Tell me about Germany

i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage.

  On 2/1/2011 at 2:43 PM, keltoi said:

i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage.

Fantastisch

sent from my scrotum using ballmassage

keep in mind that germany is not bavaria. girls' vaginas in hamburg for example smell like fish because hamburg is a port city. ...okay, bad example.

  On 2/1/2011 at 2:43 PM, keltoi said:

i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage.

i once shagged a scottish girl. her vagina smelled like haggis.

i once shagged a chinese girl. her vagina smelled like rice

  On 2/1/2011 at 4:49 PM, panz0r said:

  On 2/1/2011 at 2:43 PM, keltoi said:

i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage.

 

i once shagged a scottish girl. her vagina smelled like haggis.

i once shagged an aids ridden mentalist... oh no that was you.

  On 2/1/2011 at 2:43 PM, keltoi said:

i once shagged a german girl. her vagina smelled like smoked sausage.

she was a frankfurter

no aids hun, not even minor stds. and it was fun.

fair do's babe.

you lied about shagging a scottish girl though.

I once shagged a haggis, it smelled like freedom.

so how is the weed?

how intense is the "idm: thing>

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i thought berlin was all about 4 on the floor-hard in every subdivision of dance music...

how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job?

  On 2/1/2011 at 6:13 PM, yikes said:

how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job?

Can you speak Turkish?

I think they all listen to KMFDM and watch Run Lola Run over and over again.

I'll be there in about a year too, see you there!

Though I'm probably going to be in Grimma or Stuttgart.

  On 2/1/2011 at 6:18 PM, glasse said:

I think they all listen to KMFDM and watch Run Lola Run over and over again.

At least I'll fit in.

  On 2/1/2011 at 7:36 PM, Yegg said:

I'll be there in about a year too, see you there!

 

Though I'm probably going to be in Grimma or Stuttgart.

Stop following me!

  On 2/1/2011 at 6:17 PM, EDGEY said:

  On 2/1/2011 at 6:13 PM, yikes said:

how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job?

Can you speak Turkish?

He isnt kidding, you have more of a chance getting a job speaking Turkish than speaking German.

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He isnt kidding, you have more of a chance getting a job speaking Turkish than speaking German.

Nah, that's an exaggeration. most jobs you could get if you speak turkish also require you being turkish.

But there's a lot of jobs you can get only speakin english. If you want to make money, the best combination of languages is german and english, i guess.

  On 2/3/2011 at 5:29 AM, chassis said:

  On 2/1/2011 at 6:17 PM, EDGEY said:

  On 2/1/2011 at 6:13 PM, yikes said:

how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job?

Can you speak Turkish?

 

He isnt kidding, you have more of a chance getting a job speaking Turkish than speaking German.

Seems they're not too keen on outsiders lately...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/10/16/us-germany-merkel-immigration-idUSTRE69F1K320101016

Germany, like all Europe (except Bradford, Scunthorpe, Hull) is absolute heaven

  On 2/4/2011 at 12:12 AM, EDGEY said:

Seems they're not too keen on outsiders lately...

its a bit more complicated than that.

germany has pros and cons, like every country. and different kinds of people.

stuttgart is boring btw, berlin is better.

  On 2/1/2011 at 6:18 PM, glasse said:

I think they all listen to KMFDM and watch Run Lola Run over and over again.

this

  On 2/4/2011 at 12:12 AM, EDGEY said:

  On 2/3/2011 at 5:29 AM, chassis said:

  On 2/1/2011 at 6:17 PM, EDGEY said:

  On 2/1/2011 at 6:13 PM, yikes said:

how hard is it to be an illegal alien who does not speak german/have real working papers …….. to get any kind of job?

Can you speak Turkish?

 

He isnt kidding, you have more of a chance getting a job speaking Turkish than speaking German.

Seems they're not too keen on outsiders lately...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/10/16/us-germany-merkel-immigration-idUSTRE69F1K320101016

It's a good thing I'm not Muslim.

  On 2/4/2011 at 12:18 AM, ezkerraldean said:

Germany, like all Europe (except Bradford, Scunthorpe, Hull) is absolute heaven

why heaven? Explain your heavenly stance

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When I was in Berlin, the only time my friends said we should "watch it" regarding sketchy areas was in reference to Turkish areas. I don't think they were being racist or whatever. It was just a fact at the time. That was 12 years ago so I have no idea how things have changed in the meantime.

I guess you're referring to berlin-kreuzberg. If so, nothing's changed. Every metropolis needs a ghetto.

On Merkels statement: i actually like the funny owl lady but multiculturalism has not failed at all. It improved our culture.

All the implicated problems cannot be solved in 60 years. I don't know why our government seems to think so.

maybe we just need another turkish player in our football team.

  On 2/4/2011 at 11:37 AM, beeb21 said:

It improved our culture.

yes, if you exclude the turks and arabs. all we got from these people were kebaps, shisha-cafes and a higher crime-rate. hooray!