Who is the COOLEST person ever

Actually, i think my grandmother is the coolest person. She's about 5 feet tall and weighs about 100lbs, but has in her time backed down men more than double her size with nothing but her skinning knife. She was a prolific hunter, and planted an enormous garden every year. She went gem digging for vacations, shucked oysters professionally, and did it all with a smile. She's always told me things like, "it's just hair, it will grow back" concerning anything i did to it. And on the topic of men "it is better to be an old mans sweet heart than a young mans slave". Plus she has the best swears. Once we were clearing snow from the drive way and some jerk sped past us and doused us with freezing cold sleet from the street. She stood up, shook her fist at the truck and screamed "cocksucker! a thousand times cocksucker!". She is the best and i adore her, she's really, really cool.

yes! Henry Miller!

and Hunter s Thompson

  On 3/2/2012 at 12:29 AM, moonchild said:

She's about 5 feet tall and weighs about 100lbs, but has in her time backed down men more than double her size with nothing but her skinning knife. She was a prolific hunter,

lol, a thousand times cocksucker!

nah blud

screech

As cool as cool can be.

cool is not cool

Before

In-between

After

  On 3/2/2012 at 11:28 PM, disparaissant said:

I say

Sup

  On 3/3/2012 at 12:44 PM, ex-voto said:

He looks a little rough in that photo - like he's lost too much weight or something.

I'm planning to see him DJ this spring - in Detroit!

oh yeah

also carl craig is a fucking dappa

  On 3/3/2012 at 6:17 PM, scones to die for said:

  On 3/3/2012 at 12:44 PM, ex-voto said:

He looks a little rough in that photo - like he's lost too much weight or something.

 

I'm planning to see him DJ this spring - in Detroit!

Fair enough, but wow that deepness in those eyes.

Jello Biafra

Edit: +1 for Mr. Natural.

SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN

Ron Swanson

Probably young Harmony Korine

HK is a badass

but not as badass as Dr.Gene Ray