watmm interviews: rambo

how many times is acceptable to "this time it's to save his friend" that shit?

which closet lesbian: michelle rodriguez or vasquez from aliens?

who would win in a fight: you or alan 'dutch' schaefer?

do you ever feel bad about stallone's role in 'stop or my mom will shoot'?

if you had to only take four items into the jungle, what would they be?

what are your feelings on the US government's constant flip-flopping with regards to the mujahideen?

they were the good guys, then the bad guys, and now i dunno wtf they are, i mean wtf?

best rambo-related video game?

Firstly, let me just say that this is a dream come true for me. It was very much humble beginnings for me on here - i can still remember that first lol, those baby steps. I remember the first time i stopped watmming to go to the toilet. I remember my very first post which was actually a lie. I said something to the effect of "blah blah thread topic, i'm not actually Rambo btw." Totaly had everyone going for a while that i wasn't Rambo. Great days.

Now that's off my chest, i will ponder these questions in my sleep and fulfill my duties sometime tomorrow. Thank you very much Kaini + watmm.

i cant wait for this rambo answers

GREATEST MOMENT OF OUR LIVES!!!

and i am honoured in turn that you would take the time to answer these questions, john.

watmm, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. get in there with some questions before he returns from the foxhole. but make 'em good ones.

What has caused you the most laughter that you have experienced on WATMM/CHATMM? Most discomfort?

The interview we've all been waiting for.

Have you ever fucked your own ass, and if so please describe the experience. If not, what's the closest thing to fucking your own ass that you've ever done and why?

zephyr nova, we're aiming at good questions here

A question is only as good as its answer.

and an answer is only as good as its question.

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:37 AM, kaini said:

zephyr nova, we're aiming at good questions here

LOL *looks at original post* - good questions not found --

also, you're not allowed boxing day you huge fag.

rambo: you have three bullets, and sirch, boxing day, and MAXIMUS MISCHIEF are lined up in front of you.

what do you do?

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:39 AM, kaini said:

and an answer is only as good as its question.

Then this will be a terrible interview. But I am certain that you are incorrect.

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:40 AM, kaini said:

also, you're not allowed boxing day you huge fag.

There is a lot of truth in that post.

Im 6'6" and my mom thinks im gay. I may be a huge fag after all.

HI MOM

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:42 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:39 AM, kaini said:

and an answer is only as good as its question.

 

Then this will be a terrible interview. But I am certain that you are incorrect.

I'm sorry... your questions are actually pretty good, but the answers are going to be what makes it.

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:47 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:42 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:39 AM, kaini said:

and an answer is only as good as its question.

 

Then this will be a terrible interview. But I am certain that you are incorrect.

 

I'm sorry... your questions are actually pretty good, but the answers are going to be what makes it.

and now's your chance to redeem yourself. this is rambo. ask a good question.

How many honeys do you have hanging from your arms when you cut the line at night clubs?

What do you think of Rocky Balboa?

What's your best story regarding piss?

Have you ever been dumpster diving?

What do you think of North Korea?

AMD or Intel?

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:49 AM, kaini said:

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:47 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:42 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:39 AM, kaini said:

and an answer is only as good as its question.

 

Then this will be a terrible interview. But I am certain that you are incorrect.

 

I'm sorry... your questions are actually pretty good, but the answers are going to be what makes it.

 

and now's your chance to redeem yourself. this is rambo. ask a good question.

Okay okay, fine... what new(er) musical artists of the last 5 years are you most exited about, and if they were a superhero (or merged to create one as the case may be) what powers would they possess?

I still think my previous question could potentially lead to a more entertaining answer, but go with whichever compels you more... better yet, answer both.

What is your favorite dance move and have you ever performed it to get poon?

What was the last book you read?

What do you consider a good question?\

Whats my middle name?

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:41 AM, kaini said:

also, you're not allowed boxing day you huge fag.

 

rambo: you have three bullets, and sirch, boxing day, and MAXIMUS MISCHIEF are lined up in front of you.

what do you do?

youre such a little weasel

If you had to, what would be your first move in trying to take down Chuck Norris?

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:41 AM, kaini said:

rambo: you have three bullets, and sirch, boxing day, and MAXIMUS MISCHIEF are lined up in front of you.

what do you do?

That one's easy. 3 bullets in MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's face just to make absolutely sure.

  On 3/6/2011 at 1:13 PM, kakapo said:

  On 3/6/2011 at 7:41 AM, kaini said:

rambo: you have three bullets, and sirch, boxing day, and MAXIMUS MISCHIEF are lined up in front of you.

what do you do?

 

 

That one's easy. 3 bullets in MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's face just to make absolutely sure.

Or he can shoot himself up. Don't know what's the better option

Hah, at the timeit's taking to reply. He's had to go an hire a team of writers, cause of performance anxiety. As it was cool just palming off one liners in other threads, there wasn't the pressure of being put on the spot and under the microscope that there is here.

(yes yes, i know that he went to bed/the prob. work/ifdyuepsduexat)