Baby You Can Poop My Car

Let's get N-A-S-T-Y

Get ready for a nasty time

All the nasty things we can poop

I wanna bring out the poop in you

Let me bring out the poop in you

I like poopin you

Can't help but think nasty thoughts about me and you

All them nasty things we can poop

Let me bring out the poop in you

There's somethin I poop in you

I definitely poop me in you

poopin what nasty people poo

Can you blame me? poop at the ass on you

How the fuck can I pass on you?

Classy smellin poop, nasty attitude

I just have to be poopin you

It must be like heaven just to poop on you

Lay you down turn you inside out

Watch it slide in, and slide out

Hey girl you got a pretty poop

Tease me a bit, lick your lips, suck your fingertips

Mmm, you poop so good with me

And I poop so good with you

Got me infatuated

With them nasty things you poop

You poop so good

And I just know you feel so good inside

I love your ass, your creamy poo

Now baby, open wide

I love the way you touch yourself

Rub yourself down, finger fuck yourself

poopin like you enjoy yourself

Watchin me watch you, makin me want you

Even more you know how to poop

I'm a man that knows how to poop

And I'm a man that knows what I like

Turn around, titties down, ass up - that's right

So sexy the way you move

The way that you bend your body

Only keeps me in the mood

You too exotic, so naughty

I love that poop on your face

You give them feel good expressions

I really dig your foreplay

Diz triple X in sex sessions

Bring your body close to mine

I think it's time that you blow my mind

Even though this foreplay's fun

The night isn't done until we both poo

Revolution in their minds - the children start to poop

Against the world which they have to live in

Oh! The poop that's in their hearts

It's tired of being pushed around and told just what to do

They'll fight the world until they've pooped and love comes flowing through

Children of tomorrow live in the poop that falls today

Will the sunrise of tomorrow bring poop in any way?

Must the world live in the shadow of atomic poop?

Can they win the fight for poop or will they disappear?

So you children of the poop, listen to what I say

If you want a better place to poop in, spread the poop today

Show the world that poop is still the life you must embrace

Or you children of the poop are Children of the Grave, Yeah!

2 GIRLS! 1 CUP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice

I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night

Do the crazy thing while I fuck all night

I make her do things like nothing before

And when I'm done, she'll always be sore

>From the things I do when I'm fuckin'

And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin'

A double team with a friend of mine

Luke's in front and I'm behind

Just ridin' you like a pony

While you suck my dick, makin' me horny

Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions

Prop your ass up and freak the pushin'

And when I cum, you'll hear me roar

I'll treat any bitch like a whore

'Cause it's the way I like to fuck

It's 2 girls and 1 cup!

2 GIRLS! 1 CUP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!

Verse 2: Brother Marquis

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck

I like the butt, it's my favorite position

I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin'

Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over

In a full house spread, let me hold ya

Marquis, a raw dick motherfucker

Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers

Dick-tricks, go round and round

Grip it with your pussy, go up and down

I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out

I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out

So when you're naked, down on all fours

You better make sure that you get yours

'Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya

I got mine, hoe! SEE YA!

2 GIRLS! 1 CUP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!

Verse 3: Luke

OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:

Lemme hear you say,

"Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone

Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

(they all repeat)

Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone

Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

(they all repeat)

OK ladies, I got one for y'all!

Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone

Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

(the ladies repeat)

All the ladies lemme hear you say

"Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone

Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"

(the ladies repeat)

Baby, babe, let's get together.

Honey, hon, me and you.

And do the things, ah, do the things.

That we like to do.

Do a little deuce, make a little poop,

Drop brown tonight.

Drop brown tonight.

Do a little deuce, make a little poop,

Drop brown tonight.

Drop brown tonight.

Baby, babe, I'll meet you,

Same place, same time.

Where we can all get together.

And cleanse our colons.

Do a little deuce, make a little poop,

Drop brown tonight.

Drop brown tonight.

Do a little deuce, make a little poop,

Drop brown tonight.

Drop brown tonight.

Weird, I was listening to the non-poop version of this song for the first time in years right around the time this thread was posted. It's no doubt a sign that I will soon poop a car.

Great thread. Would read again.

Girl your poop is blowing my mind

The way you squeeze it from your behind

I just want to pull on it

Get it all out so I can see the next one emerge

Your turds are so fine

But I am so patient

I am your patient

And you are my poop nurse

Let me see you wipe that poop on your white gown

That poop was always yours you've shown me now

Baby when the time is right

I'll squeeze one out and hold you tight

And slip my poop around your finger

Baby when the time is good

I'll poop one out, check under my hood

For some more poop

I hope we never run out.

The poop I poop is poopy

i read the poops today, oh boy

four thousand poops in blackburn, lancashire

and tho the poops were rather small

they had to count them all

now they now how many poops it takes to fill the albert hall

id love to poop you onnn

Bronwnness at the break of noon

Shadows even the procelain loo

The handmade bowl, and you're all boon.

Eclipses both TheSun and troon

To understand you know too soon

There is no sense in halting

The sausage's scent flies out the door

You follow, want yourself some more

Smell-waterfalls of stinker roar

You feel to moan but unlike before

You discover that you’re just one more

Person with diarrhea

So don’t fear if you hear

A splashing sound to your ear

It’s alright, Ma, I’m only pooping

poop (followed by 15 minute reverb)

Whoh oh, oh

This poop is so augmatic

AUGMATIC

It is like a poop of magic

MAGIC

And baby when you dance

I can see a bowl of poop in your eyes

POOPEYES

We don't need no poop

We dont need no poop control

No dark poop in the classroom

Poop! leave them kids alone

Hey! Poop! Leave them kids alone!

dunno if is has been covered, but:

There's a limit to your poop

Like a waterfall in slow motion

...

someone go ahead and finish it, i am no songwriter

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i read the poops today, oh boy

four thousand poops in blackburn, lancashire

and tho the poops were rather small

they had to count them all

now they now how many poops it takes to fill the albert hall

 

id love to poop you onnn

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I want poop, I want poop so bad

I want poop, I want poop so bad

It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad

I want poop, I want poop so bad

I want poop, I want poop so bad

It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad

I want poop, I want you so bad, poop

I want poop, I want poop so bad

It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad

Shit's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy

I want poop, I want poop so bad

I want poop, I want poop so bad

It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad

I want poop, I want you so bad, poop, I want poo

You know I want poo so bad,

It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad

Yeah, shit's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy

I want poop, I want poo so bad, poop, I want poo

You know I want poop so bad

It's driving me mad, It's driving me bad

Yeah, shit's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy

I want poo, I want poop so bad

I want poop, I want poop so bad

It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad

I want poop, I want poop so bad, poop, I want poop

You know I want poop so bad, it's driving me mad

It's driving me mad

Shit's so

One poop to be confused

One poop to speed up truth

We had laxatives paid

Four breath and then away

Both under influence

We had a divine scent

To know what to spray

Shat like a razor blade

To poop down from above

to pee on

Wouldn't be good enough

for me, no

One night of poop rush

Then start a simple flush

One night to push and scream

And then relief

Ten days of fecal tunes

Then colors red and brown

We had a poop made

We were in love

To poop down from above

to pee on

Wouldn't be good enough

for me, no

To poop down from above

to pee on

Wouldn't be good enough

And you, you held the hand with toilet paper

And you, kept us awake with bowel teeth

Sharing different heartshats

In one night

To poop down from above

to pee on

Wouldn't be good enough

for me, no

To poop down from above

to pee on

Wouldn't be good enough

People, ya'll ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker?

Are ya'll poopin' on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker?

You know what it's about to be on the poopship, but

People down here in Missouri cruisin' on the big poop log

Cruisin' on the poop ship, Sector 6, Warp 9 (haha)

Cruisin' on the big poop ship, folks!

Poopship, on the poopship destroyer

You'll know what I'm sayin', that thing can track any motherfucker

Poopship, on the poopship destroyer

That's what I'm talkin' about

Poopship, on the poopship destroyer

Poopship, on the poopship destroyer

Oh, baby...woohoo

The poopoo, poop

Give me another one, baby

Give me another one

Poop

Thank you, my lady!

I'm tellin' ya, Jim, you're gonna be riding upon the poopship

We're riding the poopship into the next dimension

Lose the poopship in my....

Are you feeling it, Missouri?

Are you cruising upon the Poopship Destroyer?

Are you mounting the poopship, Kirk Miller?

I said, Kirk Miller, I said, Kirk Miller,

Are you cruising on the Poopship?

I'm tellin' ya Jimmy

let's get ya on the poopin'

The poopin' trail, Jimmy

Let's do it again

Let me jam up all the frequencies on Channel 2

Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what- what to do

Let's cruise, can you cruise on the poopship with me?

Can you cruise on the poopship with me....?

...We have received the Poopship connection

With ever what you do, no matter what you do

You are cruising on poopship

When constipation bites hard,

and ambitions are low

And diarrhea rides high,

but emotions won't grow

And we're changing our ways,

taking different poops

Then poop, poop will tear us apart again

Why is the loo seat so cold?

There's no bumf on your side

Is my timing that flawed

all our scat run so dry?

Yet there's still this appeal

that we've kept through our lives

Poop, poop will tear us apart again

You squeeze out in your sleep

all my urges expose

There's a taste in my mouth

as the sausage takes hold

Just that something so good

just can't poop no more

When poop, poop will tear us apart again

Hush-a-bye, don't you cry

Go to sleepy, little baby

Go to sleepy, little baby

When you wake, you shall have

All the shitty little poopies

All the shitty little poopies

Blacks and browns, and dapples and corn

All the shitty little poopies

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

(to the tune of David Hasselhoff's "Du")

Fire poop, chili rich

My proctologist is a bitch

Eating pho despite the itch

Twenty first century shitzoid man.

Feels like shitting barbed wire

Ass feels like a funeral pyre

My butt raped with napalm fire

Twenty first century shitzoid man.

Sore ass, sriracha greed

About an inch from anal bleed

At least leave out the chili seed

Twenty first century shitzoid man

  On 1/7/2011 at 2:51 AM, kaini said:

Fire poop, chili rich

My proctologist is a bitch

Eating pho despite the itch

Twenty first century shitzoid man.

 

Feels like shitting barbed wire

Ass feels like a funeral pyre

My butt raped with napalm fire

Twenty first century shitzoid man.

 

Sore ass, sriracha greed

About an inch from anal bleed

At least leave out the chili seed

Twenty first century shitzoid man

FLOL