my flatmate has a cat

Get a new room mate who doesn't have a cat. Problem solved!

yeah go on a shooting rampage at denny's, drive a bus over a raised bridge and ravagefuck your buff cousin, not that fucking hard to figure out m8r.

  On 11/2/2010 at 8:49 PM, Enter a new display name said:

I'm allergic to cats, therefore nobody should have one.

Innit, cats are shitty things.

  On 11/3/2010 at 1:12 AM, Dan C said:

  On 11/2/2010 at 8:49 PM, Enter a new display name said:

I'm allergic to cats, therefore nobody should have one.

 

Innit, cats are shitty things.

SHOCKUE !!

here's the thing about cats, we are their pets not the other way around.

cats piss and shit on/in stuff when they're unhappy.

i'd move out or get the stupid flatmate and stinky cat to move.

  On 11/2/2010 at 10:33 PM, mafted said:

cat's probably pissed the litter box isn't being changed.. or something to that effect. you have to give cats respect and they'll return it. dogs just sell out.

ah i see... so the cat's actually using its own excrement as a form of protest, much like bobby sands. No wait, it's a fucking cat.

great comic about cats i bought for my gf.

my gf's cat is a british blue, so gorgeous:

it loves to sit on your throat when your sleep or punch you in the face if your face is where she should be next to the owner in bed.

A stern yelling at has always worked for me getting the animal not to jump on things, my cat even stopped chewing the wires around my house

train it by having sex with it when it's good.

Apparently cats are always washing themselves to rid their fur of the hideous human stench we leave behind.They shit and cover it up because they are,as someone has said,fastidious about their hygiene.When they crap and leave it uncovered,it's an insult.It's their way of flipping you off and calling you a cock.Also when they drag in a half dead mouse or bird and leave it twitching and bleeding on your newly cleaned quarry tiles they are telling you that not only do you smell and youre a cock but you cant hunt either,they are showing you how to do it properly so you dont starve when theyre out getting fed by someone else.

And you know when you look up from your pc and theres Mr.Whiskaz looking at you from his usual place and he's not moving,just looking...?Well that's when he's planning to kill you in your sleep.

I am riveted by interweb peoples knowledge of kitty litter

this is nothing like the shower discussion in Batcock thread a couple of years back. Grown men talking about how hard and long they scrub their balls and taints with luffas. Proper soap brands were discussed as well

  On 11/3/2010 at 4:43 PM, keltoi said:

train it by having sex with it when it's good.

HAHAHA, that is just so ridiculous.

(no, not that it might just werk)

  On 11/2/2010 at 8:41 PM, yek said:

is it a male? male cats can be asshats

I didn't know that. I wanna get a cat soon. I'll probably get a female in that case. We have a female cat visit my Dad's house and she is so sweet. Loves to rub her scent on everything and everyone.

  On 11/2/2010 at 8:49 PM, Enter a new display name said:

I'm allergic to cats, therefore nobody should have one.

Mate I think you're alergic to every living thing on this planet.

male cats are fine if they are desexed, very friendly critters.

  On 11/2/2010 at 8:22 PM, data said:

not changing it daily is just cruel. why the fuck does she have a cat for anyway? she doesn't seem to care much if she's leaving it like that in its own filth.

Daily? Please. You don' need the scoop out the shit everyday. Thats absurd and obsessive. Maybe if it was shitting in a 1x1x1 square. Get a decent size litterbox, fill it 3/4 of the way, so its deep and it can bury that shit. Every 2 or 3 days.

  On 11/5/2010 at 5:56 AM, chronicBLOWOUTS said:

Daily? Please. You don' need the scoop out the shit everyday. Thats absurd and obsessive. Maybe if it was shitting in a 1x1x1 square. Get a decent size litterbox, fill it 3/4 of the way, so its deep and it can bury that shit. Every 2 or 3 days.

re: the cat litter you people must have to buy.

Then let it dry out and by the time the cat has reached middle age, you'll have enough material to build the mud brick mansion of your dreams.

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The neighbours cat fucking does his business in our garden, little bastard. He was slinking away from me yesterday with a 'i just did another one' look on this furry front. Well at least they got their two little yipping dogs to stop barking all the time, that's a start, one neighbour down, the rest of the suburb to go.

cat is pissed off, treat it better

cat will become your friend

said that earlier but logic is like kryptonite to some