how often do you block the toilet?

  On 11/22/2010 at 11:31 PM, Retape said:

try this:

 

flush once when you're halfway through shitting, then a second time when you're completely done. that's 2 flushes vs. 3.

How does one know when one is halfway done?

i once overflowed my toilet. piss and shit hit the floor,like a lot! i cleaned it up with a mop which i then ditched and didn't tell my roommate what had happened. better that way.

  On 11/22/2010 at 10:38 PM, Joy Rex said:

  On 11/22/2010 at 10:07 PM, delet... said:

yeah, crap toilets should be banned, you'd think that we'd know the perfect engineering by now, and so any companies that go off and make something inferior get de-registered from the Master Flushers Association.

 

twas a wide poo though.

 

+ now we know what a scotsman keeps under heez kilt.

 

Ha, that's nothing - in the US (dunno about other countries), we have these new "dual flush" toilets that, depending on what you've just done, you can choose one of two buttons to flush and will use the appropriate water amount.

 

Hell, for obese Americans and their terrible diets (or Power Shitters™ like Keltoi), they should have a third button labeled "massive dump" and have it dump 4 liters via a high-powered jetstream.

Have you ever been outside North America, Joyrex?

  On 11/22/2010 at 10:19 PM, dr lopez said:

lol at 5 months late joke about BP

maybe they should have got me round to iceland to fix that volcano.

  On 11/23/2010 at 6:29 AM, Root5 said:

  On 11/22/2010 at 10:38 PM, Joy Rex said:

  On 11/22/2010 at 10:07 PM, delet... said:

yeah, crap toilets should be banned, you'd think that we'd know the perfect engineering by now, and so any companies that go off and make something inferior get de-registered from the Master Flushers Association.

 

twas a wide poo though.

 

+ now we know what a scotsman keeps under heez kilt.

 

Ha, that's nothing - in the US (dunno about other countries), we have these new "dual flush" toilets that, depending on what you've just done, you can choose one of two buttons to flush and will use the appropriate water amount.

 

Hell, for obese Americans and their terrible diets (or Power Shitters™ like Keltoi), they should have a third button labeled "massive dump" and have it dump 4 liters via a high-powered jetstream.

 

Have you ever been outside North America, Joyrex?

I would say yes, but then the CIA would have words with me

NORTH AMERICA IS ALMOST BEST AMERICA

  On 11/22/2010 at 10:38 PM, Joy Rex said:

  On 11/22/2010 at 10:07 PM, delet... said:

yeah, crap toilets should be banned, you'd think that we'd know the perfect engineering by now, and so any companies that go off and make something inferior get de-registered from the Master Flushers Association.

 

twas a wide poo though.

 

+ now we know what a scotsman keeps under heez kilt.

 

Ha, that's nothing - in the US (dunno about other countries), we have these new "dual flush" toilets that, depending on what you've just done, you can choose one of two buttons to flush and will use the appropriate water amount.

 

Hell, for obese Americans and their terrible diets (or Power Shitters™ like Keltoi), they should have a third button labeled "massive dump" and have it dump 4 liters via a high-powered jetstream.

we've had dual flush since the 80's, fer water saving yanoe.

flush buttons

i always flush 3 times, once when the first poop hits the water, once again when im done with pooping and again to get rid of the paper

once at my school, I ran out of there LOL