keltoi Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedy Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 On 2/1/2011 at 2:43 PM, keltoi said: i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage. Fantastisch sent from my scrotum using ballmassage Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures asdf Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beeb21 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 keep in mind that germany is not bavaria. girls' vaginas in hamburg for example smell like fish because hamburg is a port city. ...okay, bad example. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 On 2/1/2011 at 2:43 PM, keltoi said: i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage. i once shagged a scottish girl. her vagina smelled like haggis. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beeb21 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) i once shagged a chinese girl. her vagina smelled like rice Edited February 1, 2011 by beeb21 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 On 2/1/2011 at 4:49 PM, panz0r said: On 2/1/2011 at 2:43 PM, keltoi said: i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage. i once shagged a scottish girl. her vagina smelled like haggis. i once shagged an aids ridden mentalist... oh no that was you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 On 2/1/2011 at 2:43 PM, keltoi said: i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage. she was a frankfurter Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 no aids hun, not even minor stds. and it was fun. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 fair do's babe. you lied about shagging a scottish girl though. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 I once shagged a haggis, it smelled like freedom. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507584 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 so how is the weed? how intense is the "idm: thing> ? i thought berlin was all about 4 on the floor-hard in every subdivision of dance music... how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 On 2/1/2011 at 6:13 PM, yikes said: how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job? Can you speak Turkish? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glasse Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 I think they all listen to KMFDM and watch Run Lola Run over and over again. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507617 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 I'll be there in about a year too, see you there! Though I'm probably going to be in Grimma or Stuttgart. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1507679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 On 2/1/2011 at 6:18 PM, glasse said: I think they all listen to KMFDM and watch Run Lola Run over and over again. At least I'll fit in. On 2/1/2011 at 7:36 PM, Yegg said: I'll be there in about a year too, see you there! Though I'm probably going to be in Grimma or Stuttgart. Stop following me! Reveal hidden contents j/k Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1508717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 On 2/1/2011 at 6:17 PM, EDGEY said: On 2/1/2011 at 6:13 PM, yikes said: how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job? Can you speak Turkish? He isnt kidding, you have more of a chance getting a job speaking Turkish than speaking German. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1508719 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beeb21 Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Quote He isnt kidding, you have more of a chance getting a job speaking Turkish than speaking German. Nah, that's an exaggeration. most jobs you could get if you speak turkish also require you being turkish. But there's a lot of jobs you can get only speakin english. If you want to make money, the best combination of languages is german and english, i guess. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1508830 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 On 2/3/2011 at 5:29 AM, chassis said: On 2/1/2011 at 6:17 PM, EDGEY said: On 2/1/2011 at 6:13 PM, yikes said: how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job? Can you speak Turkish? He isnt kidding, you have more of a chance getting a job speaking Turkish than speaking German. Seems they're not too keen on outsiders lately... http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/10/16/us-germany-merkel-immigration-idUSTRE69F1K320101016 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1509289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Germany, like all Europe (except Bradford, Scunthorpe, Hull) is absolute heaven Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1509294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eichel Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 On 2/4/2011 at 12:12 AM, EDGEY said: Seems they're not too keen on outsiders lately... its a bit more complicated than that. germany has pros and cons, like every country. and different kinds of people. stuttgart is boring btw, berlin is better. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1509323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sysyphus Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 On 2/1/2011 at 6:18 PM, glasse said: I think they all listen to KMFDM and watch Run Lola Run over and over again. this Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sysyphus's signature Hide all signatures publius enigma Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1509342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 On 2/4/2011 at 12:12 AM, EDGEY said: On 2/3/2011 at 5:29 AM, chassis said: On 2/1/2011 at 6:17 PM, EDGEY said: On 2/1/2011 at 6:13 PM, yikes said: how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job? Can you speak Turkish? He isnt kidding, you have more of a chance getting a job speaking Turkish than speaking German. Seems they're not too keen on outsiders lately... http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/10/16/us-germany-merkel-immigration-idUSTRE69F1K320101016 It's a good thing I'm not Muslim. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1509446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 On 2/4/2011 at 12:18 AM, ezkerraldean said: Germany, like all Europe (except Bradford, Scunthorpe, Hull) is absolute heaven why heaven? Explain your heavenly stance Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1509459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beeb21 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Quote When I was in Berlin, the only time my friends said we should "watch it" regarding sketchy areas was in reference to Turkish areas. I don't think they were being racist or whatever. It was just a fact at the time. That was 12 years ago so I have no idea how things have changed in the meantime. I guess you're referring to berlin-kreuzberg. If so, nothing's changed. Every metropolis needs a ghetto. On Merkels statement: i actually like the funny owl lady but multiculturalism has not failed at all. It improved our culture. All the implicated problems cannot be solved in 60 years. I don't know why our government seems to think so. maybe we just need another turkish player in our football team. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1509604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 (edited) On 2/4/2011 at 11:37 AM, beeb21 said: It improved our culture. yes, if you exclude the turks and arabs. all we got from these people were kebaps, shisha-cafes and a higher crime-rate. hooray! Edited February 4, 2011 by panz0r Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63432-tell-me-about-germany/page/2/#findComment-1509831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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