I fucking hate dogs.

im glad you said this, i was going to bring it up but didn't know if you could..

definitely should be reported. no better than locking a baby in a box and tossing him a bowl of food each day.

god it makes me fucking angry

  On 11/23/2010 at 9:03 PM, wahrk said:

 

I fucking hate wogs.

 

Why the fuck would you want a small human with sub-par hygiene that constantly wants to rick you, eats any food items (and sometimes other items such as tiger penis) that are left out, and whose response to everything unknown is making a huge fucking ruckusin their hideous foreign tongue?!

 

Yeah, I guess that might be useful if you need some kind of alert system when you're living in Asia, but up in these here civilized parts of the world, it's not useful. It's just a huge fucking bitch!! (no pun intended)

 

Seriously, how did these people survive in the wild? "Oh hey, there's a thing out there. It could be prey or it could be the Imperial Japanese Army. I'm gonna make noise and alert it to my position." Worst - idea - ever. What can that possibly achieve? Scare the prey? Stupid idea. Then it runs. Scare the Imperial Japanese Army? Yeah, sure I guess, but they go off way before anything directly threatens them. Notify your friends? Definitely not the brightest way to do so.

 

They also just want to assert their dominance over everything, which is stupid. Everyone knowing you're in power is the worst way to have power. You have far more power when no one is aware that you have it.

 

Maybe westerners are just the same way. They want to assert their dominance over an inferior species. Or maybe they just want to share General Tso's chicken with the wog.

 

Fuck that shit regardless. I don't want to have to deal with some fucking stupid human that doesn't know when to shut its mouth, wait, and serve me chow mein.

 

tl;dr I think wogs are shitty people to live with.

Another thinly veiled racist allegory on watmm. It's this kind of bullshit that means we don't have a vsnares forum. I hope you're happy prick.

  On 11/24/2010 at 5:35 PM, Rambo said:

One of my dogs, Cally got put to sleep today. A bit out of the blue really she was going to get a couple of teeth removed but we had a suspicion something else might be up. It's fucking shit. Our dogs have quite a good life though at least.

Shit, I'm sorry to hear that.

cheers, it's sooooooo shit

  On 11/24/2010 at 2:04 AM, goffer said:

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Thanks for the comments everyone... She is half German Shepard, half Alaskan Malamute and god damn precious. She doesn't bark, unless I play with her paws and enjoys stealing loafs of white bread when no one is looking. Wheat, whole grain, sourdough are never touched and she hides the evidence in a hole in the backyard that she thinks I'm not on to yet.

 

Eya, my best friend :D

I have a Malamute too he's awesome.

i have known some amazing dogs that were way cooler than many humans

border collies are really smart and have a 500 word memory

a well trained lab or golden retriever are a pleasure to own as are many other breeds

  On 11/24/2010 at 6:11 PM, Scrambled Ears said:

  On 11/23/2010 at 9:14 PM, Braintree said:

Chihuahuas are overgrown rats.

don't be hating on rats

I owned a pet rat when I was 12-14. It was a very sweet animal.

And I actually prefer rats to Chihuahuas. They don't bark.

  On 11/24/2010 at 9:01 PM, Bubba69 said:

  On 11/24/2010 at 2:04 AM, goffer said:

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Thanks for the comments everyone... She is half German Shepard, half Alaskan Malamute and god damn precious. She doesn't bark, unless I play with her paws and enjoys stealing loafs of white bread when no one is looking. Wheat, whole grain, sourdough are never touched and she hides the evidence in a hole in the backyard that she thinks I'm not on to yet.

 

Eya, my best friend :D

 

I have a Malamute too he's awesome.

 

He's a beaut! Eya would be all over that. They are great dogs, but good lord do they like to shed!

I agree... Hate is a bit of a harsh word... But I usually don't like to be around them as indoor dogs...

If their outdoor dogs and their just doing their thing, their cool to watch...

But yeah... Why live with one indoors?? Make your place stink like barn... Slobber... Etc...

i know a bloodhound that is incredibly stinky...

  On 11/23/2010 at 9:30 PM, fiznuthian said:

blue heelers have to be one of the most awesome breeds if taught correctly.

they're tremendously energetic and you have to exercise them for hours to keep them calm,

but once they choose you as their owner they'll do whatever you wish them to.

 

their instinct to herd things is hilarious too.. chasing balls around,

anything that runs with or away from them..

heelers get super excited on farmland, i had mine pace huge circles around a cow field he discovered

super fast. the cows were standing in the middle orienting themselves in view of him, preparing for movement.

i kept yelling at him to come back and leave them alone, but he wouldn't come until he had finished an entire lap

then ran back loyally up the hill. i assume he just wanted the to tease them, get a little action in.

holy shit! I had a blue heeler, fantastic dog. She just had to be put down though, as her back legs had given out and she was in a lot of pain. 16 yrs old...

Must have been one of the most dumb and uneducated opinions I've ever read on WATMM.

  On 11/24/2010 at 11:02 PM, Braintree said:

  On 11/24/2010 at 6:11 PM, Scrambled Ears said:

  On 11/23/2010 at 9:14 PM, Braintree said:

Chihuahuas are overgrown rats.

don't be hating on rats

 

I owned a pet rat when I was 12-14. It was a very sweet animal.

 

And I actually prefer rats to Chihuahuas. They don't bark.

i also had a rat. he was okay until he got a butt tumor.

i don't trust rodents after having a hamster that would fucking attack my fingers. i think ferrets are cool though, i saw a lady at the grocery store and she had a ferret that would bury itself in her clothes

  On 11/25/2010 at 1:33 AM, lumpenprol said:

 

holy shit! I had a blue heeler, fantastic dog.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7986816.stm

It's the life lived in miniature that gets me. You raise them as puppies and if you do a good job and put the effort in you get a brilliant companion and they then look after you. And then they age and you have to start looking after them a bit more again, and usually have to make the ultimate decision and do right by them. A faithful old dog doing their best to keep up is almost on a par with old war veterans in terms of bringing a lump to the throat.

Dogs are the pinnacle of human civilization. Along with cheese and pork products obviously. 250,000 years of engineering. When aliens come to visit they'll laugh at our iphones, and then steal our guide dogs.

  On 11/24/2010 at 2:22 AM, Mellow U said:

CHARLY HATES OP

 

 

(If anyone is curious his daddy was a Dachshund and his mom was a Chinese Crested. Don't ask me how that worked out. He's 90% hairless so he needs a sweater in the winter, isn't loud, destroys Nylabones despite having like 5 teeth and reminds everyone of either Falkor from Neverending Story or Max, the Grinch's dog from How The Grinch Stole Xmas.)

What a bizarre combo, more pics please!

Has warhk been banned for his stupidity yet?

my aunt has a crazy yorkie that only tries to bite me when she's around and I'm entering the house or a room. after a bit the dog chills out. I can even pet it and it will act friendly like the vicious shit didn't just happen, and the dog is completely mild mannered if my aunt is away, but if she's there and I do as much as walk into a different room or outside for a minute and come back this dog is ready and tries to bite my fucking leg. it's already gotten me in the hand.

Ha ha. Man, I stopped watching this thread.

Anyway, low and behold I had a pretty great experience with a pup for the first time the other day while spending Thanksgiving with some old family friends. He didn't make a peep the whole time and pretty much did exactly what I'd want a dog to do. Sweet little pup named Adobe (yes, after the company ).

So on Adobe's behalf (and for all of you who took this thread so personally/seriously), I will say that they're not all bad, and they're definitely not all as bad as my roommate's. I should probably just divert my frustration towards my roommate, who's responsible for his dog's behavior.

  On 11/28/2010 at 6:57 PM, wahrk said:

Ha ha. Man, I stopped watching this thread.

 

Anyway, low and behold I had a pretty great experience with a pup for the first time the other day while spending Thanksgiving with some old family friends. He didn't make a peep the whole time and pretty much did exactly what I'd want a dog to do. Sweet little pup named Adobe (yes, after the company ).

 

So on Adobe's behalf (and for all of you who took this thread so personally/seriously), I will say that they're not all bad, and they're definitely not all as bad as my roommate's. I should probably just divert my frustration towards my roommate, who's responsible for his dog's behavior.

dogs for the most part just want to serve their owners, it's what they've been bred to do. these things can range from bird hunting to family protection to bear baiting to herding, and their instincts to do these things are something difficult in human residences.

the chief culprit for most asshole dogs is not enough exercise. my pit/boxer is bred for short bouts of intense exercise, so i play with her a few times a day, not counting the 4+ walks. when she's tired she's a cuddly rag doll.

she's also got a very thin coat, so she wears a sweater in buffalo winter

i dont hate dogs but i have a lot more respect for other animals such as cats. they can be trained well but really posess little inherent intelligence, and are savage creatures by nature. dogs dont even pick up their own crap, they need to have someone else pick it up for them. also at my apt complex these assholes with their dogs are always having their dogs shit everywhere and it smells up the entire area sometimes, it's absolutely disgusting. like even though they pick it up, it still smells up the entire 200 ft radius. seriously wtf

all i got from your post is that cats pick up their own poop. i know this is perhaps not true from experience

sorry, but im pretty sure picking up your own shit makes you considerably more stupid than the creature that doesnt

also, my dog disnae shit in his own garden, hes got that locked down.

ya srsly fertilization ftw. it's why dogs kick their back legs and try to bury the shit.

and we just pump ours into the ocean where it can't do anyone harm!