it happened again

  On 2/11/2011 at 2:30 PM, ET said:

although i mostly agree with what you said, how is walking home from the bar a heinous activity? i had no choice at that point. i mean, once im drunk, what im i left to do but walk in the direction of my home? am i supposed to call the cab company because the police would prefer it? am i supposed to cuddle up in a cardboard box in the back alley because i am afraid of the police arresting me for consuming a substance that is sold legally? seriously what am i to do? just be sober and not even drink at all? would they not have won completely then?

yea, i agree.. it's like entrapment in a lot of ways.. like when they sit in their cars waiting for people to drive away.

you must shit talk them or stagger about with excrement and sick in your eyes.

or maybe i can jump at them! then theyll give me a nice comfy place to live for the rest of my life

hey policeman, if youre spying on me right now, fuck you and your wife! come and fight me without your uniform and weapon, and well see whos tough

they must see you and be like there's that little drunken wierdo faggot, let's fuck with him. can't blame them really.

Too true man, although it's something i've always been privvy to, consciously or sub, it never ceases to flabbergast me: How uniforms and general uniformitarian doctrines are able to transform ordinary humans into armies of soulless nazilike clubs. I say clubs cause that's all they really are. Glorified clubs of systemized soul suckance.

A good example herof would be the dark side of the cops. Redundant annoying laws carried out by cops who by default must carry these laws out without the slightest consideration or thought for what they're doin.

On a different level, the shiny coloured devout followers of crap culture, who adhere to the rules of the norm and are by large scale marketing, sloganning creating life style armies who find anything slighlty weird or non quotable as some researched fact totally abhorrant.

if you were really doing nothing illegal, then you know you have the right to challenge their actions in court.

if you were doing something illegal, however, then you're not telling us the full story, and consequently, your story is at best a half truth. normally, the end result of that sort of lie is "who cares? he was drunk" but you're always on such a moral crusade that any act of deceit on your part is greatly amplified as a signal to the rest of our bullshit meters.

so what were their official charges / reasons for stopping you and driving you home?

anyway you know i like you but you really gotta learn how to properly deal with and subvert authority when it disagrees with you. it's not that complicated.

  On 2/11/2011 at 2:53 PM, luke viia said:

if you were doing something illegal, however, then you're not telling us the full story, and consequently, your story is at best a half truth.

Was just in a lift pondering this thread and thinking exactly that.....

i don't mean to panic you ET, but have you considered that you might be a victim of gangstalking?

http://gangstalkingworld.com/

Here's my take on the story: ET was so drunk that he could hardly walk and wearing next to nothing in the midst of freezing winter, the police offered him a free ride home, when he couldn't find the keys the kind policeman helped him get in so he wouldn't have to spend the night outdoors.

hah, lol

in America you're supposed to drive everywhere, didn't you know? Your lack of automotive transport clearly marks you out as a terrorist.

if what you're saying is actually true ET, then it's quite likely you are now "known" to the local police and they will stop you at every given opportunity. used to happen to me and my mates when we lived in Market Deeping (years ago now) - they used to pull us over all the time, breathalize us, search us etc - all because they thought we were up to something - we used to hang around in the local supermarket cark park in our cars, smoking weed. funnily enough they never approached us directly whilst in said car park, but used to often slow-drive past us and occasionally flash a torch in our direction. anyway, they must have taken all our cars' number plate details and recommended we be stopped if seen late at night etc as they considered us dodgy. they never arrested any of us or caught anyone drink driving or anything though, think they just used to like pissing us off...

so yeah, you're going to have to either get radical plastic surgery or move towns.

if you have an erection the police will leave you alone, i know this for a fact

upon further inspection, it appears that they took my drivers license card away

i need that thing to take my gal out on valentines day in 3 days

shit just got serious

oh wait here it is...thank god

still...

ok i wrote a note saying sorry, and i just heard my naybor leave and must have grabbed the note. wish me luck

ET takes his gal out...

she is kind of dreamy

lol

i see nowhere to insert his penis

the police took his penis away

  On 2/11/2011 at 3:12 PM, BCM said:

Market Deeping

deeping massive.

but yeah, one of our deeping bros was harrassed pretty constantly by the local police after being pulled over and breathalysed once (he passed). i guess small-town police have nothing better to do.

exactly.

deeping boyz!

  On 2/11/2011 at 3:33 PM, ET said:

credibility!

it does suck to be arrested for public intoxication, i've had it happen myself (when i was living in a small town).

I WANT TO BE A FASCIST PIG.