whole generation of people into liking this trilogy.

  On 7/10/2012 at 12:04 AM, baph said:

regards,

nolan

I was waiting for it to this quite a long time:

  On 7/9/2012 at 11:11 PM, zaphod said:

i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces.

Wait... "edging" is gay?

maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disapoint. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end.

  On 7/10/2012 at 1:03 AM, Awepittance said:

maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disappointed. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end.

  On 7/10/2012 at 1:03 AM, Awepittance said:

maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disapoint. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end.

Why would you want the hero to die. This is why this trilogy (and batman in general) is shit, he is not a hero you cheered for, you don't really care for him, all you care about are the cool looking villains.

  On 7/10/2012 at 1:00 AM, takeshi said:

  On 7/9/2012 at 11:11 PM, zaphod said:

i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces.

 

Wait... "edging" is gay?

it is the paramount of homosexuality

edging = orgasm control

Semantics aside, edging does sound a lot better than orgasm control.

  On 7/10/2012 at 1:03 AM, Awepittance said:

maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disapoint. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end.

A couple of critics who've seen it say he doesn't die.

  On 7/10/2012 at 2:11 AM, YO303 said:

  On 7/10/2012 at 1:03 AM, Awepittance said:

maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disapoint. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end.

 

Why would you want the hero to die. This is why this trilogy (and batman in general) is shit, he is not a hero you cheered for, you don't really care for him, all you care about are the cool looking villains.

there has already been a lot of strong hints that he will in fact die. which will be awesome.

you are shit. i am movie.

  On 7/9/2012 at 11:11 PM, zaphod said:

i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces.

you're brilliant.

my statement about edging was a joke, but yeah orgasm control is pretty awesome

Batman might die, but Bruce will certainly ride off into the sunset.

  On 7/7/2012 at 1:31 AM, Gary C said:

Obviously, fanboys are mentioning Oscar's. I'm not sure about that, but if TDK supposedly got pretty close and if nothing else stakes a claim, then maybe.

Considering TDKR is up against The Master, Lincoln, The Surrogate, Django Unchained, Les Miserables, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Argo, Gravity, Brave and The Great Gatsby, I'd say it's not going to win a major Oscar.