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to those of you that have (or ever had) an actual real life girl/boy friend...

 

d'you ever beat off in front of each other for shits, giggles and the general backwardness of the act?

 

it seems ok for girls to do it but not guys for some reason i'm not sure of. it seems like a waste of my staying power/endurance to spank it myself when a ready and willing, beautiful girl is present.

 

PS i will be spanking one out in front of my gf whilst reading your tales of beating off in front of your partners.

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Yes. I make her squirt will one hand (she could fill glasses of the stuff), whilst I jerk with the other (using her "squirt" as lube. when my squirting hand gets tired, i watch her play with her lovely pussy while I masturbate, staring at he lovely labia.

  On 2/14/2011 at 5:20 PM, keltoi said:

to those of you that have (or ever had) an actual real life girl/boy friend...

 

Wrong forum.

I've brought up the concept of mutual masturbation with people and they usually scoff at it saying something like 'why would i want her to make herself cum if i could do it for her' seems like there is a macho-ish block for enjoying this sort of thing

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  On 2/14/2011 at 9:01 PM, KY said:

well now that the guard's down, i don't mind saying...keltoi: wtf. really?

Wtf what?

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nothing wrong with the thread but i think i've only done it for the edification of girls who asked me what it looks like when I masturbate

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...like my grandmother

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

  On 2/14/2011 at 6:01 PM, sneaksta303 said:

Yes. I make her squirt will one hand (she could fill glasses of the stuff), whilst I jerk with the other (using her "squirt" as lube. when my squirting hand gets tired, i watch her play with her lovely pussy while I masturbate, staring at he lovely labia.

this, minus the squirt

I've done probably with every woman i've dated... I especially like the "side by side self pleasuring technique". not directly in front of your partner.

not going to happen unless it really flicks her bulbs if you know what i mean. and i would have to care about her in a really razzle dazzle way if you catch my drift, before i expose her to my jag face

 

shed have to beg to see little peppy's jag face on a hot sunday. barely any chance i'll let her catch that drift... wed have to be married. don't want her to peep my nasty if you see what i'm getting at here. i shit my pants every time i jag solo.

 

 

jag solo ....shit man. what happened to me?

my ex told me she'd fuck me if i could beat off in less than 30 seconds.

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

well?

 

  On 2/14/2011 at 8:08 PM, AcrossCanyons said:

The amount of too-much-detail-watmm-sex-threads that are posted here freak me out a little. Actually, a lot. This ain't the place I want to read this shit.

 

thread title says what's within. just don't open it?

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  On 2/15/2011 at 1:36 AM, messiaen said:

what about dangerwanks?

 

what's a dangerwank? save me going to urban dictionary.

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