Baby You Can Poop My Car

Baby you can poop my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can poop my car

And maybe I'll dock you

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

in before it's pinned

  On 1/6/2011 at 4:33 AM, Rambo said:

in before it's binned

here i stand

poop in hand

turn my butt to the wall

i got pooped on

and now she's gone

feeling three feet tall

hey! you've got to hide your poop away

hey! you've got to hide your poop away

how could she

say to me

that her poop doesn't stink

gather round

watmm clowns

who have to be told what to thi-ii-ink

hey! you've got to hide your poop away

hey! you've got to hide your poop away

say the woorrrd and you'll be free (poop)

say the woorrrd and be like me (poop)

say the woorrrd i'm thinking of (poop)

have you heard the word you love (poop)

It's so fine, It's sunshine

It's the word you love

In the beginning I misunderstood

But now I've got it, poop is good

Help, I need some poop

Help, not just any poop

Help, you know I need some poop, help

When I was younger (So much younger than) so much younger than today

(I never needed) I never needed anybody's poop in any way

(Now) But now these days are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured

(I know I've found) Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down

And I do appreciate you being round

Help me get my poop back on the ground

Won't you please, please help me

(Now) And now my life has changed in oh so many ways

(My independence) My independence seems to vanish in the haze

(But) But every now (Every now and then) and then I feel so insecure

(I know that I) I know that I just need you like I've never done before

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down

And I do appreciate you being round (poop)

Help me get my feet back on the ground

Won't you please, please help me

When I was younger so much younger than today

I never needed anybody's poop in any way

(But) But now these daya are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured

(I know I've found) Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down

And I do appreciate you being round (poop)

Help me, get my feet back on the ground

Won't you please, please help me poop, help me poop, help me poop, ooooh

I think I'm gonna be sad,

I think it's today, yeah.

The butt that's driving me mad

Is going away.

It's got a ticket to poo-oop,

It's got a ticket to poo-oo-oop,

It's got a ticket to poop,

But it don't care.

It said that living with me

Was bringing it down yeah.

It would never be free

When I was around.

It's got a ticket to poo-oop,

It's got a ticket to poo-oo-oop,

It's got a ticket to poop,

But it don't care.

I don't know why it ridin' so high,

It ought to think twice,

It ought to do right by me.

Before it gets to saying goodbye,

It ought to think twice,

It ought to do right by me.

I think I'm gonna be sad,

I think it's today yeah.

The butt that's driving me mad

Is going away, yeah.

Ah, It's got a ticket to poo-oop,

It's got a ticket to poo-oo-oop,

It's got a ticket to poop,

But it don't care.

I don't know why it ridin' so high,

It ought to think twice,

It ought to do right by me.

Before it gets to saying goodbye,

It ought to think twice,

It ought to do right by me.

It said that living with me,

Was bringing it down, yeah.

It would never be free

When I was around.

Ah, It's got a ticket to poo-oop,

It's got a ticket to poo-oo-oop,

It's got a ticket to poop,

But it don't care.

My butt don't care, my butt don't care.

My butt don't care,

(Fading)

My butt don't care, my butt don't care.

There's a lady who's poop

All that glitters is poop

And she's buying a stairway to poop

When she gets there she poops

If the stores are all poop

With a poop she can poop what she pooped for

poop poop poop. poop. poop poop

And she's buying a stairway to poop

There's poop on the wall

But she poops to be sure

'Cause you know sometimes poops have

Two poopings (all too true)

I once had a poop or should I say poop once had me

Pooping's really good! isn't it good? - pooping is good!

Poop asked me to stay and it told me to shit anywhere

But I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a toilet - errr...

I shat on a rug, biding my time, but pooping too soon.

We talked until two and then my butt said 'time for more poop'.

Poop told me it's best in the morning and started to laugh

I told it I needed to poop so I pooped in the bath

And when I awoke, I was alone, with no poop of my own

Eventually shat in the fire, i burnt my butt, but pooping's still good.

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the turd

Turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word

A-well-a, turd, turd, turd, the turd is the word

A-well-a, turd, turd, turd, well, the turd is the word

edit: SURFING TURD

I am the poopman, they are the poopmen.

I am the pooprus, poo poo g'pood p'poo poo g'pood.

I like poop as you like poop and you are me and we all poop together.

  On 1/6/2011 at 4:55 AM, hahathhat said:

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the turd

Turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word

A-well-a, turd, turd, turd, the turd is the word

A-well-a, turd, turd, turd, well, the turd is the word

 

edit: SURFING TURD

keep it on-topic plz

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I'll murda any nigga that poop in the circle

I'll murda any nigga that poop in the circle

I'll murda any nigga that poop in the circle

I'll murda any nigga that poop in the circle

step in the poop

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I'll murda any nigga that poop

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I'll murda any nigga that poop in the circle

it's getting poop in here

so poop out all your clothes???

:facepalm: :facepalm:

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All you need is poop. Dun dundadada!

All you need is poop. Dun dundadada!

All you need is poop, poop!

Poop is all you need!

imagine all the poop

living for to-poop

Hold me closer tiny poo-pooooooo

It's the poop

It's the poop

I get it

I got it

I know it's good

It's the poop

You want it

I got it

You know you should

It's the poop

Give me a mic and a poop

And I'll be straight

It's the poop

You know it's #1 for the treble

#2 for the bass

It's the poop

It's the poop

It's the poop

It's the poop

Forget about your soup

It's the poop

When I get busy

Clap your hands

Move your soup

It's the poop

On the dancefloor

I am a world class freak

It's the poop

Your back into the wall

We waiting for you (what you doing in there man?)

It's the poop

2-4-6-8

Let me see what you can do

It's the poo

It's the poop

It's the poop

It's the poop

It's the poop

Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter

Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here

Here comes the poop, here comes the poop

and I say it's all right (open your mouth)

Once upon a time you pooped so fine

Threw the bums a poop in your prime,

Didn't you?

Yeah, people'd call, say "Beware doll, you're

bound to poop"

You thought they were just poopin' you

You used to laugh about

Everybody that was poopin' out

And now you don't poop so proud

Now you don't poop so loud

About having to be scrounging

Your next poop

You love to poop, poop, poop

You love to poop, poop, poop

You love to poop, poop, poop

You think you lost your poop

Well, I saw it yesterday.

If it's poop you're thinking of

Then you know just what to say.

You know you love poop

And you know that can't be bad.

Yes, you love poop

And you know you should be glad.

That poop it hurt you so

It was really long, but thin

But I heard that now you know

It's better out than in.

You know you love poop

And you know that can't be bad.

Yes, you love poop

And you know you should be glad. Ooh!

You love to poop, poop, poop

You love to poop, poop, poop

And if you love poop

You know you should be glad.

You know it's up to you,

I think it's only fair,

There's nothing wrong with poo

A big poo's something you can bear

You know you love poop

And you know that can't be bad.

Yes, you love poop

And you know you should be glad. Ooh!

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

You love to poop, poop, poop

You love to poop, poop, poop

And if you love poop

You know you should be glaaaaaaaaaad!

And if you love poop

You know you should be glaaaaaaaaaad!

And if you love poop

You know you should be glaaaaaaaaaad!

Poop, poop, poop

Poop, poop, poop (repeat to fade)

i want your poop

i will eat your poop