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  On 1/21/2011 at 9:17 PM, GORDO said:

also halle berry is super sexy and look how that turned out.

 

Pretty good I'd say

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lol worst catwoman ever, i always say that the movie is so bad that it made halle berry in tight leather costume look more silly than hot.

ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!!

The thing is, Halle Berry only decided to act in Monster's Ball, and then couldn't get any good roles and decided she wasn't going to even try in any of the shitty ones she did get because she decided she was hot shit.

guys, it's like a little diversion tactic to obscure the story source, it's, like, the opposite of the Dark Knight Rises gnomesayin?

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  On 1/21/2011 at 9:59 PM, GORDO said:

lol worst catwoman ever, i always say that the movie is so bad that it made halle berry in tight leather costume look more silly than hot.

 

Oh sorry - I thought you meant that she had gotten old. Yeah, Catwoman was absolutely shit. What was the McGuffin again? Make-up that makes your face rock solid?

ok so who SHOULD play catwoman? someone young and hot but also dark and mysterious.... *ponders*

  On 1/22/2011 at 12:35 AM, yek said:

ok so who SHOULD play catwoman? someone young and hot but also dark and mysterious.... *ponders*

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Guest hahathhat

only batman i ever liked was that cartoon on tv in the 90s with xmen and such.

 

elaboration: never even seen the comic books in real life. i watched dark night (2008) and i was clearly supposed to be all amped up about seeing batman in the batsuit and the batmobile and how harvey whatshisname twoface came about and the servent dude (alfred?). truth is, i barely remember any of that shit. they're just badly-explained characters foisted at you with the expectation you already cherish them, and will feel warmfuzzynostalgic. or something.

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Guest lullezucht

After watching the prestige, inception and all the batmen I'm hoping Nolan would let somebody else write the characters and direct the actors.

He's more interested in the little rules of the "universe he's creating than anything else which result in dismally flawed and pretty boring, non-engaging movies IMO.

With Joseph Gordon-Levitt being in inception, it was a given he would play some sort of role in dark knight

Sometimes on the phone I pretend I'm an old Jewish man named Herschel Batman, and I pronounce it Hoishel Batmin.

  On 2/7/2011 at 9:55 PM, baph said:

Sometimes on the phone I pretend I'm an old Jewish man named Herschel Batman, and I pronounce it Hoishel Batmin.

 

lol

  On 2/7/2011 at 9:46 PM, blackdust said:

With Joseph Gordon-Levitt being in inception, it was a given he would play some sort of role in dark knight

 

maybe he'll play the same character he plays in every movie and tv show

  On 2/8/2011 at 7:54 PM, david said:
  On 2/7/2011 at 9:46 PM, blackdust said:

With Christian Bale being in dark knight

 

maybe he'll play the same character he plays in every movie, and hopefully he'll do the jarring gravel voice again, can't get enough of that voice

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Haha, well in Batman Begins it was gravely, and in Dark knight he took it up a level, so in the new one it will just be a bass rumble when he opens his mouth.

  On 2/10/2011 at 8:34 PM, blackdust said:

Haha, well in Batman Begins it was gravely, and in Dark knight he took it up a level, so in the new one it will just be a bass rumble when he opens his mouth.

 

lol

i forgot in Begins Bale attempted a gravel Bostonian Accent. He made Mcnulty from the Wire look like a Shakespearian actor , lets just put it that way

  On 1/21/2011 at 9:24 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

this is going to be my favorite movie ever.

QFT

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

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