what is the hadron collider really for?

  On 11/10/2010 at 11:21 AM, Gocab said:

heh

the large hellish collider is a machine invented by atheists to prove the non-existence of god once and for all by attempting to blow up the world from within by manufacturing a black hole. their "logic" is that if god does exist then he will stop it from wiping out all of existence. now you understand why we have to stop them.

If it all goes wrong and it opens up a black hole underneath Switzerland then that's no more Tobelerone for any of us. Atheist or not.

didn't a time traveler stop them the last time they attempted this?

My memory, so fucked.

"the hypothesized Higgs boson... might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."

  On 11/10/2010 at 11:17 AM, feltcher said:

Its main aim is to disprove God and piss off all the christians.

Not at all Bro, thanks to infinite regression. What do you believe created Higgs' boson ? And so on...

This fits perfectly with a report in 1927 in which, whilst skiing in Switzerland, 4 British tourists were caught in an avalanche.

Despite being buried deep in snow and having many of their bones broken the men were saved after luckily stumbling upon a bunch of theoretical particles that transported them forwards in time to tomorrow, when they'll tell us about it.

A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved.

It'll be the Hardon Collider for many scientists worldwide.

  On 11/10/2010 at 3:09 AM, Lascaille said:

It's a reverse-engineered pineal gland.