d'you ever spank one out in front of your other half?

no, but i do in front of the mirror

  On 2/15/2011 at 11:44 AM, keltoi said:

  On 2/15/2011 at 1:36 AM, messiaen said:

what about dangerwanks?

 

what's a dangerwank? save me going to urban dictionary.

as you feel yourself starting to hit the home stretch, you shout your mum and then have to finish and hide evidence before she arrives. having moved away from home my usual valentines day treat to myself has been kinda ruined though.

also being happily partnered up and not living with your parents makes it kinda redundant, unless you have a wank fascist partner.

If by 'other half' you mean the trees and the icy wind. Then yes naturally, regularly. Good for the circulation don't you know.