Alzado Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Despite all of our faults, you have to admire the passion of the average American. Unlike gay ass brits, who temper their enthusiasm for the sake of appearing stoic and composed, Americans unabashedly display even their strongest feelings like a seasonal window display. When we hate something, we take to the streets (internet). When we fear something, we develop color coded indices to gage the appropriate level of hysteria. When we don't understand something, we scream and yell about it anyway as if we were experts on the subject. Nobody loves like an American. When we love something, our fervor reaches its most extreme, with capillaries bursting, vocal chords straining, and bumper stickers bedazzling. We go so far as to adorn our own bodies with the objects of our passion, and no subject is too trivial or mundane. May God bless you America and all of the fucking nutbags that call you home. [youtubehd]b-rMbqZbgew[/youtubehd] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 snooki is writing a book at the moment. *curls up into a ball and weeps for humanity* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 when I saw the author I was expecting something gay...but I wholeheartedly agree. I think America's giddy, retarded enthusiasm is its most novel export. If you think the Brits are bad, how about the French? Jesus...(Babar excepted, if he is indeed French). I have to interact with a lot of European businessmen and many of them are chilly as fuck... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) On 1/7/2011 at 2:20 AM, lumpenprol said: when I saw the author I was expecting something gay...but I wholeheartedly agree. I think America's giddy, retarded enthusiasm is its most novel export. If you think the Brits are bad, how about the French? Jesus...(Babar excepted, if he is indeed French). I have to interact with a lot of European businessmen and many of them are chilly as fuck... this is very true. in a universe where getting even the slightest bit of a reaction out of a jaded european is an accomplishment of sorts, america's idiot and unabashed excitement and glee over things is still refreshing - even when the things they're getting excited over are totally shit. broad brushstrokes, people. don't kill me. Edited January 7, 2011 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I'm proud to be from America cuz its the only place besides Mongolia where people have found the bones of a T Rex. :sup: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Situationist International says you be wrong. I could go on an list the historical passions of the French, but I can be arsed, so i'll go recent. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 On 1/7/2011 at 2:30 AM, luke viia said: I'm proud to be from America cuz its the only place besides Mongolia where people have found the bones of Native Americans. :sup: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 lol ? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490654 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) hey dumbasses people died for our freedoms okay? we're the only nation in the world that has the Constitution that lets us do whatever we want and live the american dream just like our fourfathers intended.. so you american hating euroshits can fuck off!!! oh and god bless Edited January 7, 2011 by fiznuthian Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) Except that corporations and our overly litigious society have basically wrecked most of that "freedom". Ironic that when I first came to China I felt so much freer than in the US...of course that is changing rapidly, sad to say... Edited January 7, 2011 by lumpenprol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I am proud to be an American thats not American. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490682 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 On 1/7/2011 at 3:55 AM, fiznuthian said: hey dumbasses people died for our freedoms okay? we're the only nation in the world that has the Constitution that lets us do whatever we want and live the american dream just like our fourfathers intended.. so you american hating euroshits can fuck off!!! oh and god bless yeah but you have shitty music over there Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 On 1/7/2011 at 2:34 AM, Dirty Protest said: Situationist International says you be wrong. I could go on an list the historical passions of the French, but I can be arsed, so i'll go recent. Yeah, the French seem to riot constantly. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 FUCK YOU AMERICAN BASTARD AMERICANS Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 On 1/7/2011 at 4:12 AM, oscillik said: On 1/7/2011 at 3:55 AM, fiznuthian said: hey dumbasses people died for our freedoms okay? we're the only nation in the world that has the Constitution that lets us do whatever we want and live the american dream just like our fourfathers intended.. so you american hating euroshits can fuck off!!! oh and god bless yeah but you have shitty music over there seeing as you're such a nitpicking cunt, i'm amazed you overlooked the fact that americans kinda invented techno in that thurr post. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 JAPAN IS FUCKING AMERICAN YOU FREAKS FUCKING BRITISH QUEEN SHIT Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 On 1/7/2011 at 4:18 AM, kaini said: On 1/7/2011 at 4:12 AM, oscillik said: On 1/7/2011 at 3:55 AM, fiznuthian said: hey dumbasses people died for our freedoms okay? we're the only nation in the world that has the Constitution that lets us do whatever we want and live the american dream just like our fourfathers intended.. so you american hating euroshits can fuck off!!! oh and god bless yeah but you have shitty music over there seeing as you're such a nitpicking cunt, i'm amazed you overlooked the fact that americans kinda invented techno in that thurr post. and thus you have stumbled upon the fact that my post was not meant to be taken seriously. <3 Drexciya Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 well, i was being satirical with that but i agree with you. americans that spout that garbage get on my nerves.. we kindof all live sheltered lives that keep us from the anguish that most of the poorer world endures to survive.. gives people the sense of "being free" but even still we're really not. unless we're talking urban police, most police forces just ram dumbfuck laws down citizen's throats and punish people arbitrarily to meet quotas. and good point, corporations do control most of our lives. and yet they tend to stomp on human rights, the environment, safety laws, etc without any conscience just to make profits. and there's billboards everywhere you drive suggesting what to spend money on, almost always something i don't need like mcdonalds, jewelry, or greedy TV lawyers. but i dunno.. does seem like whining to nitpick, least i'm not starving or suffering all that much.. as a middle class american i enjoy the internet, electronics, a decent car, decent home, good food, whatever. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I just wake up everyday and thank God I'm not Canadian. I'd give up the right to decent healthcare anyday so that I could be the citizen of a country that actually matters. :sup: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 On 1/7/2011 at 5:34 AM, Al Hounos said: I just wake up everyday and thank God I'm not Canadian. I'd give up the right to decent healthcare anyday so that I could be the citizen of a country that actually matters. :sup: Hey now..canadia is awesome. Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, that chick that sang "sk8r boi", Bryan Adams....they fucking matter ok! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I'm proud to be an American, 'cause at least I know I'm free. Reveal hidden contents America sucks a ginormous fat cock. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide wahrk's signature Hide all signatures website soundcloud facebook patreonnew wahrk music threadKarakasa Music Aleph9 DEFUNKT TX Chip Quote abusivegeorge | WAHRK STRANGENESS AND CHARM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 On 1/7/2011 at 8:48 AM, wahrk said: I'm proud to be an American, 'cause at least I know I'm free. Reveal hidden contents America sucks a ginormous fat cock. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 i had a whole two page rant written up but i think this will suffice we had so much potential... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490801 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 On 1/7/2011 at 9:57 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: we had so much potential... lol when? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 On 1/7/2011 at 2:01 AM, LOL Alzado said: When we fear something, we develop color coded indices to gage the appropriate level of hysteria. How very clever of you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62764-why-im-proud-to-be-an-american/#findComment-1490830 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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