Need some reviews for your music ?

is this too obvious?

dj basketball - yours lover

maybe eric claptop should submit some of his mad trax:

http://www.ericclaptop.com/

http://www.myspace.com/ericclaptop

Wait a minute, can't we just send them one of Juke Nukem's 20 eps?

  On 12/17/2010 at 3:51 AM, data said:

is this too obvious?

 

dj basketball - yours lover

I am lolling.

  On 12/17/2010 at 3:51 AM, data said:

is this too obvious?

 

dj basketball - yours lover

  On 12/17/2010 at 3:55 AM, hahathhat said:

maybe eric claptop should submit some of his mad trax:

 

http://www.ericclaptop.com/

http://www.myspace.com/ericclaptop

all contributions are welcome and give me unlimited boners,

I think the next step after wev squeezed enough tracks out of every wiling watmmer is to gather volunteers to listen to this braindead shit.

Or maybe a vote would make more sense? I think burdening a couple of people with listening to all this noise is pretty cruel.

What say ye?

  On 12/17/2010 at 3:51 AM, data said:

is this too obvious?

 

dj basketball - yours lover

Fucking lol, best one so far.

give me 10, should be enough time to churn out some filth

  On 12/17/2010 at 12:48 PM, the anonymous forumite said:

  On 12/17/2010 at 3:51 AM, data said:

is this too obvious?

 

dj basketball - yours lover

 

Fucking lol, best one so far.

I think one track from everyone who makes an entry, then organize it into an album,

what do you think forumite?

whats the next step?

i was gonna make a track but i got sidetracked by jupiter 8v2. lusssssh.

i'll get to it.

  On 12/17/2010 at 1:11 PM, disparaissant said:

i was gonna make a track but i got sidetracked by jupiter 8v2. lusssssh.

i'll get to it.

There's so much interest in this its crazy,

I was on chatmm last night and there were like 4 members who I'd never seen post before who logged on said they read this thread, it was hilarious and they asked me where they can upload tracks for us

By the time all the tracks are finished/ uploaded we are going to have the potential to create the most unholy abomination imaginable. I feel kinda bad now these guys are going to be sweating blood and losing brain tissue listening to this.

After about 15seconds of the 1st track they're going to know what they're in for, maybe we should make the beginning of the tracks (the 1st 20 seconds or so) listenable so they'll give each one a chance?

  On 12/17/2010 at 3:51 AM, data said:

is this too obvious?

 

dj basketball - yours lover

hahahaha,

oh my god data that track is an incredible feat of nasty,

I almost cried from laughter, its hilarious, bravo!

  On 12/17/2010 at 1:25 PM, Beefuncle said:

  On 12/17/2010 at 3:51 AM, data said:

is this too obvious?

 

dj basketball - yours lover

 

hahahaha,

 

oh my god data that track is an incredible feat of nasty,

 

I almost cried from laughter, its hilarious, bravo!

oh. wow. fucking amazing. i lost it at the scat.

i think i am going in the

Is there any way to render a file unskippable? So they can't just fast-forward through it and throw together a shitty review.

Also, the genre should be classified as Christian Noise and the artist name should be Secure Unity Vow (an anagram of Review You Cunts)

Oh my fucking pales in comparison. but... i guess that is the point...

i love dj basketball!! please become on my net label!!!

I hope this is terrible enough:

  On 12/17/2010 at 1:43 PM, sup said:

i love dj basketball!! please become on my net label!!!

im uploading all the tracks to my soundcloud now

ill provide a link momentarily,

Oh sup would you be so gracious as to honour us with an NDC track?

Your input would be invaluable, i will be forever in your depth, oh please good sup, say you will?

Pretty please?

  On 12/17/2010 at 3:51 AM, data said:

is this too obvious?

 

dj basketball - yours lover

This is the best thing I've ever heard ever

lol

  On 12/17/2010 at 1:04 PM, Beefuncle said:

  On 12/17/2010 at 12:48 PM, the anonymous forumite said:

  On 12/17/2010 at 3:51 AM, data said:

is this too obvious?

 

dj basketball - yours lover

 

Fucking lol, best one so far.

 

I think one track from everyone who makes an entry, then organize it into an album,

 

what do you think forumite?

whats the next step?

First, we need to make this thread invisible to guests, if that's possible. I'm PMing Joyrex.

Second, we need to define if this is gonna be a compilation or an single-artist album.

Compilation Pros: all styles are accepted

Compilation Cons: the reviewer can feel free to bash the artists he doesn't like. No much fun with the bio

Single Artist Pros: the reviewer can't bash as easily. The Artist bio can be funn. More credibility to the project.

Single Artist Cons: all tracks need to have a certain homogeneity, that is, we need to compose in a specific genre

I'd vote for the single artist option. More credibility for the reviewer. More fun with the Bio.

I'd suggest really bad dance music/techno/trance as for a genre.

Third, we need to make a list of participants.

Fourth, let's get these three points done first.

single artist, mostly noise and slowed down vacuum cleaners, with the dj basketball track just completely and inexplicably in the middle of it all.

So far, we have:

Participants:

Beefuncle

Sprigg

data

disparaissant

macca

cryptowen

Kaini

Verticalhold

autopilot

me

  On 12/17/2010 at 1:55 PM, disparaissant said:

single artist, mostly noise and slowed down vacuum cleaners, with the dj basketball track just completely and inexplicably in the middle of it all.

The only thing that bother me with Noise is that it's not as funny to listen to as, say, a data track.

  On 12/17/2010 at 1:55 PM, disparaissant said:

single artist, mostly noise and slowed down vacuum cleaners, with the dj basketball track just completely and inexplicably in the middle of it all.

exactly what i was thinking

here's what we have so far

lets get busy

  On 12/17/2010 at 1:33 PM, Gary C said:

Is there any way to render a file unskippable? So they can't just fast-forward through it and throw together a shitty review.

 

Also, the genre should be classified as Christian Noise and the artist name should be Secure Unity Vow (an anagram of Review You Cunts)

haha,

we're definitly gonna take that into consideration:wink:

  On 12/17/2010 at 1:33 PM, Gary C said:

the artist name should be Secure Unity Vow (an anagram of Review You Cunts)

brilliant.

edit: Vote !

I wonder though, if it's too obviously a joke will the catch on & give it a bad review, knowing that it will make them look more legit?

  On 12/17/2010 at 2:09 PM, Cryptowen said:

I wonder though, if it's too obviously a joke will the catch on & give it a bad review, knowing that it will make them look more legit?

So many records I've heard that I thought were a joke, but were in fact totally serious. With the ammount of shit we get nowadays, it's not so easy to tell.