Keanu Reeves Is Jesus

Kinda funny for sure.

lolz

that bitch behind him looks mad concerned yo

OMG

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOAH

  On 1/11/2011 at 11:15 PM, Cryptowen said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEubt6HpGhs

believe

LOL

I

Believe!

He doesn't look suspiciously young for his age if you ask me.

i think its diet really.. he probably eats a rock-solid diet and has been for a long time..

i know a girl whose 50 something year old mom looks like she just hit her mid-late 20s..

she's been eating raw food, weird herbs, and doing yoga for years now and her age is kindof going backwards.

god, what a beautiful woman she is.

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:39 AM, fiznuthian said:

i think its diet really.. he probably eats a rock-solid diet and has been for a long time..i know a girl whose 50 something year old mom looks like she just hit her mid-late 20s..she's been eating raw food, weird herbs, and doing yoga for years now and her age is kindof going backwards.god, what a beautiful woman she is.

pics

truth

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:44 AM, futuregirlfriend said:

 

pics

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:44 AM, futuregirlfriend said:

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:39 AM, fiznuthian said:

i think its diet really.. he probably eats a rock-solid diet and has been for a long time..i know a girl whose 50 something year old mom looks like she just hit her mid-late 20s..she's been eating raw food, weird herbs, and doing yoga for years now and her age is kindof going backwards.god, what a beautiful woman she is.

 

pics

this is all you get, there's really only 3 i could even find on the internets..

shitty photo i know but trust me when she walks into a room people fucking notice.

she spends her entire daily life doing yoga, exploring her body and her mind, etc..

she has a presence like she sees extremely deep into your soul and you don't have any way of stopping her.

i was tripping on acid in her house one night and it was a pleasant experience but i had this overwhelming sense

that she knew much more about myself than i did.. it's almost creepy.

nonetheless, DROP. DEAD. GORGEOUS.

and a walking testament to the power of disciplined dietary choices.

She looks like she has a musty odour

Indeed

  On 1/11/2011 at 11:33 PM, BCM said:

What the fuck.

  On 1/12/2011 at 1:02 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

She looks like she has a musty odour

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:50 AM, fiznuthian said:

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:44 AM, futuregirlfriend said:

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:39 AM, fiznuthian said:

i think its diet really.. he probably eats a rock-solid diet and has been for a long time..i know a girl whose 50 something year old mom looks like she just hit her mid-late 20s..she's been eating raw food, weird herbs, and doing yoga for years now and her age is kindof going backwards.god, what a beautiful woman she is.

 

pics

 

this is all you get, there's really only 3 i could even find on the internets..

shitty photo i know but trust me when she walks into a room people fucking notice.

she spends her entire daily life doing yoga, exploring her body and her mind, etc..

she has a presence like she sees extremely deep into your soul and you don't have any way of stopping her.

i was tripping on acid in her house one night and it was a pleasant experience but i had this overwhelming sense

that she knew much more about myself than i did.. it's almost creepy.

 

nonetheless, DROP. DEAD. GORGEOUS.

and a walking testament to the power of disciplined dietary choices.

 

yeah but she hasn't done anything other than do yoga and believe she's deep right?

then what does this make nicolas cage

  On 1/12/2011 at 2:17 AM, dr lopez said:

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:50 AM, fiznuthian said:

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:44 AM, futuregirlfriend said:

  On 1/12/2011 at 12:39 AM, fiznuthian said:

i think its diet really.. he probably eats a rock-solid diet and has been for a long time..i know a girl whose 50 something year old mom looks like she just hit her mid-late 20s..she's been eating raw food, weird herbs, and doing yoga for years now and her age is kindof going backwards.god, what a beautiful woman she is.

 

pics

 

this is all you get, there's really only 3 i could even find on the internets..

shitty photo i know but trust me when she walks into a room people fucking notice.

she spends her entire daily life doing yoga, exploring her body and her mind, etc..

she has a presence like she sees extremely deep into your soul and you don't have any way of stopping her.

i was tripping on acid in her house one night and it was a pleasant experience but i had this overwhelming sense

that she knew much more about myself than i did.. it's almost creepy.

 

nonetheless, DROP. DEAD. GORGEOUS.

and a walking testament to the power of disciplined dietary choices.

 

yeah but she hasn't done anything other than do yoga and believe she's deep right?

well i don't mean to continue to derail the thread

but she runs a retreat and spends every waking day helping people become comfortable with themselves, their bodies, and their lives.

kind of on the mega-spiritual side of things which i shy away from, but she takes her study extremely seriously

and has helped a significant number of people work past trauma in their lives.. i'm talking hundreds of people.

there's literally a giant following of people that feel she has saved them from their own demise.. kind of weird and at first i thought it was cultish, but its really that she spends so much time developing interpersonal relationships with anyone and everyone who visits her home. an altruist if i've ever met one.

she is easily the most compassionate individual i have ever met, and that is not an understatement.

what have you done, huh?

well back on topic.. keanu and nic cage should probably enroll in many of the aging studies being conducted.

either that or we're all being fooled by photoshop..

there's a growing number of scientists devoting most of their work towards the reversal of aging symptoms.. i saw a BBC documentary or two following some of them in their search, notably the scientists investigating telomeres.

nic cage is without a doubt the telomere master.