watmm interviews: rambo

  On 3/6/2011 at 10:53 PM, viscosity said:

when you were 6 years of age what was the most prominent, life altering moment of your life; be specific and leave no details astray

By the time i was 6 i had passionately kissed my first female. It was with open mouths - i have no idea what movies we had been watching but im pretty sure closed mouth would have been more appropriate. She was a little bit chubby, didnt know kung fu and insisted that we cover ourselves in some sort of cloth or coat so no-one could see. This all happened in class because at that age there would be a play session everyday and we made the most of playtime. She actually kind of bit me while we were kissing, i mean, she could have been better. There were a lot of teeth involved. I knew this wasn't right but i was prepared to let it go.

  On 3/6/2011 at 11:08 PM, doorjamb said:

dear Mr Rambo,

 

I liek calvin & hobbs. doy ou like calvin & hobes?

 

yor biggest fan,

dormjab

I was never really into comics. We can still go out, i was just never into them.

  On 3/6/2011 at 11:11 PM, gaarg said:

Rambo, would you guest star on a show with these guys:

 

 

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I most certainly would. As long as when it comes to the credits i am the one furthest forward on my motorbike.

Now that you mention it, i have a few ideas swirling around in my head for this.

Offshore Drilling with Rambo & Manowar

V.O.M.I.T Where i try to make myself puke onto Manowar for 45 minutes every thursday.

In the Hot tub Live - me and Manowar host a live call in show everyday at 1pm where we give counselling to 40 year old women who hate their husbands.

SURVIVAL - Rambo's Way here i try to educate Manowar to survive in harsh conditions and give them basic weapons training.

  On 3/8/2011 at 3:38 PM, Rambo said:

  On 3/6/2011 at 11:11 PM, gaarg said:

Rambo, would you guest star on a show with these guys:

 

 

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I most certainly would. As long as when it comes to the credits i am the one furthest forward on my motorbike.

 

Now that you mention it, i have a few ideas swirling around in my head for this.

 

Offshore Drilling with Rambo & Manowar

V.O.M.I.T Where i try to make myself puke onto Manowar for 45 minutes every thursday.

In the Hot tub Live - me and Manowar host a live call in show everyday at 1pm where we give counselling to 40 year old women who hate their husbands.

SURVIVAL - Rambo's Way here i try to educate Manowar to survive in harsh conditions and give them basic weapons training.

Rambo, you're awesome.

Dearest Rambo,

Has John Spartan ever revealed to you the proper way to use the 3 Seashells? If not, how would you use the 3 Seashells?

Yours in poo,

floppy baps

Edit: Also, who would you rather, Snipes or or Bullock?

Dear Rambo,

what is the rite of passage for Rambo Jr. for him to become a man.

If I can ask one more (and I've only been reading the answers, so I apologize if this exact question has been asked already):

Can you describe your best wargasm in sufficient detail to make watmm cum stupid without having to put a finger in its ass?

what time is your body?

you got me on ignore?

two turntables or a microphone?

you're so demanding keltoi, i am only on page 3

  On 3/6/2011 at 11:13 PM, Calx Sherbet said:

how does beer bad for your brain?

 

does it beer bad for my brain though? That's for someone more qualifies with it.

  On 3/7/2011 at 5:28 AM, Godwin Austen said:

hey Rambo! have you seen a zergling once?

Sorry, i dont know what that is. *jots it down*

  On 3/7/2011 at 4:16 PM, keltoi said:

rambo: when you imagine us wrestle-fucking (and i know you do) who 'taps out' first?

I think we both know that i always tap out first

because that's when i ejaculate (i cum out of my dick).

  On 3/8/2011 at 12:39 PM, data said:

brother from another mother or just some lame impostor?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJJuvGuQpk

 

 

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another brother from another mother??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AEZJPS4SB4

 

 

I see these guys as tribute acts. I'm David Gilmour, if you will. That's been a major gripe of mine over the years - a guy slaps on a headband and all of a sudden he thinks he's got the funk. I usually call them up and tell them to check my stats. If they give me the 'tude i beat the crap out of my phone, that usually shuts them up.

I Felt that i should answer the remaining questions out of respect

  On 3/8/2011 at 10:07 PM, baph said:

Dearest Rambo,

Has John Spartan ever revealed to you the proper way to use the 3 Seashells? If not, how would you use the 3 Seashells?

Yours in poo,

floppy baps

I think you are thinking of someone who looks very similar to me who got cryogenically frozen completely naked. He was naked when he was frozen.

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Edit: Also, who would you rather, Snipes or or Bullock?

murder or have sex with? Bullock for both.

  On 3/8/2011 at 10:11 PM, chassis said:

Dear Rambo,

 

what is the rite of passage for Rambo Jr. for him to become a man.

Swimming with naked elephants. Real close. Naked, if you catch my drift.

i love you?

  On 3/8/2011 at 10:23 PM, baph said:

If I can ask one more (and I've only been reading the answers, so I apologize if this exact question has been asked already):

 

Can you describe your best wargasm in sufficient detail to make watmm cum stupid without having to put a finger in its ass?

My greatest wargasm actually occured in what i believed to be a non hostile situation at first. It was in the early 90's and i was participating in a sponsored cook-a-thon. There was this guy to my left who had been looking at me funny, i thought he must have recognised me but from where i didn't know. I was incredibly focussed on my vegeterian dish (every contestant had to prepare at least 1) so i hadn't give it too much thought at that point. The sweat ran down my brow and i suddenly got that sense that some serious shit was about to go down. There was a tall man wearing shades and carrying a Persian cat in the distance. He was looking right at me and speaking calmly into a walkie talkie.

What's that? Footsteps on the roof. I threw my pan of boiling water at the suspicious contestant who then started screaming and shouting in German. I ran to my car which was about 40 yards away in the parking lot. I grabbed my MP40, knife and a can of lemonade to quench my thirst. I looked up to see several armed men on the roof who proceeded to shoot out the windows of my white jeep. I jump in the vehicle, start it and fire at the men on the roof, taking two out and badly maiming another. I accidentally reverse my jeep into a bunch of civillians, instantly killing 3 men and a child. I apologise whilst driving away and taking out another man who was attempting to lower himself down from the roof via a drain. He slides down the drain leaving a trail of blood as he goes. I love to paint with the enemy. I feel a blade at my throat "drive John" the voice said. The guy had been hidden in the back of the jeep all along. I could tell by the sound of his voice that he was a caucasian male aged between 40-45, tall and of average build. Most likely moustached.

I noted the tall man with the Persian cat driving closely behind us. "Reindeer pumping the goose" i said in a Texan accent to throw him off guard "what?" he replied as i stooped and bit down on the blade before yanking it out of his hand with my incredibly strong neck and shoulder muscles. I spit out his blade piercing the can of lemonade and blinding us both. I slam on the brakes sending the tall Persian cat mans vehicle into the back of my jeep at high speed. Persian cat man flies through his windscreen straight through the back window of my jeep headfirst into my blade as i simultaneously thrust it forward towards his skull. I let out a little yelp of pleasure. Couldn't keep it inside unfortunatly. The guy who had been hidden in the back of the vehicle begged for mercy, so i took him back to the cook-a-thon and forced him to eat my entire vegetarian dish which i had thrown together with basically no thought.

  On 3/8/2011 at 10:41 PM, Velazquez said:

what time is your body?

3 o clock baby. *makes engine noises*

(i dont know what that meant)

  On 3/9/2011 at 12:34 AM, usagi said:

rambo: what is your position on facial hair, in particular the idm beard?

I'm very much in favour, sir. I read that musicians are 12% happier with facial hair. I am clean shaven at the moment though.

Whoa.

brilliant.

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:59 AM, Rambo said:

  On 3/8/2011 at 10:23 PM, baph said:

If I can ask one more (and I've only been reading the answers, so I apologize if this exact question has been asked already):

 

Can you describe your best wargasm in sufficient detail to make watmm cum stupid without having to put a finger in its ass?

 

My greatest wargasm actually occured in what i believed to be a non hostile situation at first. It was in the early 90's and i was participating in a sponsored cook-a-thon. There was this guy to my left who had been looking at me funny, i thought he must have recognised me but from where i didn't know. I was incredibly focussed on my vegeterian dish (every contestant had to prepare at least 1) so i hadn't give it too much thought at that point. The sweat ran down my brow and i suddenly got that sense that some serious shit was about to go down. There was a tall man wearing shades and carrying a Persian cat in the distance. He was looking right at me and speaking calmly into a walkie talkie.

 

What's that? Footsteps on the roof. I threw my pan of boiling water at the suspicious contestant who then started screaming and shouting in German. I ran to my car which was about 40 yards away in the parking lot. I grabbed my MP40, knife and a can of lemonade to quench my thirst. I looked up to see several armed men on the roof who proceeded to shoot out the windows of my white jeep. I jump in the vehicle, start it and fire at the men on the roof, taking two out and badly maiming another. I accidentally reverse my jeep into a bunch of civillians, instantly killing 3 men and a child. I apologise whilst driving away and taking out another man who was attempting to lower himself down from the roof via a drain. He slides down the drain leaving a trail of blood as he goes. I love to paint with the enemy. I feel a blade at my throat "drive John" the voice said. The guy had been hidden in the back of the jeep all along. I could tell by the sound of his voice that he was a caucasian male aged between 40-45, tall and of average build. Most likely moustached.

 

I noted the tall man with the Persian cat driving closely behind us. "Reindeer pumping the goose" i said in a Texan accent to throw him off guard "what?" he replied as i stooped and bit down on the blade before yanking it out of his hand with my incredibly strong neck and shoulder muscles. I spit out his blade piercing the can of lemonade and blinding us both. I slam on the brakes sending the tall Persian cat mans vehicle into the back of my jeep at high speed. Persian cat man flies through his windscreen straight through the back window of my jeep headfirst into my blade as i simultaneously thrust it forward towards his skull. I let out a little yelp of pleasure. Couldn't keep it inside unfortunatly. The guy who had been hidden in the back of the vehicle begged for mercy, so i took him back to the cook-a-thon and forced him to eat my entire vegetarian dish which i had thrown together with basically no thought.

 

 

it's working

  On 3/9/2011 at 12:25 PM, data said:

two turntables or a microphone?

It could be said that the 2 turntables represent female breasts and a microphone represents the male cock. That would make hermaphrodites of many.

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:41 AM, essines said:

i love you?

I've felt it for quite some time. This is purely speculation of course but it's like all the pictures you have been posting up for the last few years have been solely for my benefit. Would you deny that?

how big is your willy

@ Rambo

When you played in the movie the specialist were you ever tempted to shove a C4 shape dildo up sharons stones tight ass to widen her cunt

  On 3/16/2011 at 1:43 AM, Craig Anderson said:

@ Rambo

 

When you played in the movie the specialist were you ever tempted to shove a C4 shape dildo up sharons stones tight ass to widen her cunt

that wasn't rambo, it was a man who looked quite like him.

  On 3/16/2011 at 12:27 AM, messiaen said:

how big is your willy

I dont have any exact measurement but i can tell you that it is extremely average, despite my consistent lies to Yegg.

  On 3/16/2011 at 1:43 AM, Craig Anderson said:

@ Rambo

 

When you played in the movie the specialist were you ever tempted to shove a C4 shape dildo up sharons stones tight ass to widen her cunt

That wasn't me. That was a guy who looked quite like me.

  On 3/15/2011 at 6:42 PM, Rambo said:

 

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:41 AM, essines said:

i love you?

 

I've felt it for quite some time. This is purely speculation of course but it's like all the pictures you have been posting up for the last few years have been solely for my benefit. Would you deny that?

i wouldn't deny you anything

*flexes calves*