Why I'm proud to be an American

Despite all of our faults, you have to admire the passion of the average American. Unlike gay ass brits, who temper their enthusiasm for the sake of appearing stoic and composed, Americans unabashedly display even their strongest feelings like a seasonal window display. When we hate something, we take to the streets (internet). When we fear something, we develop color coded indices to gage the appropriate level of hysteria. When we don't understand something, we scream and yell about it anyway as if we were experts on the subject.

Nobody loves like an American. When we love something, our fervor reaches its most extreme, with capillaries bursting, vocal chords straining, and bumper stickers bedazzling. We go so far as to adorn our own bodies with the objects of our passion, and no subject is too trivial or mundane.

May God bless you America and all of the fucking nutbags that call you home.

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snooki is writing a book at the moment.

*curls up into a ball and weeps for humanity*

when I saw the author I was expecting something gay...but I wholeheartedly agree. I think America's giddy, retarded enthusiasm is its most novel export. If you think the Brits are bad, how about the French? Jesus...(Babar excepted, if he is indeed French). I have to interact with a lot of European businessmen and many of them are chilly as fuck...

  On 1/7/2011 at 2:20 AM, lumpenprol said:

when I saw the author I was expecting something gay...but I wholeheartedly agree. I think America's giddy, retarded enthusiasm is its most novel export. If you think the Brits are bad, how about the French? Jesus...(Babar excepted, if he is indeed French). I have to interact with a lot of European businessmen and many of them are chilly as fuck...

this is very true. in a universe where getting even the slightest bit of a reaction out of a jaded european is an accomplishment of sorts, america's idiot and unabashed excitement and glee over things is still refreshing - even when the things they're getting excited over are totally shit.

broad brushstrokes, people. don't kill me.

I'm proud to be from America cuz its the only place besides Mongolia where people have found the bones of a T Rex. :sup:

Situationist International says you be wrong. I could go on an list the historical passions of the French, but I can be arsed, so i'll go recent.

  On 1/7/2011 at 2:30 AM, luke viia said:

I'm proud to be from America cuz its the only place besides Mongolia where people have found the bones of Native Americans. :sup:

lol

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hey dumbasses people died for our freedoms okay?

we're the only nation in the world that has the Constitution

that lets us do whatever we want and live the american dream

just like our fourfathers intended.. so you american

hating euroshits can fuck off!!!

oh and god bless

Except that corporations and our overly litigious society have basically wrecked most of that "freedom". Ironic that when I first came to China I felt so much freer than in the US...of course that is changing rapidly, sad to say...

I am proud to be an American thats not American.

  On 1/7/2011 at 3:55 AM, fiznuthian said:

hey dumbasses people died for our freedoms okay?

we're the only nation in the world that has the Constitution

that lets us do whatever we want and live the american dream

just like our fourfathers intended.. so you american

hating euroshits can fuck off!!!

 

oh and god bless

yeah but you have shitty music over there

  On 1/7/2011 at 2:34 AM, Dirty Protest said:

Situationist International says you be wrong. I could go on an list the historical passions of the French, but I can be arsed, so i'll go recent.

Yeah, the French seem to riot constantly.

FUCK YOU AMERICAN BASTARD AMERICANS

  On 1/7/2011 at 4:12 AM, oscillik said:

  On 1/7/2011 at 3:55 AM, fiznuthian said:

hey dumbasses people died for our freedoms okay?

we're the only nation in the world that has the Constitution

that lets us do whatever we want and live the american dream

just like our fourfathers intended.. so you american

hating euroshits can fuck off!!!

 

oh and god bless

yeah but you have shitty music over there

seeing as you're such a nitpicking cunt, i'm amazed you overlooked the fact that americans kinda invented techno in that thurr post.

JAPAN IS FUCKING AMERICAN YOU FREAKS FUCKING BRITISH QUEEN SHIT

  On 1/7/2011 at 4:18 AM, kaini said:

  On 1/7/2011 at 4:12 AM, oscillik said:

  On 1/7/2011 at 3:55 AM, fiznuthian said:

hey dumbasses people died for our freedoms okay?

we're the only nation in the world that has the Constitution

that lets us do whatever we want and live the american dream

just like our fourfathers intended.. so you american

hating euroshits can fuck off!!!

 

oh and god bless

yeah but you have shitty music over there

 

seeing as you're such a nitpicking cunt, i'm amazed you overlooked the fact that americans kinda invented techno in that thurr post.

and thus you have stumbled upon the fact that my post was not meant to be taken seriously.

<3 Drexciya

well, i was being satirical with that but i agree with you.

americans that spout that garbage get on my nerves..

we kindof all live sheltered lives that keep us from the

anguish that most of the poorer world endures to survive..

gives people the sense of "being free" but even still we're really not.

unless we're talking urban police, most police forces just ram dumbfuck

laws down citizen's throats and punish people arbitrarily to meet quotas.

and good point, corporations do control most of our lives.

and yet they tend to stomp on human rights, the environment, safety laws, etc

without any conscience just to make profits.

and there's billboards everywhere you drive suggesting what to spend money on,

almost always something i don't need like mcdonalds, jewelry, or greedy TV lawyers.

but i dunno.. does seem like whining to nitpick,

least i'm not starving or suffering all that much..

as a middle class american i enjoy the internet,

electronics, a decent car, decent home, good food, whatever.

I just wake up everyday and thank God I'm not Canadian.

I'd give up the right to decent healthcare anyday so that I could be the citizen of a country that actually matters. :sup:

  On 1/7/2011 at 5:34 AM, Al Hounos said:

I just wake up everyday and thank God I'm not Canadian.

 

I'd give up the right to decent healthcare anyday so that I could be the citizen of a country that actually matters. :sup:

Hey now..canadia is awesome.

Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, that chick that sang "sk8r boi", Bryan Adams....they fucking matter ok!

I'm proud to be an American, 'cause at least I know I'm free.

  On 1/7/2011 at 8:48 AM, wahrk said:

I'm proud to be an American, 'cause at least I know I'm free.

 

 

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America sucks a ginormous fat cock.

 

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT!

i had a whole two page rant written up but i think this will suffice

we had so much potential...

  On 1/7/2011 at 9:57 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

we had so much potential...

lol when?

  On 1/7/2011 at 2:01 AM, LOL Alzado said:

When we fear something, we develop color coded indices to gage the appropriate level of hysteria.

How very clever of you.